The Ultimate GUY Movie

[PorcheRacer]

OK guys, what is the ultimate guy movie? You know what movies I'm talking about: Porky's, Revenge Of The Nerds, Commando, Under Siege, Animal House, Fight Club, Die Hard, Matrix, etc. So, pick any guy movie (one per person) and I will tally up the votes later on in the week.

While choosing, take into consideration these themes.

Blood/Gore
T&A
Chases
Fights
Sex
Gun Play
Chicks

[movielover-9]

The Matrix probably. Or something action like Speed or Die Hard. Or something raunchy like Porky's and American Pie

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[BadCoverVersion]

Eh!?

Are you actually attempting to be overly cliche?

What is with the "Okay Guys...You know what I'm talking about" malarkey!?

Look, I'm a Female sweetheart..I don't sit home on my arse all day booing over You've got bastard mail and Dirty fucking Dancing!

FIGHT CLUB is not a "Guy movie"...I love this bleedin Movie!

THE MATRIX, MEMENTO, PULP FICTION and the like...NOT "GUY MOVIES"...

I'm not getting on the defensive here, but come on...!

Surely you don't STILL believe that "us girls" would take the likes of TITANIC over GOODFELLAS!?

[PorcheRacer]

OK, so that brings the tally to

Die Hard-1
Speed-1
Matrix-1
Porky's-1
American Pie-1

Those are great GUY movies. I love being a GUY. The chicks can't appreciate these great GUY movies. They would take Titanic over Goodfellas any day. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/cool.gif

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[Bub]

Can't name one. The reason is because all of the above are films that alot of females i know loved just as much as a guy would. I don't think is a film.

[PorcheRacer]

Will you guys, oops I mean people (don't wanna be sexist) stop trying to be so pretentious and clever and get past yourselves for a minute? OK, what is the best movie targetted towards men that some females will like even though its full of sex, nudity and blood.

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PorcheRacer:
Will you guys, oops I mean people (don't wanna be sexist) stop trying to be so pretentious and clever and get past yourselves for a minute?</font>

Take note muppet http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif...I wasn't accusing you of being "sexist"...

I just despise the rather passé "chick flick"/"Guy Movie" generalisation's that continue to exhist!

If I come off as being "Pretentious" then so be it...I really don't give a shit!

Its 2002 for the love of JC!

If you enjoy TITANIC, that does not necessarily mean you are Female...That does however make you a complete fucking Nonce!

[MiddleEarthArwen]

I'm a gal...yet, I accept that although there are violent/raunchy/creepy movies that both guys and dolls enjoy, it does not mean that these movies are not *targeted* towards certain audiences. I mean, honestly, do we really think that Ghost and You've Got Mail were targeted towards 17 year old guys? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

So, I'd have to say the Ultimate Guy movie, is Animal House. It is such a fantastic movie in every way...and guys just adore the dumb, gross, John Belushi humor...but...then again...who doesn't?

[PorcheRacer]

BTW, you can pick any "guy" movie not just ones I mentioned.

[Raena]

I could be wrong but:

SWORDFISH was on HBO last night and I have to say the scene where Hugh Jackman had, simultaneously, a gun to his head and a girl giving him head all while he's trying to do some ridiculous hack, has to be like the ultimate guy scene in a movie because only a guy would dream up or enjoy that kind of masochism, which I guess could be mistaken for pleasure depending on who you ask.

[Michael Corleone]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BadCoverVersion:
Surely you don't STILL believe that "us girls" would take the likes of TITANIC over GOODFELLAS!? </font>

My girlfriend would.

[PorcheRacer]

OK, that's over with. Now can we concentrate on picking the ultimate guy movie now?

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael Corleone:
My girlfriend would.

</font>

That aint about Sex...Thats just pure dodgy taste my friend!

[paul calf]

reseviour dogs has to be the ultimate guy film

[CeMeTaRy_GaTeS]

No one mentioned PREDATOR yet. IMO it is the ultimate guy movie. Big guns, big explosions, big biceps, bloody action,
pussy-oriented jokes and NO love story.
That it what I think comes closest to the ultimate guy movie.(Even Rambo II had a small love story)

[VicVega]

John Carpenter's Vampires. It had gore, violence, tits, guns, and fighting. It has it all.

[MikeyB]

BASIC INSTINCT is a guy movie. Its got sex,T+A, violence, drugs, and HOT chicks!

TOTAL RECALL is also a guy flick with violence, chases, sex, gun play, fights, chicks, and odd nudity http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif!

ANIMAL HOUSE, PORKY'S are also good comedy's for guys.

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[PorcheRacer]

This is what we have so far. Name a couple more and then we'll vote out of all the replies.


Reservoir Dogs
Total Recall
Predator
Porky's
Animal House
Basic Instinct
Matrix
Vampires
Swordfish
Die Hard
Speed
American Pie

[MikeyB]

Re-Animator

French Connection

[KornKidJedi]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by paul calf:
reseviour dogs has to be the ultimate guy film </font>

Oh yes,I second that.

From Dusk Till Dawn is a great movie to watch with a bunch of guys.

[Adam J. Hakari]

The ultimate guys movie: SWINGERS. I love this flick, and the other day when I tried to show it to my girlfriend, she couldn't get into it at all.

[BadCoverVersion]

I must be a tad Butch...For some reason I appear to be "getting" all these sodding Blokey Movies!

I'd consider the following to be the best...

*Fight Club
*Pulp Fiction
*The Matrix
*Goodfellas
*From Dusk till Dawn
*Terminator 2
*Snatch
*Reservoir Dogs

And I must stress...I have never considered ANY of the above to be "guy films" but there you go...The impression I'm getting here is that a random pair of tits or a bit of the ol' rippling torso and we're suddenly in MAN-MOVIE territory!

[Santa Claus]

"Roadhouse" and "The Fast And The Furious".

[paul calf]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Santa Claus:
"Roadhouse" and "The Fast And The Furious".</font>

you can't have a guy movie starring patrick swayze its just not right.leave patrick and his ladyboy looks to the housewives of the world

[EBastard]

Brilliant response,paul.

Here's a list of the greatest ultimate GUY films:

1.Every Paul Verhoven film except Hollow Man
2.Every James Cameron flim except Titanic
3.Every Bond film except "The World Is Not Enough"(The worst one,IMO.)
4.Every Sam Raimi flick except "For Love Of The Game" and "The Gift"...wait a minute...whoops,that had Cutie Holmes tits in it...ok,every Sam Raimi flick!
5.Every Tony Scott film

[PorcheRacer]

From Dusk Till Dawn
The Hunger (lesbian vampire movie)
Top Gun
Beverly Hills Cop II
Revenge (sex thriller w/ Kevin Costner)
Days Of Thunder
The Last Boy Scout
True Romance
Crimson Tide
The Fan
Enemy Of The State
Spy Game
Robocop
Showgirls
Starship Troopers
Evil Dead
Crimewave
Evil Dead 2
Darkman
Army Of Darkness
The Quick & The Dead
The Gift
Spider-Man
James Bond Movies
True Lies
Terminator 2
The Abyss
Aliens
The Terminator
Pirhana 2
Roadhouse
The Fast & The Furious
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Snatch
Swingers
Re-Animator
The French Connection
Reservoir Dogs
Total Recall
Predator
Porky's
Animal House
Basic Instinct
Matrix
Vampires
Swordfish
Die Hard
Speed
American Pie

Pretty comprehensive list there. Vote using these titles. One vote per person.

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[Gandalf the Grey]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by EBastard:
[B]Brilliant response,paul.

Here's a list of the greatest ultimate GUY films:

2.Every James Cameron flim except Titanic

Just a question. Even "Piranha 2: The Spawning"?

[PorcheRacer]

Bump

[ColinM]

Fight Club came to mind for me when I saw the title.

[PorcheRacer]

Thank-you for the 1st offical vote, Colin.

So, Fight Club is leading with 1 vote.

[Weapon X]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by EBastard:
1.Every Paul Verhoven film except Hollow Man</font>

Say WHAT? Hollow Man had blood and guts, fights, explosions, and Rhona Mitra's more than ample chest assets. Sounds like a guy's movie to me.

[EBastard]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Weapon X:
Say WHAT? Hollow Man had blood and guts, fights, explosions, and Rhona Mitra's more than ample chest assets. Sounds like a guy's movie to me.</font>I just thought it wasn't his best.And that only GOOD B,G,and T&A belonged up there,that's all.


[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gandalf the Grey:
"Just a question. Even "Piranha 2: The Spawning"?"

Dammit,I was hoping nobody was gonna mention that one.Ok...every James Cameron film except "Piranha 2:The Spawning"!

[Grebdron]

Snatch!!

Even the title. This was a great flick. And, they made Brad Pitt as ugly as humanly possible.(10/10)

[PorcheRacer]

The list is permanent now. No changes. So, Pirhana 2: The Spawning, is in contention for the coveted Ultimate GUY Movie Award.

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[MikeyB]

Total Recall

[PorcheRacer]

Just trying to keep this on top.

[brandon918]

THE ROCK

Thats all i have to say!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PorcheRacer]

From Dusk Till Dawn
The Hunger (lesbian vampire movie)
Top Gun
Beverly Hills Cop II
Revenge (sex thriller w/ Kevin Costner)
Days Of Thunder
The Last Boy Scout
True Romance
Crimson Tide
The Fan
Enemy Of The State
Spy Game
Robocop
Showgirls
Starship Troopers
Evil Dead
Crimewave
Evil Dead 2
Darkman
Army Of Darkness
The Quick & The Dead
The Gift
Spider-Man
James Bond Movies
True Lies
Terminator 2
The Abyss
Aliens
The Terminator
Pirhana 2
Roadhouse
The Fast & The Furious
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Snatch
Swingers
Re-Animator
The French Connection
Reservoir Dogs
Total Recall
Predator
Porky's
Animal House
Basic Instinct
Matrix
Vampires
Swordfish
Die Hard
Speed
American Pie

You have to pick of this list.

[APzombie]

I think Die Hard is probobly the one which got the most votes (including mine).

I never seen nor heard of a woman seeing Robocop though...

[Antonio]

RESERVOIR DOGS

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by APzombie:
I never seen nor heard of a woman seeing Robocop though...</font>

Where the fuck do you people live...?

Seriously...I'm stunned!

[PorcheRacer]

I'll post the list on this page too to keep people from going back and fourth.

From Dusk Till Dawn
The Hunger (lesbian vampire movie)
Top Gun
Beverly Hills Cop II
Revenge (sex thriller w/ Kevin Costner)
Days Of Thunder
The Last Boy Scout
True Romance
Crimson Tide
The Fan
Enemy Of The State
Spy Game
Robocop
Showgirls
Starship Troopers
Evil Dead
Crimewave
Evil Dead 2
Darkman
Army Of Darkness
The Quick & The Dead
The Gift
Spider-Man
James Bond Movies
True Lies
Terminator 2
The Abyss
Aliens
The Terminator
Pirhana 2
Roadhouse
The Fast & The Furious
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Snatch
Swingers
Re-Animator
The French Connection
Reservoir Dogs
Total Recall
Predator
Porky's
Animal House
Basic Instinct
Matrix
Vampires
Swordfish
Die Hard
Speed
American Pie

[MuzzleBlast]

I can't BELIEVE no one has mentioned The Wild Bunch yet!

[PorcheRacer]

The Wild Bunch isn't on the list. If your going to respond read the rules.

[MikeyB]

PEOPLE, if you're going to respond to the question read from the list!