Branded
 

Directed by: a couple of assholes

Starring: Max Von Sydow (Who must be going senile) and a bunch of people who needed the work.

Don't subject yourself to this retarted movie, stay home and watch a Uwe Boll movie instead. All of the trippy visuals you saw in the trailer come in the last half hour and are completely pointless and stupid. It's about the evils of advertising and fast food or something, I don't know. I never, ever leave a movie early but I walked out with probably 10 minutes left and wished I was smart enough to go earlier.

I laughed at the SFX in the trailer,i will wait for this to hit late night cable.

Can you say ham-fisted message?

Is this that Mad Cow movie?

Why would you watch that much of a movie and THEN walk out?!

Once you hit that point, wouldn't you just wait it out til the end!

Especially when he said all the trippy visuals are in the last half an hour. So, going by what he said, he only saw about twenty minutes of the last trippy visuals. So, why not get the last ten minutes in? And how does he know there were thirty minutes of trippy visuals at the end? Especially if he only saw twenty of them.

:p

When I first saw the trailer, I thought it was some kind of joke (it was on G4, after all). But once I figured out it was for real, I couldn't believe any of the companies shown in the movie actually agreed to be in it. And then I realized that no publicity is bad publicity. So even if that Coke sign is trying to kill you, just remember that nothing quenches your thirst like an ice-cold Coca-Cola.