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Lindsey 06-19-2008 01:07 PM

Damn! Angelina Jolie Gets Frisky with a Horse
 
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/n...se06160801.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/n...se06160802.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/n...se06160803.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/n...se06160804.jpg

Hot or not? She has a stunning body for sure, but I'm not sure about the horse. Billy Bob also has this to say:

(From Bastardly)
Quote:

Angelina Jolie is going through a "high school phase" by dating Brad Pitt, her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has claimed. The actor-and-singer has mocked Angelina's relationship with Brad, insisting his ex-wife will soon "wake up" and leave him.

Billy Bob said: "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time." He added at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters: "Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though." Billy Bob married Angelina in 2000 after they met on the movie set for 'Pushing Tin'.

SweetEnLow 06-19-2008 01:14 PM

That's just weird. lol

bourahioro 06-19-2008 01:14 PM

Wow - Angelina's insanity knows no bounds - though I suppose at least the didn't have the horse's cock down her throat or something like that.

LordSimen 06-19-2008 01:18 PM

Does this mean that, perhaps, Angelina may be a... Lesbian?


http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...ere-qDuQfP.jpg


Hmm... ;):p:D

Lindsey 06-19-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bourahioro (Post 2783533)
I suppose at least the didn't have the horse's cock down her throat or something like that.

Those are actually the missing photos we never got to see... They're probably hanging on her bedroom wall.

D.B. Cooper 06-19-2008 01:32 PM

Lucky Horse. Hee-Haa

Kings-Rook1 06-19-2008 01:32 PM

Oh damn, I didn't even notice the horse...lucky damn horse.

zombievictim 06-19-2008 01:46 PM

Dammit, had to go ruin a perfectly fine thread with fucking horse face!

D.B. Cooper 06-19-2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombievictim (Post 2783575)
Dammit, had to go ruin a perfectly fine thread with fucking horse face!

Sarah Jessica is probably the only horse i would get up on though. Giddy up.

Addi88 06-19-2008 01:58 PM

HORSE! WATCH OUT! SHE HAS A HISTORY OF ANIMAL ABUSE! RUN, HORSE!!!

*ahem* um.....lucky horse?

therealjohng 06-19-2008 03:59 PM

I forgot how big her tits are.

Moviefan1234 06-19-2008 04:11 PM

Oh my God. I don't think it's possible for anyone to be any hotter than Angelina Jolie.

Le_Big_Mac 06-19-2008 04:19 PM

A photo shoot like this seems more fit for Viggo Mortenson.

Kings-Rook1 06-19-2008 04:32 PM

And the horse was never the same...
http://www.horse-supplies.org/funny-horse-picture-1.jpg

electriclite 06-19-2008 04:51 PM

I think I remember this shoot. it was for Rolling Stone magazine a while back. When she was still married to Billy Bob, as the tattoo on her arm clearly shows.

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...0275845_lg.jpg

Anyone else notice, her arms looked less emaciated back then?

EvilHenchman 06-19-2008 05:04 PM

I guess BBT would know something about waking up and leaving one's spouse. Dude's been married like five times. Right?

KcMsterpce 06-19-2008 05:06 PM

It doesn't look like she's one that promotes cruelty to animals to me. :D

echo_bravo 06-19-2008 05:21 PM

Lets hope she didnt kill that horse like her poor dog.

Juliet Bravo 06-19-2008 10:03 PM

I think the photos are hot. Sexy>bestial.

MoovEDude 06-21-2008 09:58 AM

Nothing says skank more than a woman with a cross tattooed on her body acting like a um...oh yeah..skank :cool:

Brando @$$ Fat 06-21-2008 10:17 AM

Beastiality is one of the hottest things ever and you all know it.

jeo4 06-21-2008 04:15 PM

One's a horse, the other's a jackass. Nothing to see here.

God of War 06-24-2008 08:11 AM

What a stupid attention-seeking whore. Angelina Beastiality Jolie. Although it comes as no surprise. What's next, Animal porn? Maybe she should have sex with a pack of dogs, because she is one. As for the horse, I bet she's taken the full length in her ugly gob. Hence her bigass ugly lips being put to good use. I think that far too many people are blinded by this woman's appearance. She... is... a... FUCKHEAD. :)

Homyrrh 06-24-2008 08:45 AM

The irony of the Billy Bob Thornton quote and the tat on her left arm is rather entertaining.

Wouldn't mind being on the set though...

rocknblues81 07-29-2008 11:47 AM

Problem? No way. She can get frisky with the horse all day and I'll watch. As long as it's not any woman I date or anybody I know. But I'll watch her degrade herself if that is what she chooses to do. If I caught my wife or GF giving the animal love, I'd be pissed since I actually have to sleep with the woman. But I have Randals (the dude from Clerks II) view of this. So I give a two thumbs up.

Big ass ugly lips? In no way are her lips ugly, and the naysayers would likely say the same thing if her lips were wrapped around your cock. When I hear about dudes dissing nice round butts and thicker lips it makes me wonder if their not really gay. Not saying there is anything wrong with that. But why wouldn't you want a hot woman that also has full lips? Makes no sense to me.

Preston_79 07-29-2008 11:54 AM

What the fuck is with the Sara Jessica Parker pic? Damn thing looks like a stomped out cigarette butt.

rocknblues81 07-29-2008 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preston_79 (Post 2821463)
What the fuck is with the Sara Jessica Parker pic? Damn thing looks like a stomped out cigarette butt.



:D

a7xfan 07-29-2008 05:05 PM

Brad Pitt is the luckiest motherfucker on the planet!

cock

Lawgick 07-29-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God of War (Post 2787347)
What a stupid attention-seeking whore. Angelina Beastiality Jolie. Although it comes as no surprise. What's next, Animal porn? Maybe she should have sex with a pack of dogs, because she is one. As for the horse, I bet she's taken the full length in her ugly gob. Hence her bigass ugly lips being put to good use. I think that far too many people are blinded by this woman's appearance. She... is... a... FUCKHEAD. :)

Wooaaah there Wilber. Calm down, breathe....

ok now repeat after me:

"It's just a few pictures..."

"I don't even know this woman..."

"A horse is a horse..."

"Of course, Of Course..."

"I have my own life or should get one..."

"Celebrities are just people..."

"Just People..."


Very Good!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...s/applause.gif

AshleysDad 07-29-2008 08:20 PM

Hot!!!!!!!!!!11 Weird, but hot. She loves to shock.

ActionFan81 07-17-2012 09:05 AM

W.T.F..?!?

AspectRatio1986 07-17-2012 10:24 AM

EPIC BUMP! It's funny looking back now that Billy Bob was her high school phase.

Dirtyfrog 07-17-2012 11:04 AM

Holy thread resurrection Batman !!

magjournal 07-17-2012 04:37 PM

Night of the Living Thread right here.

She definitely looked a lot hotter back in the day. Nowadays her face looks stiff and cold. I'd still bang her though, I'm just sayin', she seemed a lot livelier years ago. Never have I wanted to be a horse so much.

Bondgirl 07-17-2012 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSimen (Post 2783538)
Does this mean that, perhaps, Angelina may be a... Lesbian?





Hmm... ;):p:D

I relmeber hearing some time ago that she has had sex with a woman

The pictures of Angelina here is sad that she has to go to this lenth to get noticed

Her acting career is quite non exsistent these days and she could do better things than this

Not a very smart woman in my eyes

echo_bravo 07-18-2012 02:41 PM

I miss Lindsey

AspectRatio1986 07-18-2012 04:21 PM

Where'd she go after nearly 9,000 posts? :confused:

Badbird 07-18-2012 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AspectRatio1986 (Post 3577334)
Where'd she go after nearly 9,000 posts? :confused:

Probably hanging out with The Heart Collector and Madsen

Erroneous 07-19-2012 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.B. Cooper (Post 2783591)
Sarah Jessica is probably the only horse i would get up on though. Giddy up.

Funny





I think Jolie liked to do this to try and shock people. That or she is just a nut bag. I am betting on the shock and awe.

jaw2929 07-22-2012 06:53 PM

I can't stand this lunatic cunt. Fuck her! Stupid bitch.


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