JESSICA ALBA IN PLAY BOY!?

[Kevin Smith fan]

No this is not a trick like the previous thread, but i recently heard from a reliable source that Jessica Alba had signed a deal to shoot for playboy.
Is this ture?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[thedudeman69]

*faints*

[TylerDurden182]

She is on the cover of the new one, but she isn't naked in it which is bullshit.

[Kevin Smith fan]

What a crock, its her American duty to undress for the men of this country. If she doesn't, the terrorists have clearly won.

[AngelDust06]

Originally posted by Kevin Smith fan
What a crock, its her American duty to undress for the men of this country. If she doesn't, the terrorists have clearly won.

LOL :D LOL :D

[jolanar]

If she truly does pose in play boy I think its just one more step towards a failed career.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by jolanar
If she truly does pose in play boy I think its just one more step towards a failed career.

I couldn't agree more jolanar! She would never pose naked anyway, her father would disown her. That's why she didn't go fully nude in Sin City like she should have.

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
She would never pose naked anyway, her father would disown her.


So? I'll take her in. :D

[AngelDust06]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
So? I'll take her in. :D

:D LOL LOL LOL :D

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
So? I'll take her in. :D

Good one, I'd do the same. She can use my shower anyday.

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
So? I'll take her in. :D

Not me.

I'd have her take ME in. All of me! :D

[dk789]

It looks like Jessica won't be posing for Playboy for a while (or until her career needs a boost).

Alba Plays Hardball with Heffner (http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060302/en_celeb_eo/18463)


Alba Plays Hardball with "Playboy" By Sarah Hall
Thu Mar 2, 9:17 AM ET

Jessica Alba is not feeling particularly playful about her unwitting role as a Playboy cover girl.

The Sin City star, whose bikini-clad bod graces the cover of the nudie mag's March issue, is threatening to sue the publication for using her image for commercial purposes without her consent and causing "immeasurable harm" to her reputation and career.

Earlier this week, Alba's legal team at celeb-friendly firm Lavely & Singer fired off a strongly worded legal missive to Playboy Enterprises, accusing Hugh Hefner et al of making it seem like she appears in a "nude or semi-nude pictorial" within the pages of the magazine.

In the letter, available for viewing at the Smoking Gun Website, Alba's attorney, Brian Wolf, claims that the actress was approached by the magazine about posing for photos in connection with an article on Hollywood's 25 sexiest celebrities, but that she refused the offer and denied Playboy permission to use her picture.

Despite Alba's flat-out rejection, her lawyer alleges that Playboy went ahead and obtained a publicity photo of the Into the Blue star under false pretenses by telling Columbia Pictures that the actress had approved the use of the photo, which then wound up on the cover of the bunny-eared publication.

According to Wolf's letter, Alba's outrage stems in part from the potential injustice visited upon Playboy readers who might be duped into purchasing the plastic-sealed magazine because of the misleading insinuation that she trades her bathing suit for her birthday suit within its pages.

"In featuring Ms. Alba's photograph on the cover of Playboy's March issue, it is clear that Playboy's intent was to create a false belief and/or expectation among the public that Ms. Alba voluntarily appeared in the nude, or semi-nude and that a revealing pictorial of her in contained in Playboy's March issue," Wolf fumes.

On behalf of his wronged client, Wolf demands that Playboy "cease and desist" from distributing the offending issue of the magazine and shell out an as-yet undetermined monetary settlement to Alba to compensate her for the damage wrought upon her "good name, reputation and career."

He also requests that Playboy turn over any profits from the sale of its Alba issue to the reluctant cover girl.

The magazine's allegedly unauthorized use of Alba's photo also earned a stern rebuke from Sony Pictures' legal department, which expressed "dismay and anger over the outrageous, unethical behavior utilized by Playboy personnel" to obtain the cover shot.

While Sony has reserved the right to take legal action against the magazine, for now, the studio simply wants an apology and the assurance that Playboy won't resort to similar shenanigans in the future.

When she's not busy defending her modesty, Alba has a busy production slate ahead of her, as she prepares to return for sequels to both The Fantastic Four and Sin City.

She recently wrapped filming on the upcoming thrilled Awake, in which she stars opposite Hayden Christensen. The film is slated for a fall release.

[bob]

That's pretty funny, I must say...

I'm on Alba's side in this, just because she's way hotter than Hef...

[Nachokoolaid]

So not only does she not pose nude, she also complains about it?

BITCH.

[ilovemovies]

I'm on Alba's side because what Playboy magazine did was wrong.

[Buck Turgidson]

Only if they fraudulently obtained the promo pic from Columbia. Other than that, they have every right to use her name and likeness, provided they obtain the photo legally, even without her permission. It's called "The First Amendment". Celebs don't have the right to exercise full, dictatorial control over every possible use of their image.

If she keeps these ludicrous monkeyshines up, Hannibal21 is going to get himself a convert.

[bob]

Let's see if anyone can give me a logical response to this (a.k.a. not "because she's hot"):

What is Alba's responsibility to ANYONE to pose nude? Being famous and sexy doesn't make you a lock for nudie mags...

[Nachokoolaid]

Originally posted by bob
Let's see if anyone can give me a logical response to this (a.k.a. not "because she's hot"):

What is Alba's responsibility to ANYONE to pose nude? Being famous and sexy doesn't make you a lock for nudie mags...

I'm not saying she should pose nude. I'm just saying she should be less of a bitch about it.

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by bob
What is Alba's responsibility to ANYONE to pose nude? Because I asked nicely.

[Tagia_Romero]

But.. she posed mostly naked for GQ... what's that about?

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
But.. she posed mostly naked for GQ... what's that about?


I was just about to say the same thing.

All this reeks of more publicity for the media whore. She's a muppet. Just someone kill her.

[The Heart Collector]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
But.. she posed mostly naked for GQ... what's that about?

JUst because you beat someone up doesn't mean you'd be willing to murder the person.

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Just someone kill her.



Just let me have my wicked way with her first... Or after. :D

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
JUst because you beat someone up doesn't mean you'd be willing to murder the person.

Yeah that's the same.


Originally posted by KillerKlown
Just let me have my wicked way with her first... Or after.

Okay deal. She'd probably put more effort in......... after.

[The Postmaster General]

It's funny how all threads about hot gals ends up with at least one rape fantasy.

For me, it's like a Where's Waldo book.

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
It's funny how all threads about hot gals ends up with at least one rape fantasy.

For me, it's like a Where's Waldo book.





You want to rape a Where's Waldo book? To each their own, I guess. :D

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove For me, it's like a Where's Waldo book. This year's Newberry Award winner, Spot The Parolee.

[Lost in Space]

it woudl be so nice if she was nude
but alll of u horny bastards like myself
think about ti this way
rather than a step to a failed career it is a step towards to further nudity
which would be amasing and none of u haters can say anything differently

[MacReady]

I hope how lawsuit is a sucessful one. I'm really mad at playboy for having her on the cover and thus suggesting to poor saps that she might actually get naked in it.