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Originally Posted by magjournal

Vampires Suck (Jason Friedberg/Aaron Selzter, 2010) F
I hate this movie for pretty much the same reasons I hate all of these recent parody films. The jokes are forced in and hold no relevance to the film. They're just terrible movies.

District 9 (Neill Blomkamp, 2009) A
I really like how the film is initially presented as a documentary. I also think it's cool how the aliens are the oppressed ones instead of the other way around. The aliens look pretty cool and pretty life-like considering the budget. I really wanna see what else Blomkamp can do.

Austin Powers in Goldmember (Jay Roach, 2002) B
This is how a parody should be done. It should parody the aspects of the films, not the scenes themselves. It should actually contain its own jokes, too. This is what the current parody filmmakers don't understand.

Rampage (Uwe Boll, 2009) F
There's no plot, the dialogue is terrible, the camerawork and editing are awful, and the whole concept is just plain stupid. It's almost as if Boll filmed a guy doing what he did after just watching an Uwe Boll movie.

wait...what? Rampage as in Rampage the video game? u know those humans turning into a gorilla and lizard? and destroying buildings?...when did this come out?