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Taylor Swift is allegedly not a fan of uncut cocks
Gotta love the National Enquirer.
Now here’s the REAL story, told in the non-naughtiest way I know how: Harry broke it off himself because, he told pals, he was “sick and tired of Taylor nagging him about clipping his...” er,...well, his...er, untrimmed whatsit! Said my source close to Styles: “Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery!” But from the very first time Taylor brought it up...er, mentioned it, “Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get...snipped!” http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...styles-467.jpg http://www.nationalenquirer.com/mike...es-got-snipped |
It's so hot reading Taylor Swift and cocks in one sentence
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I don't believe this. Any girl who's experienced an uncircumcised penis knows they are superior to those that are nipped. Sad that we live in a world where women are encouraged to prefer a mutilated penis over the one God intended.
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Well, if anything, this'll make for a weird song on her next album.
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It's really no wonder Taylor Swift cant keep a man. She's a prude AND an idiot, to go with nagging and annoying.
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Oh so the man was not well trimmed
I thought most of you guys would keep this area neat and tidy as it seems to be the done thing these days |
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Yeah when most us guys hear that from a chick we flock to home depot to get some rubber gloves and some pruning shears, then stop to get copius amounts of drugs and booze to deal with the pain of cutting of our own foreskin. Pubes |
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I can see why he broke it off. I'm sure that whenever she gave him a blowjob, he must've had the thought in the back of his mind that she was tempted to bite down really hard. |
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I've read that people circumcised to keep their kids dick clean? Well, we have showers now and soap so better to just teach your kid to clean his dick than be lazy and cut the end off. You teach your kid to brush his teach, you don't just pull them all out because he might get cavities. I've also heard that in the late 1800's people liked circumcision because they thought it would discourage masturbating. Now days it just makes no sense. |
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You've posted some...unwise things over the years, but this is legendary--and not in a good way. |
Seems like Taylor Swift isn't a fan of anything with a cock in general.
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Maybe she will make a song about it. Stay tuned
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-A verse from Swift's upcoming single "Uncut". |
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Drew Brees should have used this against him.
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I know alot of guys expect women to shave off all there pubic hair or have there in a well trimmed style I have to say that it is not what is down under it is what you have above the vagina or peenis and ball area I heard all this shaving and trimming came from porno films it makes me laugh sometimes |
Bondgirl, I think this is just a simple misunderstanding.
"Uncut" meaning not circumcised. Foreskin left intact. |
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Taylor Swift is allegedly a whiny, annoying bitch. Allegedly.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This whole thread is awesome :)
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Bond Girl being on this forum when she's drunk is like me having my Iphone near me. It's a fucking disaster, but inevitably hilarious.
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Well that is true a few years ago people would give a crap whether you had hair down under but now it is a top thing you have to do to be excepted by a man
I feel this is so over rated that is why l say that men need to look at other things about a woman I beleive that yes you should shave your legs and arm pits but having to shave your vagina is another thing |
lol
foreskin. |
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Who is Taylor Swift?
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Nothing wrong with a shaved muff - Just a little landing strip left so to guide the plane in...
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LOL! Count me as one who prefers it just slightly trimmed. Girls who are worried about foreskin, and guys worried about a bit of hair, you'll be fucking those clam shells in the future, like in Demolition Man. |
Ah l wonder how we got off the subject of pubic hair to a foreskin topic maybe it is time to start of who is uncircumsized and ones who have kept it attatched l bet you guys will not tell lol we are always talking about women or maybe l should put this in the non movie area
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Ummm... Its in the title of the thread: "Taylor Swift is allegedly not a fan of uncut cocks" uncut = uncircumcised. Get it now? |
I know the difference between a man being curcumsized and uncurcumsized getting on the manner of both they say sex is better when a man has been curcumsized but l have to say these days many men do not have there foreskin cut but quite a few years ago it was the norm men in the 50s and 60s were done because in those days they thought it would stop infection
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That's about all I want to say on a public forum but don't believe that. |
It came from diffrent studies but it is up to the person in the relationship to what a woman prefers but l have to admit there must be not that much difference between the two
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Edit as i somehow erased what I wrote her. I didn't even open this box I don't know what happened, i was trying to quote.
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