Val Kilmer - The Ladies Man!

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

Will somebody explain to me what the hell is up with Val Kilmer's brain recently. The guy has been making out with so many people and acting so strange that it's just becoming tiresome. Most of you have probably heard about his disgusting make-out with Paris Hilton which I have posted photos below but he has also been making out with Winona Ryder as well. (Lucky bastard!) Here are the photos below! He looks drunk with Winona since his face is so red.

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[Scorpio24]

Meh! Maybe he's having a mid-life.

I got no real problem with him having a bit of fun although I got to question his choice of women. He does look quite drunk in both sets of pics but again I guess they were taken in a party so there's no harm in it. EXCEPT FOR THE CHOICE OF WOMEN YOU SCRUFFY BASTARD.

[< a c e >]

certainly not a mid-life crisis alryt!

The man seems to be enjoying!

[ilovemovies]

I think Paris Hilton and Winona Ryder are both fairly hot so nothing wrong with his choice of women. Could he have chosen better? Sure, but he chose fine nonetheless.

[Buck Turgidson]

Well, snoggin' w/ Winona gets back all of the ground he lost w/ Paris and maybe a few yards more.

I've read some funny shit at The Superficial.com, but nothing tops this:

"I don't know how old these pictures are, but I'm sure this is one of those days that Val Kilmer wishes he could erase. I mean getting photographed trying to desperately tongue kiss Paris Hilton? He might as well have been taped masturbating to a Powerpuff Girls cartoon. At least it would've been less embarrassing."


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[Scorpio24]

Paris = Dirty little skank.

Winnona = Somebody is going to have to explain to me what the draw is with this woman 'cause I don't see it. She's average looking at best. She's a skinny little runt. And she's a muppet to boot.

[Pain In Da Azz]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Paris = Dirty little skank.

Winnona = Somebody is going to have to explain to me what the draw is with this woman 'cause I don't see it. She's average looking at best. She's a skinny little runt. And she's a muppet to boot.


%100 AGREE.................................winnona looks easy enough to bang. nothing glamorous or extremely sexy going on there....looks like a regular chick in the mall or something.

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
I think Paris Hilton and Winona Ryder are both fairly hot

Winona, yes
Paris, NO

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
I mean getting photographed trying to desperately tongue kiss Paris Hilton?"


Oh man, somehow reading that made me think of the blowjob Paris gave in that video, and I immediately thought of Val Kilmer kissing her on the mouth, EW

[echo_bravo]

"I don't know how old these pictures are, but I'm sure this is one of those days that Val Kilmer wishes he could erase. I mean getting photographed trying to desperately tongue kiss Paris Hilton? He might as well have been taped masturbating to a Powerpuff Girls cartoon. At least it would've been less embarrassing."


Bwahahahaha funny shit

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by Pain In Da Azz
Winona... nothing glamorous or extremely sexy going on there....looks like a regular chick in the mall or something.


Some guys tend to think that look is more appealing than you average made-up over-glamorized, faux-sex kitten look that you find in your run-of-the-mill magazine model. Spend a week clubbing on South Beach and you'll start to get an idea just how rare those cute mall chicks are.




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[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Some guys tend to think that look is more appealing than you average made-up over-glamorized, faux-sex kitten look that you find in your run-of-the-mill magazine model. Spend a week clubbing on South Beach and you'll start to get an idea just how rare those cute mall chicks are.



Mmmmm I hear you. I'm from South Wales UK where we have these kind of sexy women running all over the........... :(ok there isnt any.


But I still dig the cute girl look. Natalie Portman as always struck me as beautifull. Keira Knightley is one of the most beautifull girls in the world but I still don't see the thing about Winnona. She irritates me and every time i see her in a film it's obvious i'm supposed to love her cute little ways but I'm just left thinking - Rough, skinny runt.

I have great taste in women.


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