Federline releases rap single, suicide rates rise exponentionally

[someguy]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kevin-Federline-jamming-to-PopoZao?v=Q7Ys46KA4xw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ethesuperficial%2Ecom%2Farc hives%2F2006%2F01%2F24%2Fkevin%5Ffederline%5Fjams% 5Fto%5Fpopoza%2Ehtml

Warning: the song may make you want to stab your ears due to how awful it is.

[ElderPredator]

He can't be fucking serious, that is the worse song I've ever heard in my fucking life if you can even classify it as a song. And this guy fucked Britney Spears? Definitely wasn't for his talent.

That was GOD AWFUL!!

[Digifruitella]

ROFLMFAO

what made that video great is how idiotic Federline looked. He was clearly into his own shit but the song is mediocre and he loves it. Hilarious

[Tagia_Romero]

Doof. :p

[The Heart Collector]

I was hoping for a horrendous song, but its actually not horrible. In fact, if you told me, I dunno, Ludacris wrote it, I wouldnt be surprised.

[someguy]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
I was hoping for a horrendous song, but its actually not horrible. In fact, if you told me, I dunno, Ludacris wrote it, I wouldnt be surprised.

Get out of this thread NOW!

[< a c e >]

"...back then they called me K Fed but you can call me daddy instead." - KEVIN FEDERLINE

Now that's what i call a quote...


EDIT: By the way, about the song...you never know what's gonna be popular in clubs! This sounds shitty now...but you never know!!!

[scubasteve]

The fact that he dances in his chair with corny hand signals makes the song that much better. Well done K Fed! (sarcasm)

[Mr. Fred Krueger]

Good God, this guy's useless. I mean, he is literally a waste of oxygen. He needs to just go away.

[Joshmo]

"K-Fed" is an insult to GOOD Trailer Park Trash.

The sooner these 2 get divorced, the sooner his UNDESERVED fame will blow away.


"Ice, Ice Baby".....

[RustyRazor]

STEP 1: Chemical castration, so he can no longer plague humanity with his talentless seed.
STEP 2: Sit him down with Robert Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice), the white guy who called himself MC Snow and pretended to be Jamaican, and that hispanic "rapper" Gerardo (Rico.....Suave? :mad: ). They need to explain WHY they should NEVER be allowed to even have their voices recorded on ANY medium, let alone waste the precious time we're given on this earth with their bullshit.
STEP 3: Take a nicely chilled aluminum bat (a cold aluminum bat, for some reason HURTS A LOT WORSE than your best Louisville Slugger. Don't ask how I know) aim for his nutsack and his kneecaps, and PRESTO. He'll just stay at home with Brittany and the baby.

No more dancing
No more singing
No more sadness to my ears bringing.

Just a thought.

[arto_j]

Did anyone see James Lipton reading the lyrics on Conan the other night?

It was priceless. :D

[riotstarter]

I love Fenderline! I think he's hillarious how he's duped one of the richest young women in the industry not only into a relationship, but into a marriage. It's funny to see a pathetic guy golddigger for once and to see all the Britney fans up in arms about this. I follow his 'career' with great interest.

By the way, his rap song is god awful, Heart Collector I expect more out of you.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Originally posted by arto_j
Did anyone see James Lipton reading the lyrics on Conan the other night?

It was priceless. :D

http://gorillamask.net/jlpz.shtml

Po.. po.. po.. po.. popozao

[IQuitMrWhite]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
I was hoping for a horrendous song, but its actually not horrible. In fact, if you told me, I dunno, Ludacris wrote it, I wouldnt be surprised.

no, I def agree. I was all excited to hear some piece of shit rap song but I think I might've actually...liked it!!!
but I did laugh at how ridiculous he looked bobbing his head to his own song. and he was even offbeat most of the time. dude, if you wanna make badass rap music, don't sit there like a show-off talking about how sweet your jams are.
at any rate, the song wasn't THAT bad, people.

[KcMsterpce]

Collegehumor has the great clip of Federline WHILE HE'S LISTENING to it.

It's great:
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1656067/

Makes me appreciate the song that much more!

[someguy]

Kc, the video is in the first post of the thread!

[The Heart Collector]

Originally posted by riotstarter
I love Fenderline! I think he's hillarious how he's duped one of the richest young women in the industry not only into a relationship, but into a marriage. It's funny to see a pathetic guy golddigger for once and to see all the Britney fans up in arms about this. I follow his 'career' with great interest.

By the way, his rap song is god awful, Heart Collector I expect more out of you.

I'm not saying the song is good or anything. What I-m saying is that it isn't like this song is very far removed from most popular music.

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by someguy
Kc, the video is in the first post of the thread!

I thought it was the music video, or just an audio clip of it. OK, my bad.

[dk789]

From urbandictionary.com (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PopoZao)


Definitions of popozao:

1. PopoZao
A dirty talentless leech that sponges off his baby's mama


2. PopoZao
To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while ruining other's lives. Becoming a running joke and existing solely as a caution to others not to emulate you. To rise to mediocrity and pseudo-celebrity status, only to fall back into the depths of obscurity long before your fifteen minutes have expired. In short: to blow it.



While the guy has no talent, at least he's "keepin' it real." :D

[< a c e >]

Originally posted by BakeTheMooCow
http://gorillamask.net/jlpz.shtml

Po.. po.. po.. po.. popozao



LOL

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by BakeTheMooCow
http://gorillamask.net/jlpz.shtml

Po.. po.. po.. po.. popozao

I just noticed, if James Lipton had an evil twin brother, he'd be Michael Ironside.

[TrippingBalls]

Federline may just be the funniest musical "artist" since William Hung.

[Mr-Blonde]

What was that gay shit he was doing with his hands? It made him look seriously whiter than he already is. I have no patience for white guy rappers anymore. Eminem is the only one who can even halfway pull it off.

[ComeNightfall]

What's scary about this video is that he looks like he actually showered.

[Pain In Da Azz]

shyt if he liked that dumb ass beat he would love my beats, lol. i coulda sold him everything i got and paid my house off!!!!!!!!!

:eek:

[Mari]

I'm not feeling very well right now....

Oh god that was horrible...just so horrible....

Why the hell did he let someone film that...

[TylerDurden182]

He is the biggest fucking loser. Someone needs to beat the fucking shit out of him.

[NuclearMisfit]

Man Jamiroquai let himself go!

[Scorpio24]

I love him. I think he's great.