I loved these and also have both books. One of my favorites is when the teacher told the student to take a note to a teacher that didn't exist who taught on a story of the school that didn't exist.
The note was to tell the teacher that their lunch plans were canceled, and then after wondering around for a while, he went back to tell her he couldn't find her, and she thanked him for giving her the note.
Also, what about the kid that always had to go home early because he got his name written on the board so many times. He had to ride the kiddy bus.