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skweemkween 08-08-2004 10:56 PM

Olde schmoes (pre-2003); oh Christ, Inside-Out Bear is coming!!!!!
 
For those schmoes that have been posting for at least two years and know what the hell I am talking about, I give you this frightening and cryptic information found this morning on the web. It's happening! It's happening! Run for your lives! Run for your lives!

"About 2,500 fish collected from 260 bodies of water from 1999 to 2001 showed the presence of mercury, the report said. The toxic metal can cause neurological and developmental problems, particularly in young children.

The report was prepared for Clear the Air, a joint campaign of the Clean Air Task Force, the National Environmental Trust and the U.S. Public Interest Research Group. The study recommended more restrictions on mercury emissions from coal-fired power plants.

Seventy-six percent of the fish samples exceeded EPA's mercury exposure limit for children of average weight under the age of three, the report said. And 55 percent contained mercury that exceeded the limit for women of average weight, it said. The report assumed that people in both groups ate fish twice a week."

Don't go in the woods! For God's sakes, don't go in the woods! I ain't steppin' outta my 'burb for all the fucking tea in China!!!

Elgyn 08-09-2004 12:07 AM

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Whatever you do, don`t try to crawl under a chainlink fence when the Inside-Out Bear is chasing you!:D

Scully1888 08-09-2004 02:46 PM

Heh heh heh... My God... My God. :D

C-Desecration- 08-09-2004 03:06 PM

Ha! That's priceless!

*pretends he knows what's going on*

Kaos 08-09-2004 05:13 PM

The scary part of this it that some of the test were conducted in my home state and county of Mercer, PA. It was in the paper a few days ago. So, much for my recipe of Sole, stuffed with shrimp, garlic, and almonds. (Yes, I can cook,:p)

KillerKlown 08-09-2004 06:59 PM

The sooner it happens the better - I love the Inside-out Bear!!

sharkstank 08-09-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KillerKlown
The sooner it happens the better - I love the Inside-out Bear!!
who doesnt

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

skweemkween 08-09-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elgyn
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Whatever you do, don`t try to crawl under a chainlink fence when the Inside-Out Bear is chasing you!:D

NOOOOOOOO!! Dont' remind me!!!! I now have no desire to take that Boundary Waters trip up north I was tentatively planning in September. Fffffffuck that!

Pestilence 08-10-2004 07:19 AM

Never know, skweemkween, you might just end up with your very own little mutant bear cub! You can listen to it all night and day doing "EEEEEEEUUUURRRRAAAGGHHHH! WWWWREEEEEEEEEERRRHHHHH!".

skweemkween 08-10-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pestilence
Never know, skweemkween, you might just end up with your very own little mutant bear cub! You can listen to it all night and day doing "EEEEEEEUUUURRRRAAAGGHHHH! WWWWREEEEEEEEEERRRHHHHH!".
NOOOO!!! I am NOT Talia Shire! I am NOT Talia Shire!
And on top of all that, a local news broadcast interviewed this teenager last night, who 7 yrs ago was attacked and dragged out of his tent by an "abnormal" bear. It was the anniversary of that attack and they interviewed the kid to see how he was doing It was a big deal here 7 yrs ago and sent shivers down my back. Now - ironically - they interviewed him just after I find that 'contaminated fish' article.
Coincidence?...................................... .................................................. ...............................I think not.

Pestilence 08-10-2004 12:03 PM

The title "Prophecy" may be more fitting for this film than we ever knew!!

dun dun DUUNNNNN!!!!

BloodMan 08-10-2004 01:31 PM

FREAKISM!!!!!!!!! :) Best Line Ever!

skweemkween 08-10-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BloodMan
FREAKISM!!!!!!!!! :) Best Line Ever!

My favorite is the term "the OP's" as in "original people."

X-Nightcrawler 08-10-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C-Desecration-
Ha! That's priceless!

*pretends he knows what's going on*

*pretends too*

What are we talking about again?

Gluttony 08-10-2004 04:53 PM

Wow. Frankenheimer must have been reading to much Nostradomus. Hehe. That or maybe he faked his own death, contaminated the water, and attacked a kid in a bear costume in order to boost his movie's infamy... He's probably hanging out on an island with Elvis and Ed Wood Jr. laughing his ass off right now.

jackson13 08-10-2004 05:03 PM

"The horror. The horror."

skweemkween 08-10-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gluttony
[B]Wow. Frankenheimer must have been reading to much Nostradomus. Hehe. That or maybe he faked his own death, contaminated the water, and attacked a kid in a bear costume in order to boost his movie's infamy.{B]


I smell sequel....someone will get wind of all this environmental stuff, the story about the bear, etc., and feel it is long overdue for "environmental horror".....I mean, it is isn't it?

A bunch of teenagers try to hold a LARP campaign outside of Bangor, they encounter conflict with the local Native American tribes looking to expand their pull-tab casino when out-of-nowhere! Strange sleeping bag deaths start to occur - and who should come back to assist them but none other than - Robert
Foxworth returning as Dr. Verne - now a hermit in the woods living like Ted Kaczynski or Nick Nolte on a three-day bender!...yea....he's back see - preparing for the day when Kahtadin returns up from the primordial sludge spilled out in the lakes from the printing presses from all them pull tabs see!...yea...yea.....

I've totally lost it....I know.....that's what happens when you can't sleep....ya can't sleep....cause Kahtadin...see.....

Pestilence 08-10-2004 07:18 PM

That idea is ACTUALLY pure gold.

Only it could be like "Aliens" to Prophecy's "Alien", with massive mutated fish and gophers and things.

"Dear God, it's happening again! They've all got FREAKISM!"

SplatterMaster5 09-13-2012 10:53 PM

Funny video spoof of Prophecy using clips from the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN7DJGGnE_E&feature=plcp

PSU80 09-14-2012 01:20 AM

Um...what???

Dark_One79 09-17-2012 12:38 PM

Ah, memories.

BTW... skweemkween! Haven't talked to you in YEARS!

MisoGenie 09-17-2012 03:46 PM

This Thread should probably just be Locked. What JoBlo once was should never be intersected by what JoBlo now is.

Inglorious 09-19-2012 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisoGenie (Post 3600226)
This Thread should probably just be Locked. What JoBlo once was should never be intersected by what JoBlo now is.

:(

Your post makes me sad.


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