The Obama Shit List
1.) He is a Muslim extremist disguised as president. Duh.
2.) He wants America to be a third world country. I had some corn beef hash yesterday and it tasted just like the shit they probably eat in Bangladesh. Coincidence?
3.) He is anti-colonialism, the greatest institution of all time (See: King Leopold, Algerian Civil War, apartheid).
4.) He is a dove on national security issues (For the sake of discussion, please don't Google "drones" or "drone strikes" or "military industrial complex under Obama").
5.) His father was Kenyan. KENYAN for Chrissakes!