Originally Posted by RustyRazor
He gets more pussy than me cause he's a giant douchebag.
Can't compete with that, wouldn't want to.
He is a giant douche, but I think his fame is more to blame here. I doubt he'd be doing nearly as well otherwise.
He looks like he doesn't bathe for weeks at a time. And he probably has a whole bunch of STDs, most of which have been discovered in him.