What's a conception pill?
Is it like inception, but while awake?
Drives me nuts (hehe NUTS - in a man-sex thread!) every time I see the thread title.
Speaking of nuts...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch.
The bartender says, "Hey did you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate says, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts!"