View Single Post
  #39  
Old 07-07-2012, 04:26 AM
July is Lasagna Awareness Month

So if anyone says that lasagna isn't given respect, you remind them that we devote an entire month to lasagna.

Other subjects that are "celebrated" in February*:

National Sweet Potato Month
National Boost-Your-Self-Esteem Month
National Canned Food Month
National Hot Breakfast Month
National Snack Food Month
Berry Fresh in the Sunshine State Month
National Dental Month
Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month
Chocolate Lover's Month
Bake for Family Fun Month
Great American Pies Month
North Carolina Sweet Potato Month
National Grapefruit Month
National Cherry Month
National Bird Feeding Month
American Heart Month
American History Month
Creative Romance Month
Human Relations Month


So basically, if you are black, American, a baker, a berry farmer, a person with good hygiene, you feed birds, you return shopping carts, you need a self-esteem boost, like sweet potatoes in or not in North Carolina, like to cosplay on dates, eat oatmeal, eat food from cans --- You have no right to complain about unfair treatment because you have 28 days devoted to you and you alone. 29 every four years!!!



*source
Reply With Quote