Damn, Ashlee Simpson is a drunk, skanky bitch

[echo_bravo]

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip3?GT1=7756

Ashlee Simpson is coming clean about her seemingly rude behavior at a Toronto McDonald's last November, when she was caught on camera insulting a staffer and hopping atop a counter in her quest to quell her Big Mac attack.

Jessica's inexplicably best-selling sister tells Seventeen that she was "definitely a little tipsy" during her trip to the Golden Arches, an admission that should come as news to exactly no one who saw video of the fast-food fracas.

"I was being a little, you know, silly and crazy that day," explains Ashlee, 21, who was captured calling a female employee a nasty name, ordering her to "stop talking to me" and betting her $5 million that her manager would be "nice to me."

"I was laughing and joking around, and the guy behind me in line was like, 'Uh, you're gross' -- but he didn't know who I was until I turned around," she tells the mag. "So then he was like, 'Can I have my picture with you?' And I was like, 'Dude, you called me gross!'"

Or, as she more succinctly put it on the tape, "You would not kiss my foot so [bleep you]."

Simpson says she wasn't aware that her McPlastered performance was being captured for posterity by the guy's cell phone-wielding friend, and 'fesses up that after she viewed it she thought, "Oh, gosh, I really hope my fans don't watch this!" But, in her defense, "They definitely [edited] stuff together."

Much like her "SNL" lip-synching hoedown and every other dignity-destroying incident that would have driven lesser starlets into a career-shelving shame spiral, the acid reflux- and exhaustion-suffering "Boyfriend" warbler declares that the McDonald's incident has only made her stronger.

" ... I felt it was a moment of growing up," Ashlee tells Seventeen. "Most people do that in college -- mine has to be done in front of the world."


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"You would not kiss my foot so fuck you"

WTF? Can someone even explain that sentence?

[outsyder]

I saw that video. My opinion of her somehow worsened.

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by echo_bravo


"I was laughing and joking around, and the guy behind me in line was like, 'Uh, you're gross' -- but he didn't know who I was until I turned around," she tells the mag. "So then he was like, 'Can I have my picture with you?' And I was like, 'Dude, you called me gross!'"


dumb broad, learn to fucking speak

the typical..

he said
and then I said
and then he was like
and then I went
and then I got soooo maaaad.

FUCK YOU!@ I hate the dumb broad talk.

[echo_bravo]

Link to the video:

http://www.adorenet.net/users/ashlee_simpson_drunk/

What a complete bitch.

I still dont get her comment about wanting the guy to kiss her feet or somthing. Fuck that cunt and her whole family.

Nick Lachey you motorboatin son of a bitch! You made out of that shit like a fucking bandit! Smart man

[EBastard]

Bitch didn't even fucking admit she was wrong or apologized or nuttin, she just fed the mag some bullshit...

what a cunt.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SHOVE THE EVIL BASTARD IN MY PANTS INTO HER MOUTH TO GET HER TO SHUT UP.

[Tagia_Romero]

Little goat.

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
dumb broad

Pretty much says it all.

Peace...

[Cronos]

i hate that bitch

[RustyRazor]

nepotism >noun favoritism shown to relatives or friends, especially by giving them jobs.
-DERIVATIVES nepotistic >adjective.
-ORIGIN Italian nepotismo, from nipote 'nephew' (with reference to privileges bestowed on the nephews of popes, often really their illegitimate sons).


If Jessica Simpson passed on the singing career and went for that doctorate she was headed towards (:D ), Ashlee would be greeting you at their local Old Navy, singing to the mind numbing in store music they loop over the speakers while folding the low rider jeans.

For those that don't believe in fate, look on this and ponder.
PONDER!

[Joshmo]

Its bad enough in and of itself, Celebs are il mannered louts when it comes to not getting their way...

But between her and Spears, its like the attack of the hillbilly celebs...

[BigRedNeck]

Originally posted by Cronos
i hate that bitch


Ditto

[Mr-Blonde]

Fuck you you no-talent, coattail riding, pretencious, ugly ass, ignorant, lip-syncing, coke sniffing, bulemic, unrespectful, undeserving, pre-madonna little

BITCH!!!!!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your STD laced pubes!

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by echo_bravo

" ... I felt it was a moment of growing up," Ashlee tells Seventeen. "Most people do that in college -- mine has to be done in front of the world."

...You think that being a complete fucking idiot in front of a employe in a Mcdonalds is part of growing up ARE YOU THAT FUCKING RETARTED?

...I hate Ashlee Simpson...always have, always will.

Whenever I see her wear a band shirt whos a good band, I want to jump through the TV and smack her...Just smack her and say "I HATE YOU".

...DAMN ASHLEE SIMPSON.

[jeo4]

Her fifteen minutes are almost up. Good riddance to the filthy little pig.

[Mentiroso]

I do not care for her music but I do like her much more than Jessica. I would kiss Ashlee's feet any day :D :p


I see nothing wrong with what she did. I mean yes it was wrong for her to be drunk in McDonald's but who here can honestly say that after a night of drinking that they have not shown there ass in public? I can remember drinking at a friends house and running out of liquor. We catch a ride to a local grocery store for some more drinks. I remember getting mad and raising hell because I could not find the aisle the drinks were on. I was asked to leave the store and then threw up in the parking lot.

This was a one time thing but hell it happened. nothing I can do about it now.

For someone who has not really done much, you guys give her quite a bit of hell. Her sister is the one whoring herself out to any company willing to sign her to a contract. At least Ashlee sounds like she has half a brain when she talks. Her sister sounds like a troglodyte when she opens her mouth.

And yes I remember the lip sync deal but that was forever ago. What has she done lately that really justifies this much trash talk? I mean if we were talking Gwyneth Paltrow I would understand. She insults America any chance she gets (another UK is great America is stupid celeb like Madonna). I just do not get the hate over Ashlee. I understand some of it but not this much.

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
Fuck you you no-talent, coattail riding, pretencious, ugly ass, ignorant, lip-syncing, coke sniffing, bulemic, unrespectful, undeserving, pre-madonna little

BITCH!!!!!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your STD laced pubes!

I think I pissed myself! :D

Peace...

[echo_bravo]

For someone who has not really done much, you guys give her quite a bit of hell. Her sister is the one whoring herself out to any company willing to sign her to a contract. At least Ashlee sounds like she has half a brain when she talks.

1. You're right, she hasnt done much...not much at all really.

2. The only reason she has a "music" contract is due to her insanely hot older sister

3. Nope, doesnt sound like she has even a half a brain.

[screamer581]

Ashlee is still less annoying then her sister. Not to mention much more attractive as well.

[thedudeman69]

This and the Orange Bowl, and the SNL dance fest has made me hate this stupid bitch that does things in the wrong places at the wrong times.

[Harry Warden]

Originally posted by screamer581
Ashlee is still less annoying then her sister. Not to mention much more attractive as well. That's just wrong. Dead wrong I tell ya!

[jolanar]

You guys need some serious anger management.

Shes just a 20 something girl, give her a fucking break.

[Mentiroso]

Yep I agree.

And You all know you would piss your pants at the chance to fuck her. You can deny it all you want. We know you would do things to her that only two gay men should do to each other.

[jeo4]

Um...NO, I would NOT. Never (EVER) assume that most adult males would chance a plethora of STD's that these hollywood slut wannabe's are carrying around. And in Ashlee's case, the rabies shot and flea bath wouldn't be fun either.

She is hideous. She's a hook-nosed hobgoblin who is riding on the coattails of her very superior sister (and that's not saying much). She's a hypocrite with a big mouth and no talent. If she would have mouthed off at me when I was dishing out fries, I'd have thrown hot grease on her and stomped her bloated head in...a night in jail and a new job would be well worth it.

She can't sing, she can't dance, and she can't act. She has all the style of a washed up lounge band still trying to bring back the mullet and leather pants. As Jessica gets older, at least she'll have something of a personality to replace her sunken boobs and wrinkling face. Ashlee won't. And she's all kinds of ugly already. Good riddance to her...the trailer park is waiting to let the diseased skank back in.

[jolanar]

Originally posted by jeo4
Um...NO, I would NOT. Never (EVER) assume that most adult males would chance a plethora of STD's that these hollywood slut wannabe's are carrying around. And in Ashlee's case, the rabies shot and flea bath wouldn't be fun either.

She is hideous. She's a hook-nosed hobgoblin who is riding on the coattails of her very superior sister (and that's not saying much). She's a hypocrite with a big mouth and no talent. If she would have mouthed off at me when I was dishing out fries, I'd have thrown hot grease on her and stomped her bloated head in...a night in jail and a new job would be well worth it.

She can't sing, she can't dance, and she can't act. She has all the style of a washed up lounge band still trying to bring back the mullet and leather pants. As Jessica gets older, at least she'll have something of a personality to replace her sunken boobs and wrinkling face. Ashlee won't. And she's all kinds of ugly already. Good riddance to her...the trailer park is waiting to let the diseased skank back in.

You have issues. See a therapist *immediately*.

[BadCoverVersion]

I hear she fills her mouth with expensive white cider and swills goldfish for fun.

She's a right fucking cunt alright.

A pox on the concorde faced trollop!

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by jeo4
She can't sing, she can't dance, and she can't act. She has all the style of a washed up lounge band still trying to bring back the mullet and leather pants. As Jessica gets older, at least she'll have something of a personality to replace her sunken boobs and wrinkling face. Ashlee won't. And she's all kinds of ugly already. Good riddance to her...the trailer park is waiting to let the diseased skank back in.



I mean yeah I get all that but tell us how you really feel about her. Don't hold back or anything.

[BubbaStrangelove]

What's in need of help just as much as the hate spewed at Simpson, is the relentless defenses towards her. Sure, we've been drunk in public. Does that excuse us so that we can act totally rude and insulting to everyone around us -- no... Just because we did it too, does that mean we did nothing wrong - no....

The difference between what Simpson did, and what would happen if we were in that situation -- we wouldn't have an employee keeping us from doing something TOTALLY stupid, we wouldn't have fans and agents spinning our antics the next day, and most likely, we would have been arrested from drunk and disorderly, or kicked out of the restaurant. Whatever happened - We'd have to deal with the fact that we acted like total assholes.

Sorry, she's talking about growing up and shit, but part of that is admiting that you probably shouldn't have done something that you shouldn't have done - whether or not its something joe schmoe does is totally irrelevent.

I don't share the deep-rooted hate for her that others did, but I also agree that she's slightly spoiled. When I get drunk in public, I'm usually either mouthing off to people I shouldn't, then talking my way out of it, or I am just making total nonsense -- Does anyone here among us ACTUALLY insist that people kiss their feet? That's a huge difference there.

[BorderEevilIII]

ha ha!

I love to see that satire of that....

Boy I dunno WHO was worse Ashlee or that idiot dude who called her gross at first then started to kiss her ass for photo op. She makes Jessica look smarter and SMARTER everyday!

Ashlee is really racking up the most embarassing moments

[daddiefatsacks]

A pox on the concorde faced trollop!

what does that even mean?

so she got hammered and started getting lippy with mcdonalds ladies...big whoop...shes a slutty fucking whore for doing that?

can anyone even proove who shes fucked, how many times and how SLUTTY it was...what really makes her slutty? the fact that shes famous and is somewhat attractive so therefore many guys (probly most in this very thread) have masturbated to her?

ligthen up kids, its not like she was beside osama lip synching when 9/11 happened

[BubbaStrangelove]

There's a scale of celebrities doing bad things, and at the top I'd say you had Michael Jackson and/or R. Kelly's sex tape, below that Spears driving with the kid on her lap, and at the bottom Colin Farrells sex tape.

Right now, I'm putting Simpson inbetween Farrell and Spears. She was pretty rotten - acting out more-so than even the most obnoxious frat boy after coming home from a kegger.

I think some of the hate is a bit over the top, but like I said, so are some of the defenses towards her. If someone started acting out at me like that early in the morning, I'd probably take them down 4-point restraint style. Forget the 2 for $2 cheeseburgers, this place is dead now. No one can deny she was acting like a spoiled brat. Yeah, she's not fucking underage kids on camera, but she's also not acting like a normal person as she is claiming in her defense. Maybe a normal asshole...

[AWP82]

Ashley's cute. If I were a male lesbian, I'd fuck her regardless. You know you all would too. I mean, come on...just use a condom. You'll be fine. If she has crabs, shave your pubes. :)

[Tuukka]

Jessica is hot, but Ashlee is not. And in all honesty Ashlee comes off as being dumber and much more of an asshole than her sister, along with missing out the hotness factor. In fact Jessica comes off as kind of sweet along with being hot, unlike Ashlee.

And sure, I've acted like a moron when I'm drunk. But Ashlee didn't simply act as a moron, which would have been accetable. She also acted as a spoiled, skanky, obnoxious little bitch. That makes a great difference.

She didn't even really have the dignity to admit that she was acting like a fucking idiot, only a bit "silly and crazy". Trying to save her ass the best she could.'

I would also like to comment on the lip-syncing scandal: Who cares if she lip-synced? A lot of singers do it. But what made her a bitch was that she blamed everyone else for her own mistake, except herself.

What can I say? She has no class.

...Not that I would care either way. I can't put up the energy to actively dislike someone like her. But I just wanted to say that her sister is much cooler. And hotter.

[Scorpio24]

I agree with most of that^^^^^

I much prefer Jessica to Ashley. In looks and attitude. Although in saying that I don't very much like Jessica either. It's just that her sister is pretty much the living example of a(another) spoilt bitch.

[BubbaStrangelove]

Anyone else have the impression that Ashley wants to very badly, but is misguided on how to be "rock and roll"

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Anyone else have the impression that Ashley wants to very badly, but is misguided on how to be "rock and roll"

I do....Ashlee Simpson is basically the rich mans version of Avril Lavigne.. Both think they are "rockers"...so in a music video, they both punch a mirror or break something made of glass...I've seen this a thousand times...

The fact she wore a "The Doors" shirt makes me want to strangle her...I might sound like a asshole when I say that, but I just hate her for relating her to The Doors....

.....I agree Bubba...I agree.

[TheMazVolta]

The fact she wore a "The Doors" shirt makes me want to strangle her...I might sound like a asshole when I say that, but I just hate her for relating her to The Doors....



I couldnt agree with you more my man. Any time a celebrity is wearing a Che Guevara or Led Zeppelin or a Doors shirt, I would love the opprotunity to ask "so who was in Led Zeppelin?" or "can you name a song by The Doors?" or "you dont fuckin know who Che Guevara was do you?!?". Oh that would be a great awkward pause that follows...:D