Jon Hamm photographed smuggling small animal...
 

inside his pants apparently. :D

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It appears Mr. Hamm does live up to his name.

Indeed.
I was going to say where's the beef. But he's hamming it up just fine. And what's more, she knows it too. look at her face.
I guess he'll be getting a pork sandwich later. Ham, beef, pork. It's a meat market out there. Fat sausage, bitch?

Holy shit, how big is that animal? Look like it's suffocating.

The Hammster!

Hamm... the other white meat.

Hammaloney!

She be glazing the hamm like it was Thanksgiving.

If those are his balls in the first picture...holy shit would I hate to have such low hanging fruit. You pop one if you sit too fast!

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I can see his penis!

Ah geez he has a huge erection in those pants of his

It looks as if his tiger snake is wanting a quick feed

Geez it makes me what to get out the whip and hit it

Funniest thread I've seen on here in a while! Great title btw!

You know, I honestly did expect to see Hamm snuggling up with a cute puppy or a lion cub or SOMETHING to that effect.

That being said, hey, Johnny, wanna HANG out?

Same here. I thought he was going to have a miniature dog in his jacket or something.

You misspelled vagina. I fixed it for you.

Hammbone!

The Big Tease

Derek Draper-across-your-chest

Mad Men (both of them)

Hammfisted!

The Hammer is his penis indeed.

Well, you've effectively just used the rest of the puns, so thanks for hogging. (hogging, 'cuz like a pig 'cuz like ham)

Thankyou

But l dont remember posting that on this thread

Do you see the last line l wrote here it does not mention vagina in it it

I said l wanted to whit the old fellow