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Buck Turgidson
01-20-2006, 02:49 AM
Lord have mercy, the poor, daffy girl...

Legal Papers Prove She's No Einstein
Heiress is geographically and verbally challenged

By TMZ.COM STAFF

(Jan. 19) -- TMZ has obtained a Paris Hilton deposition in which the heiress makes it painfully clear -- Greeks and geography are not her strong suits.
The deposition was taken last November, in connection with a defamation lawsuit filed by Zeta Graff against Ms. Hilton. Graff claims Hilton planted lies about her in the New York Post gossip column, Page Six. The item says Graff went "berserk" on a London dance floor last July and allegedly attacked Hilton, trying to remove Hilton's multi-million dollar necklace before being tossed from the club.

Hilton admits the incident never took place but denies spreading the lies.

In her deposition, Hilton is asked about a companion that night whose first name was Terry. When asked if she knew his last name, Hilton replied: "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

Hilton was also asked if she was aware that the article had been republished in various newspapers. Graff's lawyer, Paul Berra, asked, "Were there U.K. publications?" Hilton responded: "No... there is stuff in London." Hilton's lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in: "London is a U.K. publication." Her retort: "Right. U.K. Whatever."

Hilton swore she never saw a republication of the article: "I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French -- I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

Hilton testified on the night in question she did have a minor run-in with Graff, the former girlfriend of Hilton's then-boyfriend Paris Latsis. Hilton stated, "I just said to her... she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that -- I just - what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."

She added that Graff had threatened Latsis: "He said that she threatened to send Mexican people to come and beat the s..t out of him."
Hilton testified that she too was scared: "He said that she was going to do voodoo on me. And I kind of do believe in that stuff a little bit, so I was a little bit scared about that... "

Hilton, who was admonished several times to use the word "no" instead of "huh-uh," had problems explaining emails between herself and her then-publicist, Rob Shuter. Hilton claims she talked to Shuter after the incident and said: "I don't want this getting out..." But Shuter sent Hilton the article the day it ran with the note: "This is genius." Hilton responded, "You are amazing! I f..... love it!!! You are genius...."

In his earlier deposition, Shuter said that Hilton told him essentially what Page Six reported, with this instruction: "She was very clear that this story needed to go her way... we needed to get this out immediately." Shuter says Hilton specifically wanted the item in Page Six and he obliged. In Hilton's deposition, she describes Shuter as "a f...ing liar."

Hilton's graphic description of Shuter was not the only departure from a traditional deposition. At one point she blurted out: "I'm so hungry."

http://tmz.aol.com/article1?id=20060118173609990013

RustyRazor
01-20-2006, 09:28 AM
:eek:


Thank you, Buck.


:eek:



...it's true. It's ALL true.
She's an idiot.
She's a bitch.
And she should be locked away in a 5x10 room somewhere in Europe where we never have to see her "tan in a can" face again.

Quote -

In her deposition, Hilton is asked about a companion that night whose first name was Terry. When asked if she knew his last name, Hilton replied: "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

:eek:

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Hilton testified on the night in question she did have a minor run-in with Graff, the former girlfriend of Hilton's then-boyfriend Paris Latsis. Hilton stated, "I just said to her... she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that -- I just - what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."

:eek:

Wow. I've got to go sit down.
Just...wow.

jeo4
01-20-2006, 10:28 AM
BAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:D

Oh, man...that's...it's just...hilarious!!



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

< a c e >
01-20-2006, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by jeo4
BAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:D

Oh, man...that's...it's just...hilarious!!



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


ditto!

Harry Warden
01-20-2006, 04:18 PM
Wow....that's dumb as hell.

I still say she's pretty but that's just....RETARDUH!!!!!!!!

Joshmo
01-20-2006, 05:05 PM
Location: The Afterlife..shortly after Joshmos (hopefully long and healthy life)

[God enters a vast white room..it is the judgement room...approaching for his judgement is Joshmo]

God: Well, Joshmo tis time for thy judgem'....

Joshmo: 'um excuse me Lord, I hate to interupt but'...

God: Yes, I know, tis always been one of thy faults..

Joshmo: Yeah..I know..sorry about that. But I have two burning questions... the second one is about what time frame the dinosaurs existed in and how they fit in with mans time frame and what was the purpose of all those other planets being they were dead and all and'...

God: Please get to your FIRST question Joshmo for thou hasnt lived a life of taking things in stride and thou always complained about why others were given things and chances and what not and instead of thou accepting what I meted out to thee, ye have grip-ed all these years...

Joshmo: Yeah...again, sorry God...but that brings me to my first question... other than your reply being, "because I am God and I wanted it that way" "big picture and all that crap"...can you give me one good reason why people like Paris Hilton and so many others were given so much without having to work for it, and just basically became famous and wealthy soley cause of whom they were born to?

And why you didnt do the same for ME? Someone who actually acted like you existed and prayed, pleaded with and talked to like an invisible friend all my life and even got into meaningless internet flame wars with atheists trying to defend you; when I am willing to bet that the Paris Hiltons of the world never ONCE acknowledged you or if they did it was to beg they didnt get pregnant or have some disease... and if they didnt call on you for that then I bet they used your name when they cussed..and if not that, they only shouted your name in the throes of orgasms.
Can you give me one good reason God why you blessed these people with so much and me so little?

God: How does thou know they havent paid the consequences for their actions after having been given so much?

Joshmo: You're right God, I dont know cause I am, er, WAS human and you didnt set things up that way for us to know this stuff..unless they fell into tragedy or drug abuse cause of their lifestyles..but that didnt help me to pay my bills and support my family when I needed to...you were/are quite unfair and lack balance in dishing out the materialism and I would like some answers....other than..."Cause I am God" These people didnt deserve it.

God: I know thou has seen UNFORGIVEN, and th'...

Joshmo: Yeah, I know..."Deserves got nuthin to do with it" Can you please answer my question now?

God: Um..well....you see, I...ya gotta understand that...I am God...and'

Joshmo: *Pft! Tut tut! Remember, no "I'm God" stuff!

God: Okay..ya got me Joshmo... I basically admit, you did nothing serious to rub me the wrong way, but being God...I sometimes screw with peoples lives for no reason other than cause I have the power to... and...um...the day thou was born, I was in one of my "I'm all that" moods and thou fell in my radar.....and the more thou complained about thy unfair situation, I just got more annoyed with thee and...say, can I answer those Dinosaur and planet questions you have?

Joshmo: Dont really care anymore God...you kinda answered what I have felt while I was alive...

EBastard
01-20-2006, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by RustyRazor

...it's true. It's ALL true.
She's an idiot.
She's a bitch.
And she should be locked away in a 5x10 room somewhere in Europe where we never have to see her "tan in a can" face again.

Sounds like a good story to a possible Hostel 2 if you ask me...



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

CRUISE HAS LOST HIS FUCKING MARBLES.

Buck Turgidson
01-21-2006, 01:01 AM
It's all great, but the "Greek name 'Douglas'" and "I'm so hungry!" take the cake.

screamer581
01-21-2006, 12:20 PM
Paris Hilton is the smartest person in the world.