Angelina Jolie Posing In Vanity Fair! (Wow!)

[ElderPredator]

Hey guys,

All of you of course have seen the delicious cover photo for the March issue of Vanity Fair but now that it has released, we can now see the interior of the magazine which includes a full nude body shot of Angelina in a bathtub. And without further interruption, here is the photo that made me fall of my office chair! Enjoy!

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9197/vanity12xq6kw.th.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vanity12xq6kw.jpg)

Look at that perfect butt crack! OMFG!

:rolleyes:

[Scorpio24]

Elder,

I have been waiting patiently for you to post this picture all day. I knew if I was just patient that my time would come and you would arrive.;)


And now it has I can't help but feel a little dissapointed. Not your fault obviously. I was just expecting alot more from what I had heard about the shoot. Meh never mind any Angelina is better than no Angelina.

[The Postmaster General]

LOL! : Remember Sammy Jenkins

[ElderPredator]

Thanks Scorpio but it was the only picture I can find on the net right now. I'm still keeping my eye open however and hopefully there is a better photo soon. I'll keep you posted!

[ElderPredator]

UPDATE! SLIGHTLY BETTER PHOTO!

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/3784/simply7id9nw.th.jpg (http://img501.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simply7id9nw.jpg)

[Tuukka]

Are those tattoos for real? I haven't seen them before.

Her previous tattoos were cool, but if those are real, she has gone a bit overboard with them... She's still smoking hot, thought.

I don't mind tattoos on girls and I have always thought her lower belly tattoo is VERY sexy... But too much is too much...

[thedudeman69]

Is there a rumor going around that she is pregnant or something? But, that pic is hot as hell though.

[Tagia_Romero]

I hope she doesn't actually take a bath like that because she'd certainly drown. ;) :p

[Buck Turgidson]

Cool, all I had was that first scan. More quality ones will turn up. Where is my fucking issue, already?

Those two that are visible here are ones she had done the hard way, with the traditional Cambidian needles and the painstaking (literally) techniques. They look great and so does she. She's the real deal.

[ElderPredator]

That photo is now officially my avatar. Oh baby, so sexy!

[bankholdup]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
UPDATE! SLIGHTLY BETTER PHOTO!

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/3784/simply7id9nw.th.jpg (http://img501.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simply7id9nw.jpg)

...where?

Seriously, I hope those tattoos aren't real. OVERBOARD!

[AngelDust06]

wow....just wow.

[Patrick Bateman]

WOW! :eek:

That is certainly a VERY nice picture.

Definately gets a perfect 10 on the erect-o-meter.

[BadCoverVersion]

You could park a bicycle in that poirfect crack.

Shame she's been a bit of a wankstain of late.

[Mentiroso]

All I have to say is that she has had Billy Bob Thorntons dick in her mouth. You all know it! So think about that next time you look at those huge lips!

HAH!

[Lynn7]

I think she is a gorgeous woman but I don't think that is a good pic of her. Those tattoos are totally overwhelming. Is it true that they have Anniston in the same issue? That would be crappy if true.

[Scrunch]

Yes, she's pregnant. That's old news.

Yes, those tattoos are real.

I only have one myself and I'm sticking to just the one.

[jolanar]

I don't like tatoos on women, I think she looks like traler trash in that picture.

Definately not the best semi-naked picture of her.

[Buck Turgidson]

Dude, I used to live in a trailer park, and we did not have women like Angie there. Lots of Britney Spears and Kelly Clarksons, but no Angelinas.

[Mentiroso]

Angelina looks like the type of girl who wishes she lived in a trailer park.

[The Postmaster General]

http://x11.putfile.com/2/4215441270.jpg

[Mentiroso]

I honestly would rather bang Billy Bob than Angelina. She is truly the only female celebrity I would not sleep with. This is due to her ugly feet, horrible movies, and the fact that she is a home wrecker! Shame on you Angelina! SHAME!


I might consider sleeping with her, then trick her and leave. I would laugh as she cries for me to come back and make sweet love to her. Then I would go to Wendys and get a #2 and think about how awesome that was.

[The Postmaster General]

I'm still trying to find the tattoo that shows the blueprints on how to break out of her ass crack.

[EBastard]

Kinda surprised she'd do something like this. Because she said in a few interviews that when it comes to nudity, she doesn't really like showing off her ass...this just makes me love her more.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD WILL GET BACK TO YOU ALL WHEN HE'S FINISHED STRANGLING HIS TROUSER SNAKE.

[Patrick Bateman]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
I'm still trying to find the tattoo that shows the blueprints on how to break out of her ass crack.

I dont think I would want to break out. ;)

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
http://x11.putfile.com/2/4215441270.jpg

LOL. This is one of the funniest threads ever. First the Sammy Jenkins mention, and now this. Bravo.