Originally Posted by The Postmaster General
Maybe it's hard to explain, but I think it was a skill picked after I had to run hose through a house to fill a water bed. You should see how I pump gas! I have more regiments than a army marching band.
I can imagine. Then again, maybe not. I hate it when pee sprays on the floor.
It's like my nozzle isn't adjusted quite right. Then I get lots of remnants on the floor. Hate that.