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God of War 01-07-2012 07:04 PM

I Hate Len Wiseman! (small rant)
 
Short rant here. And most probably old news as well. But I really hate Len Wiseman. He gets to pork his fork in this all of the time. See below pic for further details :mad:

:p

MisoGenie 01-07-2012 08:51 PM

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God of War 01-07-2012 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisoGenie (Post 3500104)
Image didn't show. :(

Apologies, brother.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploa...call-Set-1.jpg

Natty 01-07-2012 09:07 PM

Yeah, it sucks that he poached her from the more talented Michael Sheen after he had an 8 year relationship with Beckinsale (plus Wiseman had a marriage of his own). :(

ilovemovies 01-08-2012 01:19 AM

A person's love life is their own business so I couldn't care less about him "stealing" Beckinsale away from Sheen. Besides, it didn't happen like that, at least that is what Beckinsale says. Do you think Sheen would continue to do work with Wiseman in the Underworld movies if that is what had happened?

All I care about is the movies that a filmmaker makes and thus far, between the Underworld movies and Live Free or Die Hard, Len Wiseman is cool with me!

God of War 01-08-2012 01:24 AM

No..no. NO!

Len Wiseman SUX! Why does he suck? Because (as stated in my opening post). He gets to pork Katy when ever he wants to.
Get some pork on your fork, Lenny. Asshole. Share the wealth already. This topic is about Katy being hot property.

Get it now? :p

echo_bravo 01-08-2012 02:32 PM

He's way more better looking than I am and is banging Kate Beckinsale....oh and his movies suck too.
Fuck him.

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/imag...le_400X400.jpg

razgriz21 01-09-2012 09:48 PM

Let's see Len Wiseman's crimes:

-A PG-13 Die Hard
-A PG-13 Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell

This "director" has no balls.

Digifruitella 01-09-2012 10:16 PM

I don't think Recall is rated yet, but you can't expect an R these days anyway.

But as far as Die Hard 4 goes - despite being rated PG13 - I dug the film.

ilovemovies 01-09-2012 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by razgriz21 (Post 3501048)
Let's see Len Wiseman's crimes:

-A PG-13 Die Hard
-A PG-13 Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell

This "director" has no balls.


Watch Underworld: Evolution. I was actually surprised by how violent and gory that movie was!

The warewolve scenes were FUCKING AWESOME!

MisoGenie 01-10-2012 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by razgriz21 (Post 3501048)
Let's see Len Wiseman's crimes:

-A PG-13 Die Hard
-A PG-13 Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell

This "director" has no balls.

Pretty much the reason that I hate Len Wiseman. I think that Underworld sucks, too.

DickJones 01-18-2012 07:46 PM

Underworld sucks.

DaveyJoeG 01-18-2012 10:12 PM

Underworld sucks.

MikeMovie 01-18-2012 10:25 PM

dlrowrednU skcuS.

Tony_Montana 01-19-2012 08:12 AM

Not a fan of Underworld.

DickJones 01-19-2012 08:28 AM

Let me elaborate on my earlier post. When I think of the Underworld series I think of wasted potential.

The story of the first one was by far it's biggest fault. A vampire/werewolf hybrid? Really?!?!?! It would have been much better just keeping to the war with the werewolves gaining the upper hand after so many centuries of getting beat down.

MovieMaster 01-19-2012 09:24 AM

Not a fan myself. He is like the Nickleback of directing. Really mediocre at best but somehow keeps putting out hits and banging hot chicks. Blows my mind.

DaveyJoeG 01-19-2012 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MovieMaster (Post 3505332)
Not a fan myself. He is like the Nickleback of directing. Really mediocre at best but somehow keeps putting out hits and banging hot chicks. Blows my mind.

That's actually a brilliant analogy. He's mediocre in every way. There's no daring sense of creativity that shows he's an actual artist. Just a director-for-hire using blue filters and watering down franchises until the studio feels they're safe enough for a mass audience.

God of War 01-19-2012 05:14 PM

Guyz. My rant isn't about the underworld movies or wiseman. It's about the fact that he get's bone Katy. And that's all there is to it lol

:p

fixedMind 01-19-2012 05:24 PM

The original Underworld ROCKS!!!
Suck it!

ilovemovies 01-20-2012 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fixedMind (Post 3505578)
The original Underworld ROCKS!!!
Suck it!

I actually like all 3 of them. In fact, not too long ago, when I watched the second film for the first time in a while, I was surprised by two things: a) how good it was and b) how violent and gory it was. It's a pretty hard R actually. You got scenes where the warewolves are tearing their mouths apart! :eek:

DaveyJoeG 01-20-2012 10:00 AM

The first Underworld is why I started avoiding Len Wiseman movies. Haven't seen one since!

razgriz21 04-01-2012 10:38 PM

Saw the trailer for Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake.

For shame. This guy is like Paul W.S. Anderson.

Digifruitella 04-01-2012 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisoGenie (Post 3501270)
Pretty much the reason that I hate Len Wiseman. I think that Underworld sucks, too.

Kinda not fair to hate on a director that had all the intentions of making an R rated Die Hard film, with the backing of Bruce Willis (more known) but to which the studio had the final say. His previous two directing efforts weren't PG13. Rating, no rating. The guy isn't horrible.

jaw2929 04-01-2012 11:45 PM

Fuck Len Wiseman. I'd LIKE to fuck Beckinsale though too.

Digifruitella 04-01-2012 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaw2929 (Post 3537080)
Fuck Len Wiseman. I'd LIKE to fuck Beckinsale though too.

You...you mean you'd fuck Len first then Beckinsale?

razgriz21 04-02-2012 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Digifruitella (Post 3537074)
Kinda not fair to hate on a director that had all the intentions of making an R rated Die Hard film, with the backing of Bruce Willis (more known) but to which the studio had the final say. His previous two directing efforts weren't PG13. Rating, no rating. The guy isn't horrible.

Len is just a studio director with no vision.

He rips off other directors and will gladly take a dump on a good movie series (Die Hard)


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