Originally Posted by echo_bravo
I would eat her ass.
I hope that you're really hungry, because that's alot of eating, dude. Please don't get indigestion.
I also cannot stand the bitch. When she opens her yapper wide, which is almost all of the time, yawning hippos would pale in comparison. It's true. But here's where the irony lays. In order for her to be of any service to me she has to open her mouth. So, it's a no win situation. I have also seen her get angry. She looks like a ruffled razorback on heat when she gets riled. It's so not attractive. And what's even worse is the fact that her voice is more manly than me. Infact, her voice is so striking, if she spoke to a concrete footpath, she would crack it. Other than that she's ok.