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beastieben21
01-02-2006, 05:10 PM
Straight Man in Comedy: Hey there Grandpa...I'm having some troubles with a lady.

Grandpa: Troubles with a lady, huh!? Can't get your cock hard can yah? I couldn't give it to your grandma for a few years either, but her pussy was like beartrap! Don't worry, it will pass!

Striaght Man: Grandpa! I don't want to hear that!

Grandpa: Oh come on! I know about fucking. I used to LOVE to do it from behind, ever try that one!?

Straigh Man: Seriously! Come on! Hey...Raoul, how about you? Any tips on how I can impress my lady?

Raoul: You neeeed to geeeve her theee true poweeer of the cock! Geeeet in there and just FUCK, FUCK, FUCK away!

Straigh Man: Raoul! Come on! You and Grandpa too!

Raoul: This old pieceeee of sheeeet!? I'd fuck your grandpa from behind with a giant dildo!

Straigh Man: Ugh, maybe I'll just ask Grandma. Hey Grandma, how do I impress a ladY?

Grandma: Well, I'll tell you how your grandpa impressed me. He took me to the beach and then screwed me in the ass while we watched the sunset. It was gorgeous. I even gave him head and played with his balls as I did it. Take her to the beach, honey.


SERIOUSLY HOLLYWOOD WRITERS. CRUDE AND VULGAR OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT FUNNY, NOR HAVE THEY EVER BEEN FUNNY. It's just lazy.

LoomisFan
01-02-2006, 07:56 PM
...Wow.

MacReady
01-02-2006, 08:32 PM
Definetely.

Those old Pakastani guys from 40 Year Old Virgin were cringe inducing.

Ki'esha Foxx
01-02-2006, 08:33 PM
Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh..............
Taking excerpts from your own life? (just kidding)

Lazy Boy
01-02-2006, 08:40 PM
I think the best foul mouthed old lady role was Betty White in Lake Placid, but I agree that it's been overused in movies.

jeo4
01-02-2006, 08:58 PM
Excellent topic. I agree wholeheartedly.

Robot
01-02-2006, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Lazy Boy
I think the best foul mouthed old lady role was Betty White in Lake Placid, but I agree that it's been overused in movies.

I still laugh thinking about Betty in that movie. "IF I HAD A DICK, I'D TELL YOU TO SUCK IT!".

I have frequented (lurked) the boards for awhile and I must say, the main post made me laugh more than anything I've read on here. Bravo sir. :p