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echo_bravo 08-03-2012 03:45 PM

John Mayer gets more pussy than you
 
Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and now Katy Perry.

Damn I knew I should of learned how to play the guitar.:(

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/02/katy-p...nt-hotel-date/

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En...lc.080112.jpeg

poopontheshoes7 08-03-2012 04:15 PM

I really, really hate this guy:mad:

Darth Kenshin 08-03-2012 04:26 PM

I know a good looking guy when I see one, and I'm fine acknowledging it. No homo. But this guy... I don't get the appeal. If I woke up looking like him tomorrow, I would be pretty upset.

Must be quite the charmer with that guitar. Anyway, can't hate on him. Good for him. He's approaching Derek Jeter territory.

AspectRatio1986 08-03-2012 04:28 PM

That picture of him just makes we wanna punch my computer monitor.

I hate this guy.

AspectRatio1986 08-03-2012 04:29 PM

New thread title suggestion:

"John Mayer is more of a pussy than you"

Tweek 08-03-2012 04:45 PM

John Mayer grosses me out.

magjournal 08-03-2012 05:05 PM

John Mayer is such a misogynistic dickhole. I don't see the appeal in him.

scottmushroom 08-03-2012 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poopontheshoes7 (Post 3583594)
I really, really hate this guy:mad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by magjournal (Post 3583610)
John Mayer is such a misogynistic dickhole. I don't see the appeal in him.

I don't need to elaborate what has already been said

Darth Kenshin 08-03-2012 07:52 PM

On a positive note, how pretty is Katy Perry when she's just plain? No weird outfits, no stupid hats, no Tim Burton makeup. She's absolutely gorgeous in that picture.

jaw2929 08-03-2012 10:02 PM

Fuck that prick.

Bondgirl 08-03-2012 10:13 PM

Taylour Swift dedicated a song to John and he was not happy about it

This guy is a dickhead and hopefully alot of the women he is getting at the momnet will learn he is a no hoper and a user of women

Ah here is the song she wrote it is called Dear John

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx2dlDOdrJ0

kobe8byrant 08-03-2012 10:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHsCGwH7P6g

As long as he continues writing songs like this, he can get as much pussy as he wants :D

Bondgirl 08-03-2012 11:09 PM

Ah it is a shame that a womans vagina is always refered to the furry cat

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dedcXqzPdx...2-1024-768.jpg

KcMsterpce 08-03-2012 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Kenshin (Post 3583600)
I know a good looking guy when I see one, and I'm fine acknowledging it. No homo. But this guy... I don't get the appeal. If I woke up looking like him tomorrow, I would be pretty upset.

Ditto.
I'm not the hottest guy out there (pretty close), but so many times I see a dude with a hotass super-fine chick and I'm like "wow, what a lucky dude. I'm still glad I'm not him, though." I just think many guys are either a) just plain not attractive, or b) pretty handsome but in a very generic and predictable way.
I think this many times.

This guy, though... I hate pretty much everything about him. Even as a musician he doesn't impress me. He plays guitar like I do when I'm bored and not expanding my creativity whatsoever. I could literally pick up my guitar right now and do his shit, yet many say he's "great". I disagree. But then again he's banging all these celebrities and has tens/hundreds of millions of dollars, thus increasing the pussy-to-prick (literally and figuratively) ratio exponentially.

Bondgirl 08-03-2012 11:42 PM

But what these women dont understand is John is only using them for sex

As soon as he dips it in he is off with another woman

Even taylour Swift didnt repect him in the end

Well did you know that half of the time a woman prefers a average guy to a goodlooking man..

electriclite 08-03-2012 11:49 PM

Is he trying to look like Jack Black with that hair? Is he hoping someone mistakes him for someone with creativity, talent and epic guitar hooks?

Cause its not happening.

Bondgirl 08-03-2012 11:53 PM

One thing l can say is that image of him up above shows a ugly man

i just dont get what women see in him

If l had a chance to date him l would say no

bigred760 08-04-2012 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bondgirl (Post 3583709)
One thing l can say is that image of him up above shows a ugly man

http://static.wetpaint.me/ai/ROOT/ph.../104359826.jpg
http://images.zap2it.com/images/cele...k-jagger-1.jpg
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...rty-xQsUdF.jpg

These guys can pretty much get any tail they want. I doubt it's because of their looks.

ilovemovies 08-04-2012 12:48 AM

Yeah, but those guys are legends. Those guys are awesome musicians. John Meyer? Meh.

bigred760 08-04-2012 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemovies (Post 3583724)
Yeah, but those guys are legends. Those guys are awesome musicians. John Meyer? Meh.

Actually, I don't think any of them play a musical instrument (Tyler - the harmonica, maybe). They're just the singers. Mayer maybe not be a legend, but he's a famous musician.

My point was that their looks have nothing to do with it.

The Postmaster General 08-04-2012 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by electriclite (Post 3583708)
Is he trying to look like Jack Black with that hair? Is he hoping someone mistakes him for someone with creativity, talent and epic guitar hooks?

Cause its not happening.



I was thinking Tiny Tim.

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/t...m/portrait.jpg

AceD 08-04-2012 03:51 AM

Mayer's talent is absolutely unquestionable. He might be the best guitar player alive right now.

Plus... do we still not understand that the ladies aren't swayed by looks in the same way most dudes are?

creekin111 08-04-2012 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AceD (Post 3583744)
Mayer's talent is absolutely unquestionable. He might be the best guitar player alive right now.

Plus... do we still not understand that the ladies aren't swayed by looks in the same way most dudes are?

They love piles and piles and piles of money even if they themselves have piles and piles of money.

RustyRazor 08-04-2012 09:03 AM

He gets more pussy than me cause he's a giant douchebag.
Can't compete with that, wouldn't want to.

Tweek 08-04-2012 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustyRazor (Post 3583792)
He gets more pussy than me cause he's a giant douchebag.
Can't compete with that, wouldn't want to.

He is a giant douche, but I think his fame is more to blame here. I doubt he'd be doing nearly as well otherwise.

He looks like he doesn't bathe for weeks at a time. And he probably has a whole bunch of STDs, most of which have been discovered in him.

BadCoverVersion 08-04-2012 11:15 AM

Rod Stewart was absolutely stunning in his prime and he seems like a top guy.

Meyer looks and acts like a massive tool and his music is gash.

rocknblues81 08-04-2012 01:58 PM

He is a douche and Joe Bonamassa is a better guitarist.

Tweek 08-04-2012 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred760 (Post 3583727)
Actually, I don't think any of them play a musical instrument (Tyler - the harmonica, maybe). They're just the singers. Mayer maybe not be a legend, but he's a famous musician.

My point was that their looks have nothing to do with it.

Tyler and Jagger wrote/co-wrote a lot of their songs.



Quote:

Originally Posted by BadCoverVersion (Post 3583835)
Meyer looks and acts like a massive tool and his music is gash.

Yep.

anakinsrise 08-04-2012 03:31 PM

It must be that giant, Janis Joplin, hippie hat he's been wearing lately that appeals to the ladies

hoojib127 08-04-2012 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AceD (Post 3583744)
Mayer's talent is absolutely unquestionable. He might be the best guitar player alive right now.

Plus... do we still not understand that the ladies aren't swayed by looks in the same way most dudes are?

Jagger plays harmonica, guitar and keyboards, BTW, in addition to writing or co-writing the vast majority of his songs from both The Stones and his solo career. Stewart could play the guitar once upon a time, but knows of he's even bothered as he's gradually become a parody of himself over the last 25-30 years? : /

Darth Kenshin 08-04-2012 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AceD (Post 3583744)
Mayer's talent is absolutely unquestionable. He might be the best guitar player alive right now.

By "alive," I assume you mean "still releasing new music," because last I checked, Eric Clapton, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, BB King, etc. are still alive.

Brando @$$ Fat 08-05-2012 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Postmaster General (Post 3583734)

Greatest reference ever made to anything ever. EVER.

AceD 08-05-2012 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Kenshin (Post 3584011)
By "alive," I assume you mean "still releasing new music," because last I checked, Eric Clapton, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, BB King, etc. are still alive.

I think Mayer's better than some of those (and I'm not a fan of his music), but yes, to your overall point that is what I meant to say... he's the best current artist/best today (as in August 4th 2012) in the sense that the skills of Clapton, for example, have diminished to some degree. I don't think Mayer has reached that sort of peak.

rocknblues81 08-05-2012 05:03 PM

I prefer a blues rockers that have a bit more swagger and presence as opposed to these harmless poppy college rock/blues rock guys like Mayer.

I'll say this, I understand why he works for his fans. He has a "pretty" voice.

SkyNet 08-05-2012 08:14 PM

ya... just check out Paul Waggoner from Between The Buried and Me and you will hear a guitarist that blows Mayer out of the water. Same with Kirk Hammet from Metallica.

Mayer is a good guitar player definitely, but his skills are those of most any person who has been playing, he doesn't step out and do anything memorable. He is just a dude who can play guitar good, same way most people cqan who have been playing that long. He just caught a break.

but on the vagina front, dude gets some very attractive ladies (although I have never found the appeal of Taylor Swift... she is annoying and not very attractive) but Jennifer Aniston, Minka Kelly, Jen Love Hewitt.. well played sir!

Nivekian 08-07-2012 11:23 PM

Mayer comes off as a huge douche, but I fault the women who climb into his bed. They may be hot, but in hooking up with him do not come off as too bright.

And whoever said he is the greatest guitar player alive, you need an ear check and a bit more exposure to more guitar related music.

RustyRazor 08-09-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tweek (Post 3583833)
He is a giant douche, but I think his fame is more to blame here. I doubt he'd be doing nearly as well otherwise.

He looks like he doesn't bathe for weeks at a time. And he probably has a whole bunch of STDs, most of which have been discovered in him.

Ha! A petri dish with a guitar!
Nice visual.
Katy Perry beware. He's a firework, all right.

SL Dubbs 08-09-2012 03:17 PM

John Mayer is a flaming vagina sack.

rocknblues81 08-09-2012 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nivekian (Post 3585022)
Mayer comes off as a huge douche, but I fault the women who climb into his bed. They may be hot, but in hooking up with him do not come off as too bright.

And whoever said he is the greatest guitar player alive, you need an ear check and a bit more exposure to more guitar related music.

I'd rather watch Joe play any day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiw1XAb8G9A

Yeah, I know... He plays fast and some people consider that shallow guitar wanking. I'll still take it over John's college/blues rock act.

SL Dubbs 11-03-2012 04:06 PM

keep in mind that these C level looking girls he fucks(6-7's)are only made out to be hotter because of their millionaire celebrity life and status. I could walk to a local university with in a 4 block radius probably run into about 20 hotter girls then anything listed.

Gene simmons was put on a lie detector claiming he's fucked well over 4,000 women.

John Holmes has said between the orgy's, hookers, girls on tape and fucks in general he's fucked over 14,000

and the grand daddy Chamberlain has claimed 20,000. It's really not that far stretch of the imagination when Mickey Rourke was out having orgy's with 14 women in a European brothel in one night.

John Mayer is small fish.

I've managed to fuck my way into the triple digit club by the time I hit my early 20's. I actually tallied up the girls I've been with, with a friend. Thank god my wife doesn't know any of that. I would definatley have to say it is quality over quantity though.


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