Originally posted by Damone
"If you slap her on the thigh right there Father, you can ride the wave in."
I like this one, for some strange reason everytime I read it always makes me laugh, which is always a good thing. Good going Damone.
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...with three votes.....
Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
Woman with Flashlight: Look at what happened after my daughter ate one of those Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwiches.
Priest: Fucking Hootie.
Great caption, Bateman your on a roll man.