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Old 06-29-2009, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Heisenberg View Post
I fail to see any proof that Megan Fox is dull and stupid.....and plain.

You might not find the girl attractive, but It's unfair to insult her based on nothing.


*Puts serious hat back on the hanger*
ďIím horrible to live with. I donít clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ďMegan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didnít flush.Ē

- FHM, June 2007

ďI donít want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson Ė who I have nothing against, but I donít want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word Iíve every learned to prove, like, ĎTake me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.í I donít want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that Iím not a retard Ė but I do. And part of it is my own fault.Ē

- Esquire Magazine, June 2009

"High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efronís dad. Itís about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow thereís music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.

- Esquire Magazine, June 2009

ďIf you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, itís likeóyou can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.Ē

- GQ, October 2008

ďI think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But Iím also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that Iíd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.Ē

- Esquire, June 2009

Yeah, she's a regular Ramanujan.
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