Laws of Anime

[Dead Halloween]

LINK (http://www.abcb.com/laws/)

Found this amusing little thing.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence

(from Erin Alia)

Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.


39. Law of Inverse Attraction

Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

*First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

[Cronos]

hehe, great link :D


#11 Law of Inherent Combustability

Everything explodes. Everything.

* First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
* Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

[X-Nightcrawler]

That link is hilarious. Love the 'physics' language.

[rilocay]

LOL! nice find!

Gotta love 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission

Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

:p

[krazy drako]

Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics

In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.


Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure


My favorites on the list.:D

[Dead Halloween]

#Law of Americanthropomorphism

Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.

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First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
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Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

I'd like to add to this one:
American Females are usually blonde, big breasted and a little bit crazy and sluty.
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