beastieben21
01-02-2006, 05:10 PM
Straight Man in Comedy: Hey there Grandpa...I'm having some troubles with a lady.
Grandpa: Troubles with a lady, huh!? Can't get your cock hard can yah? I couldn't give it to your grandma for a few years either, but her pussy was like beartrap! Don't worry, it will pass!
Striaght Man: Grandpa! I don't want to hear that!
Grandpa: Oh come on! I know about fucking. I used to LOVE to do it from behind, ever try that one!?
Straigh Man: Seriously! Come on! Hey...Raoul, how about you? Any tips on how I can impress my lady?
Raoul: You neeeed to geeeve her theee true poweeer of the cock! Geeeet in there and just FUCK, FUCK, FUCK away!
Straigh Man: Raoul! Come on! You and Grandpa too!
Raoul: This old pieceeee of sheeeet!? I'd fuck your grandpa from behind with a giant dildo!
Straigh Man: Ugh, maybe I'll just ask Grandma. Hey Grandma, how do I impress a ladY?
Grandma: Well, I'll tell you how your grandpa impressed me. He took me to the beach and then screwed me in the ass while we watched the sunset. It was gorgeous. I even gave him head and played with his balls as I did it. Take her to the beach, honey.
SERIOUSLY HOLLYWOOD WRITERS. CRUDE AND VULGAR OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT FUNNY, NOR HAVE THEY EVER BEEN FUNNY. It's just lazy.
Grandpa: Troubles with a lady, huh!? Can't get your cock hard can yah? I couldn't give it to your grandma for a few years either, but her pussy was like beartrap! Don't worry, it will pass!
Striaght Man: Grandpa! I don't want to hear that!
Grandpa: Oh come on! I know about fucking. I used to LOVE to do it from behind, ever try that one!?
Straigh Man: Seriously! Come on! Hey...Raoul, how about you? Any tips on how I can impress my lady?
Raoul: You neeeed to geeeve her theee true poweeer of the cock! Geeeet in there and just FUCK, FUCK, FUCK away!
Straigh Man: Raoul! Come on! You and Grandpa too!
Raoul: This old pieceeee of sheeeet!? I'd fuck your grandpa from behind with a giant dildo!
Straigh Man: Ugh, maybe I'll just ask Grandma. Hey Grandma, how do I impress a ladY?
Grandma: Well, I'll tell you how your grandpa impressed me. He took me to the beach and then screwed me in the ass while we watched the sunset. It was gorgeous. I even gave him head and played with his balls as I did it. Take her to the beach, honey.
SERIOUSLY HOLLYWOOD WRITERS. CRUDE AND VULGAR OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT FUNNY, NOR HAVE THEY EVER BEEN FUNNY. It's just lazy.