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RustyRazor
02-06-2006, 09:17 AM
I don't like to start a new thread without being able to reference a specific news article, but I've been hearing about this on the radio for the last few days and I thought it was celeb news worthy.




IT SEEMS that Paris Hilton, this uber rich nimrod was renting a storage space to store her very important items.

(Now, I'm the manager of a storage facility, so the story already interested me.)

SO ANYWHO, it seems that this imbecile forgot to pay on her storage space. You see, in my neck of the woods, after 60 days of non payment of a stoarge space, we must put the space up for auction.

AND that's what happened to all of the things inside of this dunderhead's space. Some lucky bastard bought the space at an auction and supposedly, there are TONS of interesting items inside the space. This guy is, of course, taking bids on the things in the space for a reported $10 MILLION DOLLARS (Dr. Evil pose optional).

Now first off, she owed, as I hear about $2700 dollars on the space. At my facility, we MUST BY LAW make a multiple of attempts to contact the owner of the space before we auction it, usually because when you look for $2700 dollars in rent, some cheap ass auction goers will say "I'll give ya $50 for it!" and if no one else wants the stuff, you take it and lose $2650.

WHAT IS THIS STUPID ASS BROAD THINKING?! $2700 dollars would save her the payday that this lucky son of a beesting is going to get for getting it back to her?

This is epitome of stupidity. She could've set up an account that had her space paid on monthly. We do it all the time. I-D-I-O-T.

She's just lucky she wasn't storing her stuff with me.
$15 mil would be my price tag, I'd friggin retire...

AND I'D BUY EVERY SCHMOE A BRAND NEW CAR!
(Had an Oprah moment, but hey, she's an idiot and here's proof.)

< a c e >
02-06-2006, 09:25 AM
Nothing that she does surprises me anymore.

"Commerce" only means sexual intercourse in her dictionary. Too bad that business-sense isn't hereditary in her blood-line.


It's almost as if she's got this imaginary wish-list of dumb things to do:

>Make a sex-tape [check]
>urinate in a cab [check]
...
>act dumb [double check]
>be a bitch [check]

gorysnoopy
02-06-2006, 02:36 PM
Rusty,
I want a 2006 4 door Trailblazer.

Preferrably metallic red.:D

This has to be the dumbest broad on the planet.

RustyRazor
02-06-2006, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
Rusty,
I want a 2006 4 door Trailblazer.

Preferrably metallic red.:D

This has to be the dumbest broad on the planet.


No prob, Snoopy. It comes complete with 24 inch spinner rims. (They may seem corny, but they're all the rage. You'll love 'em. :D )

And yes, she is the dumbest broad on the planet and she has the credentials to prove it...she just lost them in a bar somewhere.

thedudeman69
02-06-2006, 05:53 PM
I am strangely reminded of Family Guy


"Next up, A crack whore's panties we found on her when we arrested her."

"50 dollars"

"she had 12 STDs"

"40 dollars"

"She wet herself when we captured her"

"50 dollars"

"sold to the man that is the most digusting individual ever"

AngelDust06
02-06-2006, 08:55 PM
lol thats funny

gorysnoopy
02-07-2006, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by RustyRazor
No prob, Snoopy. It comes complete with 24 inch spinner rims. (They may seem corny, but they're all the rage. You'll love 'em. :D )

And yes, she is the dumbest broad on the planet and she has the credentials to prove it...she just lost them in a bar somewhere.

:D
"They spinning, nigga, they spinning!!"

RustyRazor
02-07-2006, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
:D
"They spinning, nigga, they spinning!!"

:D

ComeNightfall
02-07-2006, 06:50 PM
First she loses her cell phone, now this. You know, it's actually a good thing that she doesn't have a job, you can't trust her with any damn thing!

eljefe15
02-08-2006, 03:47 AM
"The most diabolical panties known to man." --Dave Chappelle

Oh and by the way, I'll take the 2007 Lexus GS Hybrid. Thanks. ;)

Peace...

RustyRazor
02-08-2006, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by eljefe15
"The most diabolical panties known to man." --Dave Chappelle

Oh and by the way, I'll take the 2007 Lexus GS Hybrid. Thanks. ;)

Peace...

No problem. But only TWO cupholders! They try to screw you over with the extra cup holders! I say "You in the back! Hold your own damned drink and don't spill a DROP so help you God!"

:)