So this is what failure looks like:
Corporate profits are at an all time high.
Unemployment has steadily decreased along with 30+ straight months of positive job growth.
Stock Market has doubled.
All Big Three auto makers are as strong as they've ever been.
Two ruthless dictators taken down without a single troop on the ground.
Chris Christie practically sucking Obama's cock in the wake of Sandy.
Osama Bin Laden deader than a doornail.
More border agents than ever - and more deportations than ever.
You're right. What a deadbeat.