JoBlo.com I'm pissed that you mentioned J. Carter of Mars

[J.Bo--tox]

Here I am looking through your news and what do I see? I see a news story about John Carter of Mars...

Now the fact that it might be made is cool but the fact the the biggest sellout in the short history of movie news on the internet might be producing it (Harry Knowles) just gets me all riled up.

Here's a guy who brags about his 'pwesents' whereas JoBlo won't even give us what we're all craving for:
A review for 'Alone in the Dark'

I mean c'mon! Everyone that visits this site knows that the Arrow had a small part in the flick (although I felt he should have held out so that he could have starred along side of 'Handsome Rob' and the Terminatress) and the mere fact that he was probably the best part of the movie! I was just waiting to hear what either of you thought about the Tara Reid pronunciation of Newfoundland!

But Noooooooooo! You were all professional and shit! At AICN they're reviewing each others shit that shows up on TV! Yup there's no bias happening there...

Anyways... At least you got Spielberg to say that he loves this site.

I'm just sayin' is all

[Joshmo]

I cant stand Harry Knowles. He's a major sellout from what I have read recently. And needless to say I am shocked and very fucking pissed off while I was viewing my King Kong 33-supplements and this FUGLY (fucking ugly) fucker appears to give a blurb! *ARGH!!!!!!!! Now hes producing movies? I wish him nothing but the worst.

I dont know which is worse, having Michael Medved unexpectedly appear on a supplement or this freaking blowhard.

Re: Alone in the Dark. The fact that this site has fallen silent in regards to a review, speaks volumes for ME anyway of how they feel about it...no review is needed in this case. ;)

[William Munny]

"Alone in the Dark" is a great film in every sense. Uwe Boll is a master of his craft, and no site, least of all Joblo and Arrow, should feel ashamed for having reviewed it.

Now. . . . . . .go see Bloodrayne!

http://www.bloodrayne-themovie.com/