10 Athletes You Would Like To See Beheaded With An Axe.

[VictimOfChanges]

Me...

10) Rasheed Wallace
9) Jerome Bettis
8) Antione Walker
7) Randy Johnson
6) Gary Sheffield
5) Randy Moss
4) Reggie Miller
3) Terrel Owens
2) Ron Artest
1) Kobe Bryant

Who do you hate the most?

[TheDeadWalk]

10.) Kobe Bryant

- All around asshole.


09.) Jerome Bettis

- Drops on my list because he's days away from his last game.


08.) Tom Brady

- Him and the Pats need to eat my balls.

07.) Ron Artest

- Piece of shit human being.

06.) Ray Lewis

- Should be in prison.

05.) Maurice Clarett

- I hate you.

04.) Jeff Garcia

- Skittish.

03.) Joey Porter/Larry Foote

- Was shot in the ass for a reason, the shit talking son of a bitch. The other is a fuckwad with the worst sack/tackle for a loss celebration of ALL-time.

02.) Terrel Owens

- God awful franchise destroying whiny fuck.

01.) Hines Ward

- Smile where I fucked ya last!

[TheMazVolta]

Here we go...

Ron Artest
Terrell Owens
Ray Lewis
Ricky Henderson
Alex Rogriguez
Barry Bonds
Randy Moss
Steve Francis
Ronaldo
Roger Federer

[screamer581]

Sheed and The Bus rule.


T.O.
Barry Bonds
Ron Artest
Claude Lemieux
Marcus Vick
Mike Tyson
Michael Irvin


Now those guys are a-holes.

[TheDeadWalk]

oooooooooooooo can't believe I forgot about Bonds and Tyson!

[brodeurnumber1]

Man, I have to type this all out again, god damn computer:

11) Wayne Gretzky
I'll just put a hockey player on here to include all the major sports. The mans not the greatest player of all time in any sport, let alone in hockey. His sheer overratedness is what makes me put him on here(sure he scored a lot, but his defense on the otherhand).

10) Steve Francis
Just a glorified dunker who pisses me off, whether it be his whining about Cuttino Mobley leaving town or just his general overratedness.

9) John Elway/Eli Manning
These two may not seem to fit the same category being that Mannings choke, but they both pulled a draft day bullshit. Of course, Elway is now seen as a godsend, whatever.

8) Kobe Bryant
He pisses me off quite a bit because he is the best player in the game. His attitude is just off for me, and I can't stand that he probably got away with raping a chick.

7) Barry Bonds
The taking way too many days off garbage. The fact that he's a huge prick, that he blames the media for everything, or that he cheated his way into the record books, take your pick.

6) Michael Vick
Ah yes Michael, your accuracy is fucking fantastic. Please brag to the media more about an above average today, it's just delightful.

5) Marcus Vick/Maurice Clarett
Virtually the same whiny pricks who think they are much more talented then they really are. Not too mention blaming other people for everything they do.

4) Michael Irvin
Stop defending a black athlete when they do something wrong(this isn't a racist comment, really). Also, got to love his blaming someone else for his weed pipe.

3) Terrell Owens
Just an all around pissant. He needs to just go away, and stop whining about his god damn contract. Try being unemployed TO, you deserve it.

2) Curt Schilling
He's looked at as a god in Boston, when he didn't do anything special. The bloody sock is completely doctored, and although his ankle was fairly hurt, it was hyped up to be much more. I also can't stand the mans politics or his constant butting-in on issues. And he's past his prime and needs to go away already.

1a) Ray Lewis
The main reason why I loved the Ravens/Lions game this year. Casey Fitzsimmons just threw him to the ground when he tried to fling the ball off of him when he caught a TD and Kevin Jones constantly beat him down to the ground. I hate him because he's a murderer and belongs in jail. He got away with it, and everybody loves him now. Pathetic.

1b) Vince Carter
The fact that I've had him on my basketball fantasy team two years running pisses me off enough. He quit on his team, virtually demanded a trade, and criticizes Kobe for being a ballhog, when he's just a big of one as Kobe is.

Honorable mentions: Reggie Miller, Latrell Spreewell, Jayson Williams(New Jersey Net killer), Shaq, Mark Cuban(so he's not an athlete, he still pisses me off), Sammy Sosa, Chris Webber, JJ Reddick, Ryan Leaf, Peyton Manning, Charles Barkley, Shannon Sharpe, Chad Johnson

Special mention to William Clay Ford, who has been ruining the Lions franchise for 40some odd years!

[Trail_Blazer]

-Tim Duncan
-Manu Ginobili
-Ron Artest
-Karl Malone
-Gary Payton
-David Robinson
-Vince Carter
-Tracy McGrady
-Latrell Sprewell
-Mike Tyson

[TheDeadWalk]

Not that I have an inherent desire to stick up for Chad Johnson, but why the hate on him? I just would like to hear.

I think he's a total opposite of T.O. and his cousin Keyshawn. He works hard, loves his team, and tries to bring the fun back to Cinci.

[TheMazVolta]

How did I forget about the man that crippled Toronto Raptors basketball for the years to come? Fuckin' VC and his attitude in Toronto last season were remenant of baby not getting to suckle at the teat. Not to mention going to his NC graduation ceremony hours before the game 7 against the 76ers in the 01'-02' playoffs. What a fuckin' disgrace.

[jackson13]

So wait, you try to get HokeyPokey banned for saying that Tom Brady should die, and then start a thread about athletes YOU want to die?


Pot. Kettle. Black.




Anyways, my vote goes to one person only: Barry Bonds.

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
Not that I have an inherent desire to stick up for Chad Johnson, but why the hate on him? I just would like to hear.

I think he's a total opposite of T.O. and his cousin Keyshawn. He works hard, loves his team, and tries to bring the fun back to Cinci.

He talks too much, and he whines when he loses. I heard the probable lie about him choking Hue Jackson during Halftime of the playoff game, so put him on there just incase it was true.

[AceD]

"So wait, you try to get HokeyPokey banned for saying that Tom Brady should die, and then start a thread about athletes YOU want to die?


Pot. Kettle. Black."

:eek: That's exactly what I thought!

Anyway, I don't like to hate on athletes a lot. But Bode Miller is a total joke. The drinking thing was incredibly stupid, and then to slam Lance Armstrong? Now I'm not one of those who think Lance is the best athlete ever, but Bode is so dumb and I hate his hypocrisy -- he talks about how he hates the media, but he can't stop talking to them and getting in magazines doing interviews. He's a liar and a punk and I'll be rooting against him in Torrino.

Otherwise, Vince's comments about Kobe's 81 pissed me off since they were clearly made out of jealosy.

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by jackson13
So wait, you try to get HokeyPokey banned for saying that Tom Brady should die, and then start a thread about athletes YOU want to die?


Pot. Kettle. Black.




Anyways, my vote goes to one person only: Barry Bonds.

I thought it was kind of obvious that he's trying to completely push the limits so that the rules get changed.

Muslims that do this get called "Suicide Bombers".

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
He talks too much, and he whines when he loses. I heard the probable lie about him choking Hue Jackson during Halftime of the playoff game, so put him on there just incase it was true.

If you listened to Jim Rome today, he probably pissed you off even more with some of his comments.

He declined all comments, compared Hue Jackson to his mom, and Marvin Lewis to Oprah, and asked Jim Rome if he would dare hit either one.

He also said that Chris Henry needed to get his head on straight and that "he still doesn't understand that everyone watches everything you do in the NFL."

I like him, a lot. I just wish that he wouldn't put so much hype onto himself because he doesn't always deliver. I mean, sometimes he goes out and completely burns Champ Bailey all night, and other times like the Pepto game, he gets more drops than catches.

[Mr. HokeyPokey]

Tom Brady
Ted Bruschi
Daunte Culpepper
Donovan Mcnabb
Matt Leinart
Barry Bonds
Shaq
Dwane Wade
Karl Malone
Entire Spurs & Pistons rosters including former coach Brown.

[TheDeadWalk]

Culpepper and McNabb... but neither of their former receivers?

Who are you, Rush Limbaugh?!

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
Culpepper and McNabb... but neither of their former receivers?

Who are you, Rush Limbaugh?!

I personally hate Culpepper more than Randy Moss, but that's just me. But McNabb over Owens is just stupid. And honestly, just because the teams win(Pistons and Spurs), doesn't mean they deserve to be hated.

[Katsumoto]

01. Vince Carter
02. Barry Bonds
03. Ron Arteset
04. Phil Mickelson
05. Terrell Owens
06. The Patriots
07. Curt Schilling
08. Jermaine O'Neal
09. Tracy McGrady
10. Steve Francis
11. Jake Plummer

[ICP RULZ]

10) Jerome Bettis
9) Kobe Bryant
8) Allen Iverson
7) Daunte Culpepper
6) Marcus Naslund
5) Barry Bonds
4) Jerome Iginla
3) Ron Artest
2) Brian Urlacher



1) Steve Smith

[VictimOfChanges]

Originally posted by jackson13
So wait, you try to get HokeyPokey banned for saying that Tom Brady should die, and then start a thread about athletes YOU want to die?


Pot. Kettle. Black.


I had a feeling this was gonna happen. I actually did this as a statement. Seeing as there is "nothing wrong with it."
;)

(and i'm not trying to "change the rules." Just giving my opinion on them. This is aplace to share opinion ain't it?

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by VictimOfChanges
I had a feeling this was gonna happen. I actually did this as a statement. Seeing as there is "nothing wrong with it."
;)

(and i'm not trying to "change the rules." Just giving my opinion on them. This is aplace to share opinion ain't it?

No problem with your opinion. I encourage you to make more threads like this.

Please.

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
I personally hate Culpepper more than Randy Moss, but that's just me. But McNabb over Owens is just stupid. And honestly, just because the teams win(Pistons and Spurs), doesn't mean they deserve to be hated.

McNabb doesn't beat Owens, but after his SportsCenter interview, he shot up to my top 25.

(About Owens' comment on Favre)

McNabb: It's a black-on-black crime.

[ICP RULZ]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
McNabb doesn't beat Owens, but after his SportsCenter interview, he shot up to my top 25.

(About Owens' comment on Favre)

McNabb: It's a black-on-black crime.


Did I miss something? what did Owen and McNabb say?

Peace,
Matt

[brodeurnumber1]

That's it, I'm going to literally behead Mike Martz, because a coach now counts as an athlete.

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by ICP RULZ
Did I miss something? what did Owen and McNabb say?

Peace,
Matt


This was earlier in the season, and very abridged/paraphrased.



Michael Irvin on the Dan Patrick Radio Show:

"Brett Favre is playing badly because of the talent around him. Put him around the talent in Philadelphia, and Philly would probably be undefeated."


Terrell Owens on ESPN:

Question from interviewer: "What do you think about Michael Irvin's comments?"

Owens: "Yeah, I think we'd be undefeated if we had Favre."



Just the other night on ESPN:

Donovan McNabb: "What T.O. said was a black on black crime. It'd be different if he said Michael Vick, Daunte Culpepper, etc."

[jeo4]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
McNabb doesn't beat Owens, but after his SportsCenter interview, he shot up to my top 25.

(About Owens' comment on Favre)

McNabb: It's a black-on-black crime.

Yep. He played the race card like the media bitch he is. It seems like he's getting desperate now that he doesn't have playoff hopes or Chunky soup commercials to fall back on (after this Sunday). He deserves the same bloody axe as Owens.

[jeo4]

Wow, lots of good choices here for a quick beheading. I agree with most of them, too. Shit, I'd like to put the NBA on my list, because half of these bums are nothing more than showboats and aver-drugged horses with a short fuse. And baseball earns the rolled noggin treatment, too. But since I have to narrow it down to ten (??) choices:

Barry Bonds - Too much juice and a huge ego. The most undeserved hype ever.

Mike Tyson - Thug. Cheater. Bum. Good riddance.

Ron Artest - Again, so many NBA players belong here, but this shithead deserves it most.

Al Davis - Thanks for ruining a good franchise with your micromanaging and your lack of patience for a coaching staff, asshole...and I'm a Chiefs fan! How do you suppose Raiders fans feel?

Matt Millen - You're the one who should have been fired, shit for brains. This idiot has no business managing an NFL team.

Jake Plummer - The playoffs prove that he could have the best front line in the NFL and still choke. Fuckhead. Champ Bailey can eat shit, too.

Archie Manning - And go ahead and toss his whiny brats on the chopping block if they're around. Talk about a bunch of sore losers.

Terrell Owens - I pity any team that picks him up. it would take a lot of convincing for me to believe this guy belongs anywhere near a locker room ever again. Too much ego and not enough team play. About a dozen atheletes deserve the axe for this...Kobe, Barry Bonds, Ron Artest...the list goes on and on.

Alex Rogriguez - The whole Yankee dugout can get off the field for all I care. This collection of overpaid babies and their head asshole Steinbrenner don't deserve another World Series in our lifetime. Pay-Rod is just the worst of them. I'm sick of open wallets being the only way to a World Series.

Pete Rose - Boo fucking hoo, he didn't make it to the hall of fame. Yeah, because he broke the rules. Now he can live with his decision.

[Mr. HokeyPokey]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
McNabb doesn't beat Owens, but after his SportsCenter interview, he shot up to my top 25.

(About Owens' comment on Favre)

McNabb: It's a black-on-black crime.

You get on my case for having him in my top 10 before his ESPN comment and now look at you. He's always been this way, the blame just went to owens most of the time.

[AceD]

"Alex Rogriguez - The whole Yankee dugout can get off the field for all I care. This collection of overpaid babies and their head asshole Steinbrenner don't deserve another World Series in our lifetime. Pay-Rod is just the worst of them. I'm sick of open wallets being the only way to a World Series. "

Allright I'm a New Yorker so I'm not going to pretend I'm not biased...but I think you can behead the whole team except for Jeter. He plays the game as hard as anyone who has ever played it and NEVER whines or complains.

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
Not that I have an inherent desire to stick up for Chad Johnson, but why the hate on him? I just would like to hear.

I think he's a total opposite of T.O. and his cousin Keyshawn. He works hard, loves his team, and tries to bring the fun back to Cinci.

Don't hate on Keyshawn. He plays his heart out, and if the coach is worth his shoes, than he'll play for him. He's terribly passionate, but I thought you WANT that from your players.

I'll keep my list in the NFL, because that's all I really care about.

My list would include at the #1 spot

1. DONAVAN MCNABB. I hate that fucker. Chunky soup eatin' bitch. Eat my chunky cock. This man is a fucking racist pig.

2. T. O. and Drew Rosenhaus. Down with them both, for obvious reasons.

3. Jeremy Shockey - You're bad. Ooo, we're scared.

4. Tom Brady - Whiny little bitch that while clutch, is the luckiest fucker in the world that a), Bledsoe went down when he did, b) he's had the greatest overall coaching staff in ages.

5. Michael Strahan - Boo. This man should not hold the sack record. I should just put Brett Favre on this list for laying down for him in that last game. I've never been more upset at a game, I think. I'd punch this fucker in the face, but I think that gap would swallow my arm.

6. Randy Moss - Sorry, you take plays off, you suck. It's simple.

7. Phil Simms - The worst announcer in the history of broadcasting. I defy anyone to find someone worse. Listen to him, really. Sometimes he gets so far off on a tangent, and he's making NO sense at all, and then he just stops. And Jim is like ".... uh, moving on."

8. Shannon Sharpe - Just because he's so fucking annoying on that CBS show. And he moves his mouth way too much when he talks.

9. Eli Manning - Little whiny bitch. Daddy has to do his dirty work. What happens when you're not coddled? You get pounded.

10. Daunte Culpepper - Not so bad, but he would always bitch about Randy being a distraction, and him being the true talent, and then Randy leaves, and he shows his true colors. I feel like breaking into song... "The Love Boat... soon will be making...."

But by far, McNabb is the worst of the worst.

[brodeurnumber1]

Drew Rosenhaus is honestly just like every other agent, and he's a damn good agent. He did nothing to provoke TO, he just had to do what his client wanted. He's a shark.

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by Nachokoolaid
Don't hate on Keyshawn. He plays his heart out, and if the coach is worth his shoes, than he'll play for him. He's terribly passionate, but I thought you WANT that from your players.



Keyshawn is nothing but a little crybaby bitch. He's not afraid to fight with other players and coaching staff on the sidelines, and he whines like a bitchcake for a flag everytime his ass can't catch a ball that gets thrown to him. He called clutch player Wayne Chrebet nothing more than a "team mascot" and compares Chrebet as a mere flashlight to his "star".

When your PASSION is so bad that the team doesn't want to see you for the rest of the year before they get rid of your ass, I don't think that you WANT that from your players.

You keep the arrogant prick. I'll take his good-natured, yet still passionate and funny cousin Chad.

[AceD]

"Don't hate on Keyshawn. He plays his heart out, and if the coach is worth his shoes, than he'll play for him. He's terribly passionate, but I thought you WANT that from your players."

I don't have respect for guys who will only play for coaches IF something...

Doesn't everyone remember that Keyshawn didn't behave for Parcells in NY? Yes, the guy is tough, and yes he has a lot of passion (as do Terrel Owens, Ron Artest, etc.), but the moment you publicly and obviously berate your teammate you lose a lot of respect.

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk


You keep the arrogant prick. I'll take his good-natured, yet still passionate and funny cousin Chad.

Who choked Hue Jackson.......

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
Who choked Hue Jackson.......

Nobody. It's been denied on all sides.

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
Nobody. It's been denied on all sides.

It's always denied. I'm not even close to sure it's true, just felt the need to say it.

[TheDeadWalk]

When Hugh Douglas threw down with T.O. in the locker room, no one really denied that.

There's no reason for me to believe that CJ choked his coach. To me, that's like hearing that at halftime Carson Palmer hobbled out on crutches and shoved one of his crutches up Scott Kooistra's ass. I just can't picture it in my mind, you know?