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Badbird 12-31-2006 12:11 AM

Literary Review's "Worst Sex Scene" of 2006
 
The title says it all. Every year these guys pick a particularly bad sex scene (or scenes) from a book and give it this award. The winner of 2006 was okay, but some of the past winners are so histerically cringe inducing that it's unbelievable they were published in the first place.

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one_crow_sorrow 12-31-2006 12:21 AM

Hahaha, 2005's winner is absolutely ridiculous.

2003's is even more so.

Jim H 01-01-2007 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
Hahaha, 2005's winner is absolutely ridiculous.

2003's is even more so.

2003s is SECOND PERSON. Man....

KcMsterpce 01-01-2007 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Jim H
2003s is SECOND PERSON. Man....
Yeah, I SWEAR that's a passage from the latest "Choose Your Own Adventure" story... :D

She sandwiches your nozzle between her tits, massaging it with a slow rhythm. ... Your palms are holding her neck and thumbs are at her ears regulating the speed of her head as she swallows and then sucks up your machinery.

I can't begin to describe how sensual that is.

Buck Turgidson 01-02-2007 03:21 AM

Maybe "Aniruddha Bahal" is a pseudonym for Jame Gumb.


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