Terror Australis's Terrifyingly Hilariously Horror Caption Game
 

Since there have been a lot caption games as of late, I'm surprised that no one has put one up on this forum. So I've decided to jump on the band wagon and create one for you horror lovin' schmoes.

They rules are simple.

1. Any schmoe can enter (also I'll be inviting the usual suspects to thread as well)

2. I will post a pic every Tuesday (Monday in U.S.) and Friday (Thursday in U.S.).

3. In addition to myself declaring a winner, I will let the schmoes vote on the caption they felt was funniest for each round. As each round ends, the schmoe with the most votes that round wins. The vote will last for the final 24 hours before the end of the round.

5. Most importantly, they must be funny and creative.

So....LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!


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Kingsley didn't know that a alatar boy was getting his revenge.

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Ben: "I said it once, and I'll say it again...Who in the hell touched my Chicken Selects?!?!?"

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Boom mic slips can be very dangerous.*

*look closely.

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Which one of you bastards put Superglue on these pages?

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"But Monsignor, we must call the exterminator. Look at the size of that ladybug by your book!"

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Dude on the left: "Sir? What's wrong??"

Dude with the book: "... I think my laxative just kicked in..."

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Kingsley realizes he left his oven on

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Kingsley: Alfonz. What kind of a person do you take me for?
Alfonz: Uh, I don't know what you mean, Father.
Kingsley: Do I have any special powers that you're aware of?
Alfonz: Uh, not that I'm aware of.
Kingsley: Then would you mind explaining how a blind man such as myself is supposed to read something that IS NOT IN BRAILLE!!!!!!
Alfonz: ....Um, cassette tapes?

Re: Terror Australis's Terrifyingly Hilariously Horror Caption Game
 

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cardinal: okay, genius...you shrunk the Ark of the Covenant, now YOU find the rite to fix it!




Through Like Crue

~darchangel~

SCHMOE VOTE!

I'll be back sometime tomorrow to announce my pick and the schmoe pick, and I'll start the next round tomorrow. Cast your votes!



P.S.

Also, since there hasn't been many in the first round I'll PM some more schmoes to get them to join in as well.

Re: Got a PM!
 

LOL!!!! A guy after my own Ghostbusters lovin' heart!!! :D

:eek:

I hate when the posts go all wonky like that... :(

Got a PM!
 

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Guy with book: It's right here, Ray. It's... looking at me.

Guy on left: He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?

Guy with book: I think he can hear you, Ray.

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Kingsley: "Wait . . . . . who the fuck is Uwe Boll?"

Bateman

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Kingsley finally gets the Bloodrayne script. Unfortunately for him... he'd already signed on.

Thanks to the schmoes who just join on, now it is time to do some voting.


SCHMOES VOTE NOW!!!

someguy

Don't know why. It just got me for some reason.

....
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Stop looking at me!

The Young Son

Mr. Bateman

B1rd_Po0p

KillerKlown

THE WINNER

Great caption Young Son. This was the one that made me laugh the most


THE SCHMOE VOTE WINNER

...with two votes...

Thanks for the Ghostbusters reference Bateman, that's one of my fav films.

HERE'S TODAYS PIC

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Pete Townshend on a field trip.

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Karras: "Geez, did you see what she's wearing?!"

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"Ugh! Look, she's got an outie!"

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"If you slap her on the thigh right there Father, you can ride the wave in."

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Erica and James fail at a home pelvic exam




Through Like Crue

~darchangel~

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Chick with the flashlight: "I think we're gonna need more than Benadryl and Cortisone for this one..."

Shivering Dude: "No kidding! That's a rash from HELL!!"

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Mother: And as you can see Father, the multiple heads growing on her thigh just don't appear to be natural. It's as if - Hey! Are you listening to me?!
Priest: Hmmm? Oh yes, of course. It's just that....your daughter is quite beautiful.
Mother: .............

I won with two votes? LoL
 

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Woman with Flashlight: Look at what happened after my daughter ate one of those Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwiches.

Priest: Fucking Hootie.

LOL @ Mr. Bateman... :D

Re: I won with two votes? LoL
 

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I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH GEICO!!! WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?! I WAS FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES AND NOW LOOK WHAT THAT FUCKING GECKO DID!

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Woman: "OMG!1! 5@T@N H@5 @ V@g1N15!!11! OMG LOLOLOLOL!!!1!"
Priest: "WTF?!1!"

^ A l33t exorcism. Satan got NO GAME.

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"Ugh, another victim of Micheal Jackson."

SCHMOE VOTE!

I'll be back sometime tomorrow to announce my pick and the schmoe pick, and I'll start the next round tomorrow. Cast your votes!

Bateman

Damone