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04-28-2001, 09:43 AM
Who do you think are the worst actors/actresses around?

The other i day i watched an interview with Steven Segal on TV, and i was like... OH MY GOSH!!! He is sooo shallow minded! Not to mention fat as hell. The guy really is dense.
Two words.... WHOOPI GOLDBERG! Don't get me started on this one!

Miss MacPhisto
04-28-2001, 01:29 PM
There are SO many bad actors and actresses around /ubb/frown.gif

IŽd have to say....um.....Jean Claude van Damme *shivers* Although I can pretty much agree with Steven Segal too /ubb/wink.gif

The Heart Collector
04-28-2001, 02:02 PM
Seagal, Van Damme, Schwarzenneger, Freddie Prinze Jr., Chris Klein, some others.

04-28-2001, 02:04 PM
I wouldn't consider Van Damme an actor, just simply a lump of skin placed on a screen in order to kick a few people about the face.

04-28-2001, 02:33 PM
CASPER VAN DIEN, he acts about as good as a card board cutout...

04-28-2001, 09:54 PM
keanu reeves

"Whooooooooooa" -The Matrix

My reaction::: Whoooooa that was gay.

04-29-2001, 11:48 AM
Worst actors ever.....

John Travolta (he's only moderate in his best films)

Arnold Schwarzenegger (he's good as a robot, and i quite like his acting in some of his films, and he's not bad at comedy, but...)

Patrick Swayze (I think i spelt his name right, if i didn't it only shows my complete and utter disrespect for the guys acting capabilities)

Jean Clude Van Damme (or, as i would rather call him - Jean Claude Van damn why did this guy bother acting?)

Mark Hammill (Luke Skywalker, more like Puke skywalker)

Julia Roberts (Shambles of an actress, who can only act one way, i hate this woman with a vengeance)

Eric Roberts (Julia's brother, he can go in the acting bin too)

The entire cast of Friends (Enough said)

Sylvester Stallone (Simply can't act, biceps are also out of date)

Helen Hunt (Same as Julia Roberts, can only act in one way)

Hugh Grant (Ok in one or two things, but his acting capabilities match my capabilities at aiming a torpedo at a golf hole 32,000 miles away from target.)

Jake Lloyd (He, without a shadow of a doubt, was one of the worst casting choices in the history of film. He spoiled a large portion of Episode I.)

Natalie Portman in Episode I (Quite good in other films, very good in Leon, but she didn't do much in this film. Crap.)

Keannu Reeves (Remarkably didn't spoil The Matrix as he suited the part, but as crap as crap comes in a toilet in other films.)

I can come up with many more, just give me time to think.

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04-30-2001, 02:34 PM
Steven Segal or John Claude Van Damme! Neither can act!

Bart Simpson
04-30-2001, 03:49 PM
I've always liked Casper Van Dien, he is the indy guy, Doom Generation was all right, but he made it cool.

Sly Stallone I have never liked the guy.
Timothy Dalton-Why o why was he Bond

Meg Ryan-Need I say more

05-01-2001, 03:30 AM
Bart - O.K. Timothy dalton was a bit of a change from the suave Roger Moore, but in actual fact Ian Fleming himself has pointed out that Timothy Dalton's portrayal of James Bond was the most accurate representation of his original image.
I thought he was a fine Bond, if a little wooden

05-01-2001, 11:36 AM
Two words. Nicholas Cage.

05-01-2001, 12:26 PM
1.Treat Williams as Finnigan/ Deep Rising
2.The guy who played Miguel in Day of the Dead-he was a hateful character.
3.Peter Weller as Murphy/Robocop
4.Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr Freeze/ Batman and Robin
5.Val Kilmer as the hero in Willow
6.Bruce Campbell as ASH / Evil Dead-excellent film though, dodgy acting.
7.Rutger Hauer in many of his low budget films.
8.Dolph Lundgren, see above.
9.Robin Shou as Liu Kang, Linden Ashby and Lambert were fine, he let Mortal Kombat down.
10.Probably any of the other European action has beens but just to round it off, I'll go for Kurt Russell as Todd in Soldier.

05-02-2001, 08:48 AM


05-02-2001, 11:31 AM
Yeah Treats terrible ain't he?

Irene Manor
05-02-2001, 07:38 PM
David Arquette and Courtney Cox - I guess they are doing a good job acting like they are happy with one another, but their characters are about as three dimensional as Garfield.

I have to disagree with Bruce Campbell as Ash - I don't think anyone else could have played it better. He took a cheesy script and turned himself into a caracature of horror movie villians. He pretty much changed the way a lot of people look at horror films. I don't think he was serious.

05-03-2001, 07:43 AM
I hate Charlie Sheen coz he's a woman beater.
I hate Linden Ashby coz he's just a crappy actor.
I hate Bruce Campbell for the above reason and The Evil Dead. Need I say more?

The Arrow
05-03-2001, 08:52 AM
NOTE TO BART: Casper Van Diem wasn't in Doom Generation. I think you're getting him confused with Jonathan Shaek.

Worst actor? Casper is pretty bad, Antonio Sabato Jr. is also bad...I also hated DMX in Romeo Is Bleeding but haven't seen enough to judge him yet.

05-03-2001, 01:01 PM
Has everyone forgotten about Liz Hurley in Austin Powers, that was awfull.

05-03-2001, 03:33 PM

I hate to disagree with you. DMX is in ROMEO MUST DIE for 2 scenes and has about 3 lines. There's no way you could judge whether or not he is a good actor, and furthermore, he did fine with what lines he had.

For proof that DMX CAN ACT, watch BELLY.

Jack Tripper
07-03-2002, 12:28 AM
I agree with DMX being good.

Actor -- CarrotTop
Actress -- That blonde girl from ER and 90210 (She was Emily Valentine.)

07-03-2002, 12:30 AM
Belongs in BEST/WORST forum -->

07-03-2002, 06:51 AM
*Eric Roberts
*Pauly Shore

Currently residing on a dusty Bottom-shelf
at your local Blockbusters!

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italian fan
07-03-2002, 08:27 AM
I ve seen STALLONE in D-TOX recently...
BOY!...he was worse than ever...!!!!!
But everybody knows he s terrible.
What about overated actors like Jude Law??

07-03-2002, 09:33 AM
Absolutely definitely positively FREDDIE PRINZE JR.

07-03-2002, 09:33 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mike:
CASPER VAN DIEN, he acts about as good as a card board cutout...</font>

But this guy is my second runner up. Casper Van Dien is terrible!

07-03-2002, 09:41 PM
Ohh, sooo many bad actors...

Al Pacino...
Robert DeNiro...
Marlon Brando...
Steve Buscemi...

I mean, all the real actors are soo underrated! Freddie Prinze Jr., Chris Klein, Patrick Swayze...geez you guys


07-03-2002, 10:30 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MiddleEarthArwen:
Ohh, sooo many bad actors...

Al Pacino...
Robert DeNiro...
Marlon Brando...
Steve Buscemi...

I mean, all the real actors are soo underrated! Freddie Prinze Jr., Chris Klein, Patrick Swayze...geez you guys


Whoa, you scared me for a second. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dark Minister
07-03-2002, 10:39 PM
Nicholas Cage "I CAN'T PERFORM MY DUTY!!!!" line from the Shittalkers uh I mean Windtalkers trailer made me want to reach into the tv and beat his brains out. I hate this man, the only good acting he ever did was in "Raising Arizona" He is so overrated!!

07-03-2002, 10:40 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ColinM:
Whoa, you scared me for a second. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif</font>

hehe, I certainly try http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

07-03-2002, 11:56 PM
Lorenzo Lamas.

Do I need to say more?

Chuck Norris is pretty bad also.

07-04-2002, 01:03 AM
WOW some of you are naming some really talented actors as having 'no' talent!?!...oh well...I guess it's all a matter of taste,,,but Nick Cage a bad actor??? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/confused.gif ...and Jennifer Anniston (sp) is pretty good in her films...but I know at LEAST one of my choices will not sit well either...

Anyway my choices for now are

Bruce Campbell
Jennifer Hewitt
Haley Berry
Anybody from Baywatch
Jack Black
Bela Legosi
Sam Neil

Michael Corleone
07-04-2002, 01:48 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thingsgoinon:

Sam Neil


I thought he was great in The Piano, Jurassic Park, and The Dish. Oh well though.

Anyway, if anyone is worse then Carrot Top let me know.

07-04-2002, 02:31 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by pat00139:
Lorenzo Lamas.

Do I need to say more?


Wow!!!! That guy beat us all!!!!!

07-04-2002, 02:54 PM
I actually liked Cage in Windtalkers but anyway, some bad actors are:

*Jill Hennessy-Komodo and that Crossing Jordan tv show. Need I say more?

*Keanu Reeves-Ugh. I hated The Matrix and just about everything else he has been in.

*Jean Claude Van Damme-Need I say more?

*The entire cast of Friends-The show is awful and their movies suck.

*Haley Joel Osment-Probably the most wooden actor in a long while.

*Denzel Washington-He won an Academy Award for acting like a jerk like he does in just about every movie he's in. He always has to play someone who's angry/upset with authority. (John Q, Training Day, Malcolm X, etc.)