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Old 02-06-2008, 11:18 AM
Boardinghouse (1982)

Ha ha ha ha ha. What the fuck is this shit? I couldn't believe what I was watching. It looks like it was probably filmed on a home video camera. Reminiscent of Blood Lake if anyone has ever seen that. You probably haven't.

A boardinghouse is reopened years after some murders were committed there. Then the body count begins again. Sounds simple enough right? Standard 80's fare right? Wrong. This is faaaaar worse than even substandard 80's slashers. This makes The Mutilator and The Prowler seem like achievements in technical wizardry.

The funniest thing is the lead guy. I'm supposed to believe he is such a playboy? The scene where he wears his man bikini was good for a laugh but seriously, you should probably just avoid this one at all costs.

Boardinghouse - 1/10

I never thought I'd be giving out so many 1/10's in all my life.

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.
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