Lindsay Lohan Slips In The Shower!

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

A funny yet not funny story just came out about an accident that Lindsay Lohan had at home yesterday with her friends. She was upstairs in the morning having a shower. She also had a porcelain tea cup in the shower with her and when she got out of the shower, the tea cup fell and hit the floor shattering to pieces. She then accidentally slipped onto a large chunk of the porcelain and sliced her thigh open and needed 10 stitches to fix it. Christ almighty, this woman is an accident magnet. First car crashes, no slipping in the shower and slicing open her leg. Wow! She's going to be alright but she got quite a slice from it and is already back on her feet.

As always, here's some nice photos of Lindsay as well!

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/3587/llohanherbie02dl0od.th.jpg (http://img478.imageshack.us/my.php?image=llohanherbie02dl0od.jpg) http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/4944/lindsaylohan1920x1200217053ec.th.jpg (http://img478.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lindsaylohan1920x1200217053ec.jpg) http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8831/lohanlinds0412803wt.th.jpg (http://img470.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lohanlinds0412803wt.jpg)

[RustyRazor]

Maybe they should've had her playing Inspector Clouseau in the new Pink Panther movie. Now THAT would be hilarious!

[ElderPredator]

She would fit the role perfectly!

[< a c e >]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOTTT LINDSAY PLEEEEEZ!!!!ANYONE BUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD WHY>>>>WHY HER???

WHYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD WHY>????





sad story. the end.

[Mr-Blonde]

She's definitely a fuckin' klutz. She seems doomed. One of these days she'll probably end up having a roof collapse on her or something. :D

[BorderEevilIII]

Elder,

I'd suggest backing up your postings w/ a link or from (name of source)............

[ElderPredator]

Very well Border!

Here is a link to the story!

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20060130/113867808000.html

[someguy]

Thanks Predator, because when I read this I was thinking 'NO FUCKING WAY, THIS ISN'T TRUE I NEED SOME SOURCES ON SUCH AN IMPORTANT ISSUE' :D

[James Logan]

Morality of this story?

Teacups stay out of the bathroom, kids.

[Harry Warden]

I'd pay to see that.

Not that I don't like her, I mean, I loved Mean Girls...but it's Lindsay Lohan!

Sure she's hot at all but I'd be cool to see her slip on something and hurt herself....I don't know why. It's not like she's gonna die because of that anyway!

So the moral is, I like her as an actress but I'd like to see her slip and fall...Maybe because I could rush to her rescue or something...

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by James Logan
Morality of this story?

Teacups stay out of the bathroom, kids.

She needs to be showering with me so I can support her weight. :)

[gorysnoopy]

It happened in Bryan Adams' shower..at least according to an article I read.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by gorysnoopy
It happened in Bryan Adams' shower..at least according to an article I read.

Bryan Adams?!

http://www.bryanadams.com/images/covers/cover_R_10.jpg

"Summer of 69" Bryan Adams?!
What the hell was she doing there?!
That should be a story in itself!

"80's crooner and current Pro Activ user Bryan Adams has started a whirlwind romance with part time medical school skeleton / full time klutz Lindsey Lohan! A recent romanc filled moment between the two came when Lindsay was in Bryan's shower, enjoying some "sexy" orange pekoe tea when the pure girth of the cup caused the lightweight lummox to topple over, breaking the cup and she landed on the broken cup! Ouchie!"

"When questioned, the elderly Mr. Adams was quoted as saying the broken tea cup "Cuts Like A Knife" and sliced open what skin she did have on her leg. He heard her fall and said "I'm Gonna Run To You", finding her sprawled out with a silly look on her face. Oh, Lindsay, you goof!"

[jeo4]

Actually, she was staying at his house for a photo shoot. Bryan has taken up a new hobby for which he seems to have a knack. So it wasn't a one night love affair. This time, everything is alright.

;)

[Crazie]

Heh maybe if she stopped doing so much blow she could pay attention to what she's doing and avoid some of these unfortunate events.

[ilovemovies]

Is this a case of life imitating art? All of these accidents seem to have started after she did the movie Just My Luck where her character goes from having nothing but great luck but then she kisses a guy who had nothing but bad luck and they end up switching! Bet she wishes she never did that movie now! :D

[Scorpio24]

If it is true that he is banging her we should Sound The Bugle right now.

[ElderPredator]

If he truly is banging her (Lucky bastard!) then all the luck to him! She may be an idiot but man does she look like she'd be hot in the sack (or shower!).

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7726/lindsaylohandigis5070ju.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Scorpio24]

Does she actually look like this anymore?

The reason I'm asking is because she looks great in that pic but wasn't that from months ago. Is she still stick thin and dog rough or has she pulled it togeather. Cause i'm willing to do the job if she looks like that^^^^^^

But if not I ain't even going to practice on her.

[ElderPredator]

You've got a point there Scorpio!

[James Logan]

She looks good in those Vanity Fair pictures, which're fairly recent -- if you can find her skin under all the freckles, that is. ;)

Kidding. I actually really like Lindsay, the whole Skeletor period set aside. She's hot -- used to be, stopped to be, is again --, she's a decent actress, and even though I haven't heard much about her singing "career", I kind of like her "I Want You To Want Me" cover. The only reason I'm glad about this story is because it gives me one more reason to picture Lindsay Lohan in the shower.

[TheLoveBelow]

I wonder if she put her clothes on before she went to the hospital.

[The Postmaster General]

I hope she's okay - doesn't slow down the Altman film. She's got some good acting chops. Hopefully she won't come out of this sounding like Muhammed Ali or something.