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Old 11-11-2008, 12:35 AM
The priest from Dead-Alive. "I kick arse for the Lord!"

Or Jigsaw. Just so that he can explain to me what really goes through his head when he makes those traps: "Y'know, this isn't about teaching people a lesson. I know that the chances of survival in my traps are one-in-a-million. I just do this so I can tape it and post sauce on 4chan. That, and watching chicks gettin' torn to pieces is fucking hot." Of course, when I wake up, I find that someone's tied ropes around my wrists and ankles, or that there's some weird contraption on my head, or that I'm in a grimy room with a chain around my leg and a hacksaw right next to me, or some other shit that I don't want to talk about on a family site. Which brings me to my next point.....

If you're with a horror movie character, then chances are you're in a horror movie. And you're drinking. I don't want to bore you with the rules, but seriously people.....

.....what the FUCK are you thinking?
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