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Old 12-10-2012, 08:53 AM
....he gets bad reviews on a movie and it's all over for him?

I'm sure he's sitting around in his villa sitting on a ton of cash, "Moneyball" playing on his big screen TV and thinking:

"Damnit, this fell through. What am I going to do next? Infomercials! Let's see.... Hey there, I'm Brad Pitt. Do you suffer from chronic flatulence and frequent bloating from high acid content meals? Well I've got the solution. Brad's Pits. The pit of the Andalusian Berry has been recently discovered to provide almost instant relief from gas and bloating and I have brought 'em here to the states so everyone can have a great meal without the toots or poots. Brad's Pits. That was great! Hey, Angie! I've got a great idea!"

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