Best use of the "F" word in film

[The Shootin Surgeon]

Hey everyone, I don't know whether this has been done before but I alwayd found that some actors say "FUCK" so much better than others. What's your favorite moment when you heard this terrible word uttered? Who uttered it and in which film?

My personal favorite has always been Denis Leary in "THE REF", a very underrated comedy. He pronounces it with such gusto taht you can't help but want to tell people to "fuck off already"!!

[Antonio]

No one spouts out the word FUCK like Samuel L. Jackson or Jamie Lee Curtis.

[CeMeTaRy_GaTeS]

The ones who utter fuck the best are Jason Mewes, Samuel L. Jackson and Al Pacino.

Plus I loved Tim Roth in Pulp Fiction, the way he kept saying fuck in that accent is hilarious.

[The Rainbow in the Dark]

Joe Pesci is the all time greatest when it comes to sproutin' out the F word. Goodfellas, Casino, and My Cousin Vinny are all testament to that.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Steve Martin

Planes , Trains and Automobiles

Desk-Lady(breezily): "How can I help you, sir?"

Steve Martin: "You can start by taking that fucking rosy smile of your face..."

Priceless.

[Speermint]

Yippie-ki-yay motherfuckers - Bruce Willis - Die Hard. Hilarious stuff

[idealdiscountdude]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Antonio:
No one spouts out the word FUCK like Samuel L. Jackson or Jamie Lee Curtis.</font>

FUCK!

You took the words right out of my mouth! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[EBastard]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman:
Steve Martin

Planes , Trains and Automobiles

Desk-Lady(breezily): "How can I help you, sir?"

Steve Martin: "You can start by taking that fucking rosy smile of your face..."

Priceless.</font>Yes,I couldn't agree more.

Vince Vaughn's lines of the F-word in Made were possibly the best I had heard in a while.Here's the best one IMO:

Ricky(Vince Vaughn):"I'm loose? Yeah,I'm loose,I'm always fuckin loose.Here's scenario B for ya Bob,let's see how ya feel about this one.Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not,but I think I'm starting to get under Luis'(P.Diddy)skin as well,okay? It all started with the Red Dragon or the Welsh guy or whatever and they can play it down all they want,but you know 200 grand is a lot of fuckin money! It's a fucking lot of money,okay? 200 grand is definately a lot of fucking money,and now I got Luis,and the fucking fruit-pie the fucking magician,telling me that I can't fucking call my main man Max? Who fucking sent me out on a fucking operation? Well what about the Welsh guy? He's fucking scouting all over him,they fucking disappear and talk,and you haven't noticed this either,but when he's not fucking looking at me,or you're fucking doing whatever,I got fucking Jimmy the man with this shit too,and it's fucking coming at me from here and there,I don't know where it is,it might be coming this way,it might be coming that way,but the fucking shit's coming,and I'm not gonna be late to the fucking dance,man,I'm not gonna be fucking late to the dance on this one!"

[Razorblade Smile]

I'll have to say Jason Mewes. Two scenes come to mind.

The first is his intro in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The part where he's rapping and he says "Mother mother-fuck fuck, mother mother fuck."

And at the end of Dogma when he's spouting off to God. "What the fuck is going on here? What is this, the fucking Piano? Why ain't this bitch talking? What the fuck happened to that guy's head?"

I'm paraphrasing his quotes, but you all know what parts I'm talking about.

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[thingsgoinon]

RJ MacReady in The Thing :

"Yeah, Fuck you too"


Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop :


"Get the Fuck outa here?"


Jack Torrance in The Shining :

Jack: "Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing [types] or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in! Now, do you think you can handle that?"

Wendy: Yeah.

Jack: "Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck out of here? Hm?"


Creepy scene.


Good call on that Plane Trains and Automobile speech..Steve Martin delivers it with such maniacal intensity too http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif...hehe..I picked the rest of the exchange off IMDB :

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal Page: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.

Neal Page: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal Page: Oh boy what?

Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!


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[mattjk_17]

South Park - Bigger Longer & Uncut, Eric Cartman: "Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck"

[paul calf]

How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?
joe pesci as tommy devito if he lives to be 1000 he will never better this

[Zed]

In The Last BoyScout there's some hillarious scenes using the F word!

[Razorblade Smile]

Ahhh...and lets not forget the infamous "Suck a fuck" from Donnie Darko!

[arto_j]

From The Usual Suspects, the scene where they're first in the line-up, and everyone has to say the line:

"Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker". Especially Stephen Baldwin's is awesome.

And from The Way of the Gun, a very quotable line:

"If you won't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna come over there and fuckstart your head!"

The quotes should be about accurate, but probably not fully.

[The Shootin Surgeon]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by arto_j:
[B]:
"If you won't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna come over there and fuckstart your head!"
B]</font>

Yeah! I forgot about that one! I cracked up for weeks afetr I heard it! Good call dude!

[bankholdup]

Anything said by Sargent Hartman the Senior Drill Instructor is classic!

[The Heart Collector]

I agree with bankholdup and antonio.

[Michael Corleone]

"Remember, Bud White will fuck you for this if it takes him the rest of his life"

- Jack Vincennes, L.A. Confidential

[miguel_montes]

Bruce Willis, in "Four Rooms", in the last story. The guy says "FUCK" some fifty times! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[The Shootin Surgeon]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bankholdup:
Anything said by Sargent Hartman the Senior Drill Instructor is classic!</font>

I remember at one point he turns to one of the guys, I think it was Mathew Modine and he says "I like you! You can fuck my sister!"

I'll be damned if I know what he meant but it's one of the timeliest and funniest uses of the word in film.

[ICP RULZ]

Has anyone seen "Summer of Sam"?Well,it has more fucks than all your movies put together.It has well over 450 fucks.Take that you motherFUCKS.Joking.

Peace

[Antonio]

Although many people were put off by her Oscar-winning turn in/as ERIN BROCKOVICH, no one can out-cuss JULIA in this movie!

[EBastard]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ICP RULZ:
Has anyone seen "Summer of Sam"?Well,it has more fucks than all your movies put together.It has well over 450 fucks.Take that you motherFUCKS.Joking.

Peace</font>
Actually,South Park:Bigger,Longer,& Uncut is in the Guiness Book Of World Records for most use of the F-word to date.

And for the record,the Insane Clown Posse sucks.

J/K.

[therealjohng]

Actually, the South Park movie holds the record for most "f" words in a animated movie.

ICP Rulz is right, "Summer of Sam" does hold the record for the most "f" words.

I think IMDB.com says this, but I'm not sure.

[Thursday's Child]

Tim Roth all the way.
And i'm not just talking about Pulp Fiction, every time he ever sais fuck it makes me happy http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ColinM]

A few good ones are Jared Leto in Panic Room ("Hey, fuck you AND fuck you.") and Jamie Kennedy in Scream 2 ("FUUUCK YOOOOU!").

But, as previously stated, Samuel L. Jackson is the master of the f-word. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Danny L]

Joe Pescis ranting in LEATHAL WEAPON 3 ("They fuck you in the hospital! Twelve fucking dollar for a fucking aspirin!")

Also, the same Joe in "What so fucking funny about me?" speech in GOODFELLAS.

[idealdiscountdude]

I gotta admit that after watching Nurse Betty (which is a great film by the way), I couldn't help but realize that nobody says "Fuck" with such class and grace as Mr. Morgan Freeman.

[EBastard]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ColinM:
and Jamie Kennedy in Scream 2 ("FUUUCK YOOOOU!").
</font>I'll never forget that line.Probably the only memorable line from that movie.

[Melanie]

everyone from Pulp Fiction and Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda

"Go ahead! Fuck her blue!"

[SAI]

A great one in Panic Room.
Jodie Foster: Get out of my house
Kirsten Stewart: Say fuck
JF: (shouts) FUCK
KS: Get the FUCK out of my house

a nice comic moment in a tense flick

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Razorblade Smile:
Ahhh...and lets not forget the infamous "Suck a fuck" from Donnie Darko! </font>

Exactly how does one suck a fuck?


Primo movie.

[VicVega]

The master of the "Fuck": http://www.genetix.com.mt/intro/sam.swf

[MiddleEarthArwen]

Anyone with a scottish, english or irish accent really, namely, Ewan McGregor. Although, the language in Billy Elliot is pretty amusing as well...

[GodMagnus]

I'm gonna actually go with an Offspring song
If you don't know the line...man where have you been?

[EBastard]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GodMagnus:
I'm gonna actually go with an Offspring song
If you don't know the line...man where have you been?</font>I know just about all the classics,but I know I'm not alone in this when I say:

Uhh...what?

[screamer581]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bowieee:
Exactly how does one suck a fuck?


Primo movie.</font>

very very carefully http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[EBastard]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by VicVega:
The master of the "Fuck": http://www.genetix.com.mt/intro/sam.swf</font>That's one of the most beautiful websites i've ever seen in my life.Everyone must know about this site.I shall spread the word...

[screamer581]

Ebastard, that maybe the best fucking site ever!

[Jay_visigoth]

Scarface man! You forgot Scarface!


Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!

Alejandro Sosa: I only tell you once. Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me!

Yeap...Sam Jackson is the FUCK man!
Cate Blanchet..that's one person that i would like to hear "FUCK" from...!

[Person]

This is my favorite usage of the "F" word in "The Sixth Day"

- "Mabey you should clone yourself"

- "Why? Because your going to kill me?"

- "No, so you can fuck yourself!"

[Hannibal21]

I love it when Joe Pesci uses the "f" word. He's such a funny guy and he's so cute when he's angry.

[Annie Hall]

Marisa Tomei's Deer speech in My Cousin Vinny:

"Imagine your a deer..."

Al Pacino in anything...absolutely anything.

And, as mentioned many-a-time...Jay. Something about his delivery...makes it...makes it a better word.

Kevin Spacey in anything, as well.

[Memento8291]

I wanted to sound original...but many people have already said what I think....most certainly Sam Jackson..."Shut...the fuck..up!" and Pesci...

However, no one can deny Pacino has a gift for dropping F-bombs as well...one of the many things this man does brilliantly... "Where did you learn your trade, you stupid *fucking* cunt...you idiot"

Tim Roth and Vince Vaughn are also pretty fuckin money uttering the word. I love Roth in Reservoir Dogs...rehersing the speech, his accent slips in a bit..."I'm like...*mather facker*" heh, good shite....

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Memento8291
However, no one can deny Pacino has a gift for dropping F-bombs as well...one of the many things this man does brilliantly... "Where did you learn your trade, you stupid *fucking* cunt...you idiot"

Brilliant! I certainly agree. Especially that quote (which honestly hadn't crossed my mind while I was posting how much I loved Pacino's use of the "f" word)...hearing him say it, especially, makes it all the more evident what a fantastic actor this guy truly is.

[Strider]

Great choices, everyone. I agree 100% on Joe Pesci, Sam Jackson, and Stephen Baldwin in The Usual Suspects.

I also want to point out that Al Pacino really knows how to let out a great "fuck" in mostly every film he comes out in. My favorite line of his that has the word, or part of it, is in Heat.

"Don't waste my motherfuckin' time!!!"

Strider

[ec_winton]

The late Tupac in the forgettable Poetic Justice---"Frankly my dear I dont give a fuck!".
Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice---"Hey! Nice fucking Model!" <honk><honk> as he grabs his crotch.

[Boba Joe]

Chris Tucker in "Friday"

[Buck Turgidson]

Off beat choices: Alec Baldwin, when the guy drives his truck into the door frame and crashes it and all the glass onto him in Miami Blues. When Alec turns and sees the guy steaming toward him he bellows "What the FUCK?!?" at the top of his lungs, and it's just hilarious.

I also like when Laurence Fishburne takes all the chicken and other food from the guy at the restaurant and instead of paying him says "Fuck you, very much." in King of New York.

Fishburne and Sam Jackson are the kings of using the word "Motherfucker."

[jetro]

Eddie Murphy in Coming to America: "Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.......who's next?"

Benicio Del Torro in Usual Suspects: "Gimme the fuckin keys you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

CB in Major League: "Strike this motherfucker out."

I agree with Pesci, he's the king of cussing. lol

[the movie guy]

Eddie Murphy with a Transylvanian accent in Vampire in Brooklyn has a hilarious "fuck" in one scene in a cab (or car) with Kadeem Hardison. It goes a little something like this...

"Jesus Christ. What the fuck?"

... but it's in how he SAYS it that's funny! LOL!

[Imopen]

Samuel L. Jackson- "Now I want you to give me my wallet."
Tim Roth- "Which one is it?"
Samuel L. Jackson- "It's the one that says bad motherfucker"

[The Delfonics]

danggit you schmoes

unless i misread, none of you posted Boondock Saints!!!

Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!

Conner MacManus: Well it... certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[The Shootin Surgeon]

man... talk about a topic coming back from the dead... I was about to post my two bits when i realized i'm the asshole who started it!!

[JonPulliam]

My vote goes to Bruce Willis, Sam Jackson, and John Malkovich

[Annie Hall]

Another comes to mind:

"And Harry...Jimmy...Trent...fuck *you* too" from Scent of a Woman...

priceless.

[freakandgeek]

i definately have to say in kuffs when george and ted (christian slater and tony goldwyn) just stopped their car because george saw the man who killed his brother and almost kills himself an ted by being hit by a bus...and then ted goes into a rant and every time he is going to swear, a funny noise, like a car horn, goes off to cover the swear...its really funny

here it is from imdb. com....
(when ted first speaks, every f**k is a weird noise like i said, you can't hear him say f**k....it sos great! but ted's last line, he just says f**k you, and there is no noise...its hard to explain (or i am really bad at explaining, which is possible) but its really the greatest!

Ted Bukovsky: Now, if I'm gonna be killed on the job, it's gonna be by a *bleep* bullet, not a *bleep* bus. Now turn this *bleeping* car around and let's get back on your *bleeping* patrol.
George Kuffs: You may have a limited vocabulary, Ted.
Ted Bukovsky: Fu** you!

[docholiday_13]

I'm gonna fo with Robert Carlyle. The whole Scottish accent makes "fuck" sound especially great.

Begbie:
(pointing gun at Renton)
Armed robbery! What with a replica? I mean how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica??

Another good line.

"You listen to me you fucking piece of junkie shit. A jokes a fucking joke, you mention that again and I'll cut you up!"

Good fucking shit man

[rushmore beauty]

Any time anyone says fuck in Pulp Fiction (8/10) is sweet. Too bad Christopher Walken didn't throw fuck into the watch story.

[the movie guy]

Malkovich - "I'm sorry, John. I have to go. I have a rendezvous with the president."

Eastwood - "You have a rendezvous with my ASS, motherFUCKER!"

The excellent "In the Line of Fire".


(I know I put a line from "Vampire in Brooklyn" earlier, but this one's better.)

[Scarface98.9]

This is probably the best use I've seen it used with.

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?