OH SHIT SON IT'S STARTIN UP

[someguy]

http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/
http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/
http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/
http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/


!!!!!!!!!

SNAKES
ON
A
[MOTHERFUCKING]
PLANE

[ChemicalRomance]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

WE GOT MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES
A BOA CONSTRICTOR BIT MEEEE
EVACUATE THE PLANEEEEEE
THERE'S FUCKIN' SNAKESSSSS

[Digifruitella]

ok..

[ilovemovies]

I am really looking forward to this flick. No doubt this will be the guilty pleasure movie of 2006! :cool:

[Danger^Cart]

I died a little inside...just now...

[Cronos]

this films just sounds so stupid that i know ill probably really enjoy it

[Slim_JGE]

WTF!?

[someguy]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
ok..

http://www.caraibes-webdo.net/Galerie/images/samuel_jackson2.jpg

"Get the fuck out of this motherfuckin thread, don't you REALISE?!"

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7946/1818908sam1501py.jpg

+

http://reptilis.net/index4/afang.jpg

+

http://www.x-plane.com/Pictures/MartinBalcomb9_sm.jpg

=

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE

This will be the greatest movie ever.

[Fisting Ackbar]

I'm already anticipating a porn spoof:

TROUSERSNAKES ON A PLANE

[JCR]

What is the point of that site? I wanna a trailer now! Now god damn it!

[AngelDust06]

This has the makings to be really good...Cant wait.

[MrPhox]

I think this will be so bad it will be below Gigli...

and still make more money than Titanic.

...I'm so fucking stoked.

[Danger^Cart]

Sam: We got snakes on the plane!

Pilot: What?

Sam: SNAKES, MUTHA FUCKA, AS IN SERPENTS!

I hope this line is in there. Fuck, it better be, actually.

[rbowden81]

This thread has me laughing my ass off. I mean it's SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE. What's not to like?

[Harry Warden]

How can they make an entire film about snakes...on a plane!

[Sigur509]

Each link got better and better each time.

I can't wait to see this.

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by someguy


"Get the fuck out of this motherfuckin thread, don't you REALISE?!"



next time ease off with the "get the fuck out" shit, son. You think you're some hotshot, but you're not.

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
next time ease off with the "get the fuck out" shit, son. You think you're some hotshot, but you're not.

He's kidding relax. I mean, it's SNAKES ON A PLANE.

[Harry Warden]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
next time ease off with the "get the fuck out" shit, son. You think you're some hotshot, but you're not. Let me rephrase what he said to you.

'' Dear Mister, we here have a film with Samuel motherfucking Jackson, on a plane with snakes. If you do not think this is the greatest idea for a movie ever, please leave us in peace.''

:D:D:D:D

[someguy]

I got the poster right here

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2180/snakes1ed.jpg

You notice there is nothing else? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE? We fucking got it ALL

SNAKES
SAMUEL L JACKSON
PLANE
MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DON'T NEED NO FUCKIN' PICTURE SHIT FOR THAT SON

That is the greatest poster EVER and it needs no glam shit. Just wait for that motherfuckin' trailer to come in.

'Coming in 2006'
"This is ground control what's your status?"
"WE GOT SNAKES ON THIS PLANE MOTHERFU-"
'Snakes On A Plane'

The OST will be 2 discs long and every track will be titled SNAKES ON A PLANE. The sequel is already staring up, called SNAKES ON A TRAIN.

Mark your motherfuckin' calendars, we're gonna get some snakes on a plane!!

[Harry Warden]

This is it. This is officially my most hyped movie right now.

Can't wait to see Snakes On A Plane!

[adamjohnson]

SAM: EVERYONE! EVERYONE! Just lift up yo motherfuckin feet and you'll be alright! Motherfuckas!

How did this movie get made.

[JCR]

This better not be some kind of stupid metaphor either. I want actual snakes on an actual plane. All we got now are stupid gay cowboy movies and this sounds so much better! ;)

[The Heart Collector]

Yeah, yeah. It's a movie about SNAKES ON A PLANE. How funny. It'd be a whole lot funnier if people weren't constantly posting 'SNAKES ON A PLANE LOL' on every goddamn message board of the planet since the movie was ANNOUNCED. Seriously. It's months away from release and there's already a billion t-shirts about 'Snakes on a plane'. Fuck the internet.

[Digifruitella]

Yeah, it's a fad.

[LoomisFan]

Originally posted by someguy
Just wait for that motherfuckin' trailer to come in.

'Coming in 2006'
"This is ground control what's your status?"
"WE GOT SNAKES ON THIS PLANE MOTHERFU-"
'Snakes On A Plane'
[/B]

Someguy, that's possibly the greatest thing I've ever read.

http://wigu.com/overcompensating/pictures/snakesonaplane.png

[Trifid]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
Yeah, it's a fad.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Originally posted by Danger^Cart
I died a little inside...just now...

You didn't die alone my friend.

[MrPhox]

Fan-made teaser trailer.

Made better with a man on fire.

http://www.planewithsnakes.ytmnd.com

[Nachokoolaid]

The studio finally released the official poster.


http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7994/snakes800x6003pu.jpg

[nachogrande]

what in the name of all that is holy

LMFAO

[Funnyman]

This is the funniest thread I have ever read.......

[Backstabba]

PARSELTOUNGE, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

...Im anticipating this.

[moose1132]

This movie has now become by far my most anticipated movie of the year. :D This really is the greatest movie idea of all time.

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by Backstabba
PARSELTOUNGE, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

...Im anticipating this.

u r the fuckin' man!!!!!

[thedudeman69]

A SNAKE BIT ME, A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE BIT ME !!!

[Danger^Cart]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
next time ease off with the "get the fuck out" shit, son. You think you're some hotshot, but you're not.

Whoa now, I really don't think ANYTHING said in this thread should be taken seriously. Also, I don't see Someguy apologizing for anything he says, so you should probably just...I dont know...jack off or something. Whatever you do to ease the tension.

Also...please stop calling everything you disagree with a "fad." First you call hating Michael Bay a fad (did you ever consider so many people hate him because he SUCKS?) now your calling joke threads "fads." The title of the movie is silly....it deserves a few jokes. So if you are too MATURE, then you don't have to post in our juvenile thread.

[Danger^Cart]

Originally posted by Backstabba
PARSELTOUNGE, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

...Im anticipating this.

Godamnit. Since this thread started, I've been trying to come up with something like that.

You clever little bastard.

[Harry Warden]

A joke thread?!

It's Snakes motherfuckers! ON A PLANE!


What the hell do you need assholes? This will be the single greatest film of all time. Let's all pray to Sam Jackson. Snakes...muthafucka!

:D :D

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
next time ease off with the "get the fuck out" shit, son. You think you're some hotshot, but you're not.

Not trying to disrespect you Digi, but there were quotation marks, I think that the person you should be mad at isn't Someguy...it should be Samuel L Jackson... :p

Yeah, this is a joke thread, but its also a thread for SNAKES ON A PLANE! This is like the next coming of christ, its HUGE.

[Harry Warden]

HUGE? HUGE?!

This ain't just huge! It's Snakes On A Plane. I'm shaking in anticipation.

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by Harry Warden
HUGE? HUGE?!

This ain't just huge! It's Snakes On A Plane. I'm shaking in anticipation.

SHAKING? SHAKING? YOUR ONLY SHAKING???

VIOLENT SEZUIRES! THATS WHAT IM HAVING! VIOLENT FUCKIN' SEZUIRES!

[Mr. Gray]

"I don't dig on reptiles, man, that's some repugnant shit...."

ehhh :rolleyes:

[dannywalker17]

has to be one of the worst titles ever...

[someguy]

Originally posted by dannywalker17
has to be one of the MOTHERFUCKING BEST titles ever...

fixed

[The Heart Collector]

Originally posted by Danger^Cart
Also...please stop calling everything you disagree with a "fad." First you call hating Michael Bay a fad (did you ever consider so many people hate him because he SUCKS?) now your calling joke threads "fads." The title of the movie is silly....it deserves a few jokes. So if you are too MATURE, then you don't have to post in our juvenile thread.

But there's no jokes in this thread. There's just people saying 'SNAKES ON A FUCKING PLANE'. Alot. That's not funny. That's cancer, in thread form.

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by someguy
fixed


hahahah he owned u danny

[Ron34]

I just had 10 minutes of my greatest time on the net! thank you guys!

[Dom Shady]

From IMDB.com...

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

yup...it's not a metaphor...it really is about snakes on a plane!

[someguy]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
But there's no jokes in this thread. There's just people saying 'SNAKES ON A FUCKING PLANE'. Alot. That's not funny. That's cancer, in thread form.

Yeah, because I am typing things in all caps, big font sizes and in bold which is something you're not familiar with. I mean, you have never posted in big bold font with all caps right? Because that's funny when you do it, an-http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg

OH SHIT

[ElderPredator]

STEWARDESS! WHY ARE THERE SNAKES IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN' COKE?!"

I will be the first in line for this movie!

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by Danger^Cart

Also...please stop calling everything you disagree with a "fad." First you call hating Michael Bay a fad (did you ever consider so many people hate him because he SUCKS?) now your calling joke threads "fads." The title of the movie is silly....it deserves a few jokes. So if you are too MATURE, then you don't have to post in our juvenile thread.

Now hold on there, padre.

I call everything a fad? Ok, so if I call the whole "snakes on a plane craze" a "fad" (because really, it is) All of a sudden now EVERYTHING I say is a "fad".

What other

Originally posted by Danger^Cart
joke threads

did I post on?

By the way, I don't have anything against everyone on here having a laugh, I voiced my opinion on what the whole thing was, and I get accused of calling everything a fad. Thanks.

[ChemicalRomance]

Whoever says this isn't funny ever, or anymore, is stupid.

This will never ever stop being funny.

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by ChemicalRomance
Whoever says this isn't funny ever, or anymore, is stupid.

This will never ever stop being funny.

It will go away after the movie comes out.

[someguy]

Why are people hating on snakes on a plane?!?!?! If you don't like it, make a rant and let us continue our celebration of awesomeness that is Snakes on a Plane instead of shitting on the thread.

[ChemicalRomance]

OH MY GOD EVACUATE THE PLANE A FUCKING SNAKE BIT ME A FUCKING BOA CONSTRICTOR

[TrippingBalls]

SNAKES ON A PLANE 2

STARRING CHUCK NORRIS.

[thedudeman69]

OH SHIT SON, I SAW A MOTHERFUCKING PYTHON. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A PYTHON IN ASTRADAM? THEY CALL IT A DOUBLE COPPERHEAD WITH CHEESE!!

[Digifruitella]

never heard of Astradam, but I've heard of Amsterdam ;)

[Danger^Cart]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
Now hold on there, padre.

I call everything a fad? Ok, so if I call the whole "snakes on a plane craze" a "fad" (because really, it is) All of a sudden now EVERYTHING I say is a "fad".

What other



did I post on?

By the way, I don't have anything against everyone on here having a laugh, I voiced my opinion on what the whole thing was, and I get accused of calling everything a fad. Thanks.

If your so confused, which you seem to be, revert back to the Michael Bay thread. It seems that if everyone else feels one way, but you feel a different way, the people in question are following a "fad" of some sort. Your being very silly, considering everyone else in here is just joking around, and you came in here and made the one serious post out of the bunch (excluding THC...but that's just kind of what he does, so it doesn't count). Just..please, lighten up a little guy. I'm not getting to have fun in this thread anymore, because I have to rebutt your hostile posts.

In the wise words of Peter Griffith:

Hey....hey....stop it. Stop it.

[Backstabba]

Of course I like snakes on a plane...Its like Snakes...and a plane...for free. (Geiko reference..HA!)

Come on people, this is a immature, and joking thread, if your too Mature for us, then...you know....*points at exit*.

[fevers]

Hahahaha. What the fuck? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen, but I LOVE IT.

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by Backstabba
PARSELTOUNGE, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

...Im anticipating this.

Instant Classic!

[Dom Shady]

Sample Scene....

SLJ(talking to snakes):Normally, you two would be dead as fuckin fried chicken. But you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a trasitional phase and I don't wanna kill you.

:snake bites SLJ:

SLJ SNAPS!

SLJ(pointing gun at snake): BITE ME AGAIN! I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YA MUTHAFUCKA! BITE ME ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

[Scorpio24]

This is the funniest thread I've ever read by a long way.

[Scarfather]

Digifruitella needs to stop being a pompous tightass, this is all in good fun. Get over it.

[someguy]

SAY SSSSSS AGAIN! SAY SSSSS AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY SSSSS ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

When this trailer hits it better be good

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by Scarfather
Digifruitella needs to stop being a pompous tightass, this is all in good fun. Get over it.

That's nice on your part.

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
That's nice on your part.

Yeah, I don't think that was a great thing to say either...

[Psychocandy]

All of the snake jokes in this thread are beginning to get BOAring.

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
All of the snake jokes in this thread are beginning to get BOAring.

No pun intended.

[Winston Wolfe]

Definitely a fun thread, but ANYONE who insults another member...is getting BANNED. Sorry to rain on anyone's parade, but keep things civilized, folks...otherwise we're gonna have to drop some SNAKES into this thread. Wow, I can't believe I just said that.

BTW, Sam Jackson rules. Check out this interview (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/samuel-l-jackson/dudesnakes-on-a-plane-117687.php) with the man about the movie:

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?

Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!

[someguy]

Come on guys, Winston is even on board with the motherfuckin' snakes!

When will the trailer or poster come out?!!?

[Sigur509]

Hopefully soon. I could only be dissipointed at this point, but I hope I am wrong.

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by Winston Wolfe


Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!

ROFL. :D

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by someguy
Come on guys, Winston is even on board with the motherfuckin' snakes!

When will the trailer or poster come out?!!?

Ahem!

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7994/snakes800x6003pu.jpg

^^^^ What more do you need than this masterpiece?!?!?!

For more enthusiasm, check out this thread:

http://zone.aintitcool.com/viewtopic.php?t=17936

[someguy]

That poster is indeed a masterpiece, but I want the real poster out

[Digifruitella]

I was thinking to myself this evening..what if the marketing for this movie really was done in a "fuck you" sort of fashion to the MPAA.

Like, having the tagline on the poster be something along the lines of

"Snakes on tha mutha%%$-n PLANE!"

you get the point, I bet so many people would go see it just because of that strategy. Curiosity will arise and people will wanna see what this is all about.

[Backstabba]

...I just saw a bootleg R-rated cut of the trailer...

(Fade in : The view of a plane taking off)

Samuel L Jackson is sitting in his chair, drinking some soda, and reading a magazine..

Flight Attendant : We are now on our non-stop trip to New York City, enjoy the rest of your flight....

(Samuel L Jacoson P.O.V shot of waking up...He looks down at his arm and sees a snake)

SLJ - WHAT THE FUCK?

Samuel Stands up

SLJ - SNAKES! EVERYONE! SNAKES!

*Rock music*

(Stewardess and SLJ are in cockpit....tee-hee )

Stewardess - What are you gonna do?
SLJ - I've dealt with snakes like these before
*Flash shot of big snake*
SLJ - And these bad boys, these muthafuckas are like nothing I've ever seen before.
Stewardess - ....What?
SLJ - EX-fuckin-ACTLY!

(SLJ walks into the bathroom, and opens up the toilet, sees a BIG snake and shoots it in the head)

TEXT : BASED ON TRUE EVENTS...

*Montage of Jackson fighting off snakes, using guns, baseball bats, and mouse traps as decapitation machines*

SLJ (V.O over montage) - Some motherfucka released these snakes for a fuckin' reason...Im gonna kill that fucka
Stewardess - .....Are YOU that fucka?.
SLJ - ...Oh my god...fuck.

TEXT - SNAKES ON A PLANE...

A 300 pound Boa Constrictor slithers into the cockpit

SLJ - HOLY FUCK! ITS THE FUCKIN MAMA!

...All in all...one awesome trailer.

..(That was weak...I know...*sigh*)

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by Backstabba
...I just saw a bootleg R-rated cut of the trailer...

(Fade in : The view of a plane taking off)

Samuel L Jackson is sitting in his chair, drinking some soda, and reading a magazine..

Flight Attendant : We are now on our non-stop trip to New York City, enjoy the rest of your flight....

(Samuel L Jacoson P.O.V shot of waking up...He looks down at his arm and sees a snake)

SLJ - WHAT THE FUCK?

Samuel Stands up

SLJ - SNAKES! EVERYONE! SNAKES!

*Rock music*

(Stewardess and SLJ are in cockpit....tee-hee )

Stewardess - What are you gonna do?
SLJ - I've dealt with snakes like these before
*Flash shot of big snake*
SLJ - And these bad boys, these muthafuckas are like nothing I've ever seen before.
Stewardess - ....What?
SLJ - EX-fuckin-ACTLY!

(SLJ walks into the bathroom, and opens up the toilet, sees a BIG snake and shoots it in the head)

TEXT : BASED ON TRUE EVENTS...

*Montage of Jackson fighting off snakes, using guns, baseball bats, and mouse traps as decapitation machines*

SLJ (V.O over montage) - Some motherfucka released these snakes for a fuckin' reason...Im gonna kill that fucka
Stewardess - .....Are YOU that fucka?.
SLJ - ...Oh my god...fuck.

TEXT - SNAKES ON A PLANE...

A 300 pound Boa Constrictor slithers into the cockpit

SLJ - HOLY FUCK! ITS THE FUCKIN MAMA!

...All in all...one awesome trailer.

..(That was weak...I know...*sigh*)

Loooooooooool!

[Dead Halloween]

You forgot the teaser poster.
http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/3710/snk015si.jpg
"In summer of 2006... You'll believe that snakes can fly!"

[st3v3n]

I believe snakes can fly...
I believe sam can touch the sky...
i think about it every night and day...
grab some motherfuckin' snakes and fly away....

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
You forgot the teaser poster.
http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/3710/snk015si.jpg
"In summer of 2006... You'll believe that snakes can fly!"

NOW THAT IS TERRIFYING!!!

[SureshD]

HOLY SHIT!
SNAKES UP IN THIS MOTHEFUCKA!


:D

[MrPhox]

I can see this movies future:

Biggest movie of the year.
Biggest cult hit of all time -- outshining Rocky Horror
Gross is more than Titanic
Script is worse than Gigli or Final Fantasy: Spirit ..thingy...
More DVD's than the LOTR box set
And a video game created by Nintendo, Microsoft, Sega, and Sony combined.

And Samuel L. Jackson will get matching 80foot scupltures at LAX and New York airports.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by MrPhox
I can see this movies future:

Biggest movie of the year.
Biggest cult hit of all time -- outshining Rocky Horror
Gross is more than Titanic
Script is worse than Gigli or Final Fantasy: Spirit ..thingy...
More DVD's than the LOTR box set
And a video game created by Nintendo, Microsoft, Sega, and Sony combined.

And Samuel L. Jackson will get matching 80foot scupltures at LAX and New York airports.
:D

[Raul Duke]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg



WHYYYYYYYY? *in Keenan voice*

this movie is gonna make so much cash, hillarious

[APzombie]

great photo! What film is that from???!?!?!?

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper144/stills/dv67aus7.jpg
Mmmm! Goddamn, stewardess! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, I would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but Delta springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is-- I'LL BE BLOWN TO SHIT THERES A SNAKE ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!! HOLD STILL BITCH! HOLD STILL BITCH! CHILL. THE FUCK. OUT!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/colinandedith/features/star_wars_portman/2.jpg
I'M ON THE MUTHAFUCKA!!

[MrPhox]

Originally posted by Raul Duke
http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg



WHYYYYYYYY? *in Keenan voice*

this movie is gonna make so much cash, hillarious

That photo is from the same website that these photos come from.

CLICK THE LINK.

http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml

...apparently no one here is black or goes to blackfilm.com?

[someguy]

I'm thinking of all the possible sequels and spin offs here

Snakes on a Train
Snakes on a Plain
Snakes on a Plantain
Snakes with Corey Haim
Snakes in a Quatrain
Snakes in the Rain
Snakes that Refrain
Snakes on a Gay
Snakes by the Bay
Snakes that are Gray
Snakes in the Fray
Snakes in some Hay

I do not think they realise the franchise they could have on their hands here!

[Sigur509]

Were gonna tell these snakes to be like Fonzie.

Now whats Fonzie like?

HES COOL BITCH, AND THATS WHAT WERE GONNA BE. FUCKIN COOL!

[Strider]

I almost feel ashamed to admit this, but I cannot wait to see this film, and most importantly, go to the box-office on its opening weekend and say: "Can I have one ticket for Snakes on a Plane, motherfucker!" :D

Strider

[Haddonfield]

GIVE ME BACK MY SNAKE...

ITS THE ONE THAT SAYS BADMUTHERFUCKER ON IT.

[Nachokoolaid]

Does everyone realize how disappointed everyone's going to be if Sam Jackson fails to scream "WE GOT MUTHA FUCKN SNAKES" at some point in the film?

[Dead Halloween]

Originally posted by Nachokoolaid
Does everyone realize how disappointed everyone's going to be if Sam Jackson fails to scream "WE GOT MUTHA FUCKN SNAKES" at some point in the film?

I was dissapointed too when no cowboys ate pudding in Brokeback Mountain. :(

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
I was dissapointed too when no cowboys ate pudding in Brokeback Mountain. :(

HAHAHHAHA i knew somebody had to remember that besides me, but anyway i'd like to throw in........."YOU KNOW DIS PLANE IS A CROOKED BARREL A' SNAKES!"

[Terror Australis]

Man I'm pissing myself laughing after reading all these posts!

[Danger^Cart]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
I was dissapointed too when no cowboys ate pudding in Brokeback Mountain. :(

I was talking to my lady friend on the phone, and was forced not only too put the conversation on hold, but put the phone down because I literally laughed for ten mintes straight. I'm not sure why, but thank you anway, that was pretty funny.

The whole time she was saying, "What's so funny?! What's so funny?!"

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
I was dissapointed too when no cowboys ate pudding in Brokeback Mountain. :(

Hell, back when I read the plot synopsis for Brokeback online last year, I thought, "Holy Shit, Cartman was right!!!"

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by Nachokoolaid
The studio finally released the official poster.


http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7994/snakes800x6003pu.jpg

Hilarious!
It might be the funniest thing about this one.
After "The Man", he needs to pray this one does "boffo".

[Nachokoolaid]

Uh oh. We got mutha fuckin snakes !!!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/TGM195/1.jpg

[Dom Shady]

LOL
Comic Book Guy says
"Best...Thread...Ever!"

[slasherfan]

I'm a little confused as to what this movie is about.

[Harry Warden]

Originally posted by slasherfan
I'm a little confused as to what this movie is about. Snakes, plane, Sam L Jackson.

[slasherfan]

Has the title been changed to S.O.A.P? I read it was.

[The Postmaster General]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/006_l.jpg

Jackson: "You muthafuckin' dying, cause ain't no way in hell I'm sucking the venom out of there."

[Danger^Cart]

I love this thread.

[Alecc Bracero]

"Well I'm a snake-killin' mutha fucka, mutha fucka!"

[gspawn]

1:
"Royale wit cheese... well what do they call a Rattlesnake?"
"I don't know. I didn't go to the reptile zoo."

2:
"Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a plane and we gotta get out of the sky, pronto. I need to use your hangar for a couple of hours."

3:
"You know what they put on planes in Holland instead of stewardesses?"
" What?"
"Snakes."
"Goddamn."
"I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit. "

[Dom Shady]

Originally posted by slasherfan
Has the title been changed to S.O.A.P? I read it was.

It has been listed as such on IMDB.com. They'd be nuts to change the name given the popularity of it.
Check out the teaser trailer
Fan-Made Video Trailer (http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/snakes.wmv)

[slasherfan]

I wonder if there will be any romance in this movie.

"hey baby, what's that in your pants?"
"A trouser snake"
"Oh kinky!"
"No really, it's a snake!"

[Terror Australis]

Man I'm STILL pissing myself laughing after reading all these posts!

[thedudeman69]

"Are you going to hiss little snakey or are you going to bite?"

[The Postmaster General]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/002_l.jpg

Jackson: That's right, ladies - stands for muthafuckin' Female Breast Inspector.

[Luke-Abbott]

A movie thats called, and is about, "Snakes On A Plane"....which stars Samuel L. Jackson?.....I'm there :cool:

Though He has to say "MUTHAF'ING SNAKES" somewhere in the movie, otherwise it'll be a crime if he didn't.

[Lost in Space]

this is guna b so dumb it will rock

[Mr.HyDe807]

Oh.....my....god....

This thread is friggin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam- Yo wassap man, its jules! Yo man, were in some fucked up shit man. Theres motherfucking snakes on the plane, we need some fucking help man, pronto!

God, this movie is the ultimate "so bad, its gonna fucking rock" theme!

I cant wait for a trailer, its gonna be sooooo good!

Sam- AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD< WHEN I LAY MY VENGANCE UPON THIS MOTHAFUCKING BOA!

[GavinE]

Ahhh, the AK-47, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fucking snake on the plane.

[Dead Halloween]

In IMDB now the movie is titled "S.O.A.P.". :confused:

[screamer581]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
In IMDB now the movie is titled "S.O.A.P.". :confused:


I'm not giving them my 9 bucks now.

[someguy]

bumping because of duplicate thread

also, snakes

[someguy]

!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

http://www.snakesonablog.com/2006/03/14/snakes-on-a-reshoot/

[Dom Shady]

From Snakesonablog.com

Samuel L. Jackson did a lot of swearing and if you’re wondering what his big line is going to be for this movie I think people are right on the money so far in their assumptions. He is awesome.

YES!! SNAKES ON THE MUTHFUCKIN PLANE!!!

[Terror Australis]

Originally posted by Dom Shady
From Snakesonablog.com

Samuel L. Jackson did a lot of swearing and if you’re wondering what his big line is going to be for this movie I think people are right on the money so far in their assumptions. He is awesome.

YES!! SNAKES ON THE MUTHFUCKIN PLANE!!!

YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....:D.

[jackson13]

This is, honestly, hands down, never equalled before, my most anticipated film of all time.

I just wish somehow, someway, all of us schmoes could get together in one theater on opening night. It would be the greatest goddamn movie experience ever


SNAKES ON THE GOTDAMN PLANE MUTHAFUCKA!

[TheGodSon]

the logo is updated from the site...

http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/images/snakelogo01.gif

[someguy]

logo changed AGAIN, I think that they have picked up on the internet praise

http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/

[ilovemovies]

Man the news for this movie just gets better and better! :cool:

[JCR]

From that site:

SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Genre:
Horror / Thriller / Action

Summary:
Samuel L Jackson plays an FBI agent who is escorting a witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when an assassin releases hundreds of deadly snakes on a commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness. The FBI agent, along with a rookie pilot, frightened crew and passengers must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive.

Released August 18th.


Why isn't it August 18th yet? Why God why???

[Sigur509]

Originally posted by someguy
logo changed AGAIN, I think that they have picked up on the internet praise

http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/

I've never been more happy.

[Dignan]

http://files.tagworld.com/4b28a82f673d5dd4461c9ef4cb71c48e14f8.jpeg

I hadn't seen the picture posted below the ad in question, so I figured I might as well post it here. Let's analyze, shall we?

Ahem.

We've got:
1. Motherfuckin' Samuel L. Jackson.
2. With a motherfuckin' taser.
3. Climbing on motherfuckin' aisles of motherfuckin' seats.
4. On a motherfuckin' plane.
5. With motherfuckin' snakes on said motherfuckin' plane.

I rest my case.

:cool:

[ChemicalRomance]

HOLY FUCK THE TRAILER!

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

"I am sick of these snakes!" - Samuel L. Jackson

[brodeurnumber1]

This is going to be easily the best movie ever.

[The Postmaster General]

Are they using CGI snakes in this movie? That'd be a shame because there's a lot of unemployeed snakes in Hollywood - like those ones from the Indiana Jones movies that also appeared in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

[Digifruitella]

let this DIE. :D

[Backstabba]

Heres a line that we SHOULD be seeing.

*After Snake comes out of Lady's bra*

SLJ - Now dat snake is into some kinky muthafuckin shit.

..Cannot wait.

[Raul Duke]

oh shit, this one went under our noses, apparently another pretty big name actor is in this film

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3962/snakes11lw2si.jpg

[JoBlo]

FYI, according to New Line Cinema, that is NOT the official teaser trailer, just some early footage from the film with UNFINISHED CGI.

The real teaser trailer will be available in about a month's time.

[someguy]

The short that supposedly inspired the movie

http://www.snakesonanelevator.com/

[APzombie]

Originally posted by JoBlo
FYI, according to New Line Cinema, that is NOT the official teaser trailer, just some early footage from the film with UNFINISHED CGI.

The real teaser trailer will be available in about a month's time.

thats some good news, because as fun as the trailer looks they could make it look a whole lot cooler, and some touching up with those CG snakes is definately needed (as they stand its still campy fun).

[Mod Hip]

Originally posted by Raul Duke
oh shit, this one went under our noses, apparently another pretty big name actor is in this film

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3962/snakes11lw2si.jpg

A-hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Egads I love everything about this film's hype - and due to it I'm sure the film will be an earth-shattering phenomenon, even moreso than it already is. Remember, remember, the eighteenth of Augustvember.

[Lost in Space]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
This is going to be easily the best movie ever.

yes, yes it will

[SpongeBod]

The Trilogy.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/USA5000/snakesonaplane5.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/USA5000/spidersonatrain3.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/USA5000/scorpionsonaboat4.jpg

[10PoundBrown]

That is some hilarious shit

[Alf-Life]

:D :D :D

[krazy drako]

Could this movie be what breaks Hollywood out of it's slump? All signs point to a resounding yes!:D

[MrPhox]

Hey. If they make a trilogy -- theyd have to come back later like Star Wars and INdiana Jones and make a 4th movie or more that sucks it al up.

10 years later. Samuel L Jackson returns in 2019's "Hornets On A Helicopter"

[Lost in Space]

Originally posted by SpongeBod
The Trilogy.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/USA5000/snakesonaplane5.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/USA5000/spidersonatrain3.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/USA5000/scorpionsonaboat4.jpg


hahaha ahahah
hahah
haha

[10PoundBrown]

completely superfluous post with no other purpose other than...


SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!

[valido]

How can this be considered the best movie ever without having any hot girl in bikini is beyond me. The REAL best movie ever will be entitled something like SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE FULL OF HOT SCREAMIN' GIRLS IN BIKINI. But if I can't have them now, Sam Jackson is the greatest plan B.

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by valido
How can this be considered the best movie ever without having any hot girl in bikini is beyond me. The REAL best movie ever will be entitled something like SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE FULL OF HOT SCREAMIN' GIRLS IN BIKINI. But if I can't have them now, Sam Jackson is the greatest plan B.

Hello, McFly!!!

Hot stewardesses! When they see those snakes, they're bound to jump right out of their clothes.

[Lost in Space]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
let this DIE. :D

i agree:o

[someguy]

hey guys digi and lost want this thing to end so we all better listen to them instead of just letting them stop it themselves by ignoring it and letting everyone else have fun

[valido]

Originally posted by Nachokoolaid
Hello, McFly!!!

Hot stewardesses! When they see those snakes, they're bound to jump right out of their clothes.

Didn't see them, maybe I need to watch the trailer again. And they better be there. A LOT of them. And don't forget to jump out of their clothes.

But I still prefer titles like "Nude for Satan" or "Schoolgirls in chains" (I didn't made them up, I swear).

[Dom Shady]

Originally posted by Digifruitella
let this DIE. :D

That's what Sammy J will be saying during the movie, only he will be talking about snakes....

Randon Person: Hey, thanks for saving the day but did you really have to kill all those snakes, using your taser I might add??

SLJ: YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!

end of movie

shameless i know

[10PoundBrown]

we are losing him...nurse...NURSE WE ARE LOSING HIM!!

get ready for defib...

CLEAR!!!!!!!!!
**THUMP**

BEEP.....BEEP.....BEEP


it lives forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr.HyDe807]

"Enough is enough, Ive had it with these Snakes!"

Yes, its going to be that good!

the thing ic ant wait for is the reviewers reviewing this masterpiece!

Roger Ebert says- Snakes? Check! Sam? CHECK! Plane? DOUBLE CHECK! The best movie since Gone With The Wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YES!

[10PoundBrown]

Listen up Kevin because I aint gonna be saying this shit all night.....when your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers............especially when THERE ARE SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.splicedonline.com/98reviews/negotiator.jpg

[givebatmansome$]

I can't wait until this exclusive Internet clip:

INT. PLANE - NIGHT

(Samuel L. Jackson bursts into first-class, his bad-ass motherfuckin' gun in hand, his trademark 'Bad Motherfucker' look on his face. The passengers are noticeably confused.)

SAMUEL: People! We got a motherfucking problem!

DAY-PLAYER PASSENGER: Oh, dear! What situation could possibly warrant such an entrance?

SAMUEL: People, we got SNAKES--motherfuckin' SNAKES--on this motherfuckin' PLANE!

DAY-PLAYER PASSENGER #2: Snakes?

SAMUEL: That's right, MOTHERFUCKER! We got motherfuckin' SNAKES on this motherfuckin' PLANE! And they goin' to fuckin' BITE our asses! And that shit is gonna HURT until we motherfuckin' DEAD! Cuz they asses is poisonous as SHIT!

(The passengers begin to panic, as one would expect them to do.)

SAMUEL: Hey! Y'all motherfuckers need to chill! I SAID Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO CHILL!!!!

(A snake enters--in a scaaaaary fashion--and Samuel proceeds to riddle its body with bullets, not at all blowing out a window or hitting something that could possibly blow the plane up or cause it to crash or, I don't know, inconvenience the passengers.)

SAMUEL: I've had it with the snakes.


Gonna be awesome.

[mattyd50]

holly shit this movie looks sweeeet!@!$%^

[AJAX]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg
It's got that dude from Good Burger in it, so it can't be that bad.

[Dom Shady]

Is that Gary Sheffield in the background of that pic? Looks like him.

[TheGodSon]

Ok, who is seriously going to spend 8 bucks to see this in theatres?


seriously now.

[HedwigX]

Let me be the first of the inevitable many to say... ME!!!!!!! :D

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by TheGodSon
Ok, who is seriously going to spend 8 bucks to see this in theatres?


seriously now.

EVERYBODY!

This movie will make serious bank on its first day. Then drop to high hell.

[MrPhox]

My friends and I are going opening night, and bringing toy snakes. and screaming "muthafuckin plane!"


...rocky horror audince style.

[Luv_my_Movies]

incase you aren't excited enough:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lgfG_UEO6gM

i cant believe i got to be waiting a month after you guy in the U.S. to watch the greatest film in cinematic history because the film get released in Oz in September.

[Terror Australis]

Originally posted by TheGodSon
Ok, who is seriously going to spend 8 bucks to see this in theatres?


seriously now.

I will!

[slasherfan]

I hope the poster ends up looking something like this new logo :)
http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060322/145452__snakesonaplane_l.jpg

[10PoundBrown]

HELLZ YEAH!! MO SNAKES, MO SAM L JACKSON!! 5 GOBZILLION SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ONE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrPhox]

I hope that is the official logo. And I hope there will be official t-shirts. Because I will buy official tshirts for official refugee children and orphan children whos parents faces were smashed in by the awesomeness of this film.

[CyclicNightmare]

Snakes on a Plane Logo Revealed!
Source: Entertainment Weekly
March 23, 2006


Entertainment Weekly has your first look at the new logo for New Line Cinema's Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson and hitting theaters on August 18. Check out the logo in full here!

The Hollywood Reporter also says that Snakes on a Plane went back before the cameras this month for five days of additional shooting in Los Angeles. The film wrapped principal photography in September in Vancouver.

In this case, it wasn't the usual reshoot, hastily assembled to fix a nagging story problem. Instead, the studio decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory. The second round of filming also came about because of intense and growing fan interest in the movie.

When director David Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded.

In the film, Jackson plays an FBI agent who is escorting a witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when an assassin releases hundreds of deadly snakes on a commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness. The FBI agent, along with a rookie pilot, frightened crew and passengers must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive.

Source: http://comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=13746

[Terror Australis]

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare
And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded.
[/B]

Oh this is gonna be sweet:D!

[10PoundBrown]

oh god.....


More blood...more gore.....

I am literally throbbing in anticpation!
THROB...THROB...THROB
Thanks for the update CN!!

[SpongeBod]

more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes.
The ingredients for a great flick.

[10PoundBrown]

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1723241.jpg

Colin Farrel: uhhhh, I dont think so, we dont have snakes in Ireland
LL Cool J: Uh uh, no way, dont think so....Im LL "not so Cool" J when it comes to snakes

Samuel L Jackson: You guys call yourselves action heroes? Shiiiiit dont make me laff, aint shit but some got damn snakes on a muhhhfuckin plane? Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga. LL, you aint done shit worth a damn yet in this business despite this being the second shit movie Ive been in with you so get ya ass on da plane. Colin, dont get me started on yo ass. You worried about a sex tape with a playboy playmate getting out?!? Grow a pair son and hop up on that plane.

[jackson13]

Can somebody, please, somehow, send this thread to whatver production company is releasing this movie?

Maybe once they see how badly everyone is anticipating it, they'll release it sooner than August.

[ElderPredator]

I doubt that dude, they're already shooting 5 extra days so they can make the movie Rated-R and gave Jackson more lines that the fans all love. I want them to take their time and make sure that it is just perfect with the CGI and everything.

[Dead Halloween]

And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded.

I think we already have a winner for "Best Quote" for the 2006 Joblo Movie Awards.:D

[Dom Shady]

This truly will be a special movie. They had originally planned to put this movie out as a PG13 movie without Sammy J's quote of the year and with less gore and less death. But, thanks to us and other schmoes like us, they have changed the movie significantly. I think we all deserve a pat on the back.

: pats back :

[GavinE]

The greatest song ever made! The Snakes ona Plane Song

Snakes on a Plane theme song (http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/DCLugi_SoaPSong.mp3)

"This can't be a movie, it's too damn stupid"

A+++, would buy from again.

[Dead Halloween]

Indeed, great song! :D

[Eragon]

Originally posted by GavinE
The greatest song ever made! The Snakes ona Plane Song

Snakes on a Plane theme song (http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/DCLugi_SoaPSong.mp3)

"This can't be a movie, it's too damn stupid"

A+++, would buy from again.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SureshD]

Everytime I read this thread, a big smile comes across my face.
This is what movie going should be about!.
BOOYA!

[Backstabba]

....Hey...joke

Whats the difference between "a certain animal that has different varieties, that usually goes "ssssSsSsSsss", and will get it's ass kicked by Samuel L Jackson"...and Snakes?....

Nothing....

........
........
(Uhhhh)SNAKES ON A PLANE! MOTHERFUCKA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! (:( )

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by GavinE
The greatest song ever made! The Snakes ona Plane Song

Snakes on a Plane theme song (http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/DCLugi_SoaPSong.mp3)

"This can't be a movie, it's too damn stupid"

A+++, would buy from again.


That...is f**king hilarious.
Brav-f**king-O, all right?
I could see that in the end credits.

[MrPhox]

http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/

http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/

http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/


...we didn't see this coming?

REM knew about this for decades.

[10PoundBrown]

I should have seen it coming.

I had to fly to New Mexico the other day and the TSA made this HUGE deal about me having a taser.



SHEEESH!!

[Sigur509]

I spit my milk out my mouth.

[SpongeBod]

That song is fantasssssssstic!

Did everybody order their official SOAP wallets yet?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/USA5000/bmf-snakewallet.jpg

[Mr.HyDe807]

Originally posted by MrPhox
http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/

http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/

http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/


...we didn't see this coming?

REM knew about this for decades.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! R.E.M. were indeed the inspiration of Snakes on A mothafucking plane!

My friends and i are all set to see this, lol

[Jamesadin]

That song is actually a remake of the Great Big Sea song, End of the World... A much better version if I may say so.

[jackson13]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD DOING HALFWAY DOWN PAGE 2?!?!?!?!?!?


SLACKERS! THE LOT OF YOU!

[Dom Shady]

Don't worry, it shall return with a vengeance!

[Monotreme]

I just read the whole thread.

http://www.twr.org.uk/photos/guffaw.jpg

Funniest thing I have ever read, seen or been told, by far, EVER. I'm STILL on the floor laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm serious. This stuff is fucking gold, gold I tell ya.

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by Monotreme
http://www.twr.org.uk/photos/guffaw.jpg

That picture alone makes me die of laughter.

[HedwigX]

SJL telling it like it is, or will be anyway, at the MTV Movie Awards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coiwZxuBW78&search=mtv%20movie%20awards%20jackson)

:D:D:D

He's right of course

[Adornado]

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/snakes-phoney.jpg

Coming to DVD this summer.

Wow....people just aren't trying anymore.

[mettt]

Today i saw the MTV movie awards, samual l jackson was to present the best movie award, his words:

i have present this years best movie award. but i tell you which movie will win next year, my movie.. snakes on the plane. it doesnt matter what kind of other movies will be made, you know why cause they aint PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP (translation: got motherfocking snakes on the fucking plane!

somehting like that :)

[MrPhox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coiwZxuBW78

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coiwZxuBW78

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coiwZxuBW78

"I AM GUARANTEEING THAT SNAKES ON A PLANE WILL WIN THIS AWARD NEXT YEAR."

"No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like makin a movie called "Mo' Motherfuckin' Snakes on Mo' Motherfuckin' Planes"

You heard it from the man himself. Sequel time.

[Dom Shady]

HAHA!!! IT LIVES AGAIN!! soon my friends, very soon...August 18th.

[JoBlo]

Not necessarily a "funny clip", but actually a pretty good song parody from U2 frontman Bono....sort of... ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdSUrtFdXUQ

[m_burlock]

I don't see this film succeding. I really don't.:o

[jackson13]

They already greenlighted a sequel:

www.planesonasnake.com

[leafboy]

THE GODFATHER AIN'T GOT SHIT ON SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!!!

[AWP82]

The Godfather, Star Wars, Lord Of The RIngs, Pulp Fiction, The Matrix, and Titanic COMBINED aint got shit on the mere NOTION of snakes on motherfuckin' planes.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by JoBlo
Not necessarily a "funny clip", but actually a pretty good song parody from U2 frontman Bono....sort of... ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdSUrtFdXUQ

That was really good JoBlo, thanks!

[leafboy]

THE OSCAR WINNER FOR BEST PICTURE CRASH HAS ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT ON SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!!!

[JoeCool]

ok so i hope there is a tightly kept secret of

DANE COOK cameoing
all he says is

"Is that snakes? *snake snaps at him* AWWW FUCK those are snakes large angry snake, good game plane full of people, now Samuel L. Jackson (yes he will say his name not the characters) start your snake ass kickery"


if thats in there i might die of delight

[JoeCool]

Originally posted by TheGodSon
Ok, who is seriously going to spend 8 bucks to see this in theatres?


seriously now.


you get the fuck out of here

your gonna be pissed when you get trapped in a plane with snakes on it.
and not fucking know how to survive because you didnt want to spend your precious money

[Pink Corduroy]

Originally posted by JoeCool
ok so i hope there is a tightly kept secret of

DANE COOK cameoing
all he says is

"Is that snakes? *snake snaps at him* AWWW FUCK those are snakes large angry snake, good game plane full of people, now Samuel L. Jackson (yes he will say his name not the characters) start your snake ass kickery"


if thats in there i might die of delight

LOL!!!

Wow, I'm out of the loop. Just heard about this yesterday. I heard the title "Snakes on a Plane" and thought it was a joke. When I realized it wasn't, and that a movie called "Snakes on a Plane" would truly exist, starring Sam Jackson no less...well, it warmed my heart.

This is the dawn of a new age.

[Senefra]

S.O.A.P. : The Music Video! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVpHa4nKFA&search=snakes%20on%20a%20plane%20bring%20it%20)

Song is damn catchy and I guess Midtown + The Academy Is... + The Sounds=Cobra Starship, naturally... :p

Some unfinished effects on it obviously, but Maja from "The Sounds" is workin' her tiny little bum and Samuel L. Jackson makes a cameo towards the end... :D