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#1
03-21-2003, 04:57 AM
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And here's one for the ladies!
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Looks like Spidey really has something to swing by!  
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#2
03-21-2003, 05:47 AM
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Oh, my...looks like Russell Crowe's not the only actor who's "very big Down Under"! (Sorry...old Aussie joke, couldn't help it...)
Funny this article should also mention Willem Dafoe. A few years ago he appeared in a play with his theatre company, in which he was naked in some scenes. According to audience members, Mr. Dafoe is eye-poppingly well-endowed. Hm, wonder if Tobey'd consider taking a holiday in Australia...he could stay at my place...
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#3
03-21-2003, 05:58 AM
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I read somewhere that Charlie Chaplin had a 14-incher
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#4
03-21-2003, 02:20 PM
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Former Brit theatre player Peter Firth (EQUUS, LIFEFORCE) has quite the tackle.
Rent Equus and you'll know what I mean. He's in his physical prime and is generously endowed.
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#5
03-21-2003, 03:39 PM
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Jesus Christ...
 And then us guys are the one who're called sex-obsessed pigs.  Tobey, have fun while this lasts. In a couple of years, I'll be a famous actor/producer/writer/director too, and I shall be the "manliest star" in Hollywood. I mean, I'm the "manliest" dude in France already, and that ain't nothin'.
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#7
03-21-2003, 07:12 PM
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Geez, I wonder where they get this info
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#9
03-22-2003, 10:44 PM
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2 words "penile enlargement" LOL I'm just kidding I'm sure Tobey McGuire is a natural man, it's just that in hollywood you'll never know who have the real stuffs.
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#10
03-23-2003, 03:12 AM
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What is it with pretty boys these days?
But, I'd still hit it even though I'm not a lady.
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#11
03-23-2003, 08:08 AM
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This thread is useless. Everyone knows I have the biggest penis on Earth. Yes, even bigger than Logan's.
Yeah, that's a funny story. I find it hard to believe though, somehow I can't imagine Tobey having a large, uh, federal endowment. There are some guys his age I can imagine with a big one (Ashton Kutcher, Chris Klein, etc.).
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#13
03-23-2003, 06:14 PM
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Apparently Liam Neeson has a healthy portion.
I can't exactly imagine Tobey having an enormous shwanstooker, but...oh what the heck, I'll try... *thinks...hard* Mmmmmm, it's not that tough to envisage when you kick-start the old brain. Nice.
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#14
03-24-2003, 03:09 AM
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this is now just all too intriguing. Now I'd have to "do" him.
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#15
03-24-2003, 07:56 AM
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Its the nerd boys who have the best proportions.
Jake Gyllenhal probably has a lovely...errr... package. Yes, we are just as obssessed with sex as men. Now I am having naughty thoughts about a Gyllenhal/McGuire/Lady S. threesome.
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#16
03-24-2003, 08:36 AM
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My manly bits are totally out of proportion with the rest of my body. I have a ten-incher...Sometimes I hate it. Especially when I am driving. Life is tough for a dickhead like me.
Uh...yeah...Errol Flynn is still the man to beat, though. He swashed with his buckle for Christ sake.
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#17
03-24-2003, 10:21 AM
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Anybody needed cheering up, this is the thread to come to.
LMFAO. Sweet little Toby, with a big dingaling. How that makes me smile. I must admit I never thought he was a babe but I would sure like to give him a try now. Though being a lady I have to say its not the size that matters. Is it boys? 
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#19
03-24-2003, 07:31 PM
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From Young Frankenstein...
Inga (Teri Garr): He would have an enormous schwanzstucker! http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5499&sound=82
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#20
03-25-2003, 03:44 AM
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I'd like to know how people know this. I mean out of every actor in Hollywood, he's the most "gifted". I mean he was scrawny near the beginning of "Spider-Man", so its hard to think of him that way. Maybe all the training and working out he did paid off. To me, he's the unlikeliest star, i mean you don't often see small trees and large trunks do you... But he's gotta have something going for him if Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst and Christina Aguilera, all rumoured, wanna date him, because, no offense Mr Maguire, but he's not the best looking actor. And how exactly did all this stuff about Russell Crowe's bits, get started. A very interesting article indeed.
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#21
03-25-2003, 09:47 AM
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(Didn't he also get into a fight while in a men's bathroom? Maybe he forgot to repack the goods before putting up his fists and someone got a good look?) Last edited by edonline; 03-25-2003 at 07:34 PM..
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#22
03-25-2003, 10:33 AM
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It's long been gossiped about down here that the prize bulls aren't the only BIG BEEF on Russell's Coffs Harbour farm... Some folks who worked on "Gladiator" (I'm assuming they were wardrobe staff) hinted that his sword wasn't the only 'big weapon' that Maximus possessed. OK, I'll stop with the Russell's Tackle innuendo. If the rumours are true, Danielle Spencer is a very lucky young woman indeed.
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#23
03-26-2003, 08:58 AM
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I'm inclined to agree with BCV on Liam Neeson. He's a tall guy, and rather broad-shouldered- it would be disproportionate if he was diminuitive. I'm biased, but I always presume that Liam's co-star and bestest buddy Ralph Fiennes is well-endowed. I was hideously disappointed to discover that he had been pixellated in that scene where he runs around au natural in Red Dragon.
This thread reminds me of a quote from Joaquin Phoenix on the making of Quills: Face Magazine: Nude actors: Geoffrey Rush or Kate Winslet? Joaquin Phoenix: 'Well, Winslet. But that's because it's difficult working with this fucking moose swinging right next to you. And there are a couple of scenes in Quills where I didn't quite get there - I blame Geoffrey Rush's cock.'
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#24
03-26-2003, 12:39 PM
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I heard Billy Bob Thornton has a gargantuan schlong. Not that most people would touch with him a 10 foot pole regardless.
For some reason, I doubt that Maguire has THAT big of a dick. In fact, I bet it's a rumor he started himself
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03-26-2003, 12:44 PM
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03-27-2003, 04:08 PM
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#28
03-27-2003, 07:58 PM
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I know alot of actors dicks are quite lengthy.
I've seen colin farrel, he is pretty big, not huge, but big. I can guess these actors are big. Big: Toby Maguire Russel Crowe Freddie Prinze Jr. (dont ask) Shane West ... ... Ok its hard to name them off the top of my head, but alot are probably big. Who else you think are?
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#29
03-28-2003, 08:48 PM
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inexperience
"i mean you don't often see small trees and large trunks do you..."
It's amazing how well endowed many short people are, and it's not because they are small in statue that an optical illusion occurs. It must be some type of genetic compensation...Thou in Tobey's case, his work makes him an adonis.
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#30
03-29-2003, 06:41 AM
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off course scace....as being somewhat of a scholar of the bushmen....i can attest to this....smallest people in the world..
as far as we know....with the largest noses....why...because being forest dwellers...they need a keen sense of smell...to survive...just as eskimos have small noses....so they don`t breath in too much cold air....hey man....and what dwarf couples...who have regular size...children....by our standards of course...imagine some north africa tribes...who average 6foot 6...even the women.. boy....life comes in all sizes....i have a male friend with a really small peaker...but long long hands...classical musician....it takes all type to make a world......godt, tak
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#31
03-29-2003, 06:46 AM
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of so...scace...i beg to differ...but you do see small trees with large trunks....where...at the montreal horticultural centre...check
out the oriental miniture...gardens....wow....wee....and what about the guy who was born with two penis....married...sisters... of course.....
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#32
03-29-2003, 10:17 AM
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Zsofika, get off my case
My comment about the trees was in response to one made by FilmBuff84. And I'm certainly not off course regarding some short people having big ones -regardless- of your experience with Bushmen. I do not need a lesson in geography's effect on anatomy. Before you go on a lengthy rant about my comment that it has been My experience that many short people have large endowments, you need to check the essence of the comment.
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#33
03-29-2003, 05:22 PM
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Roddy McDowall?
Jesus, I thought he was attractive before, but now... (I know he's gay)
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#36
03-31-2003, 07:36 AM
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That doesn't stop my mind from keeping him alive. "Party at Roddy McDowall's" -The Liberace doll on THE SIMPSONS
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#37
03-31-2003, 07:58 AM
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Another well-endowed, stunning cute, sadly dead (and gay) actor was Monty Python member Graham Chapman. (He was the tall one who played the straight-laced Wing Commander in many of their sketches.) He starred as Brian in "MP's Life of Brian", and in one scene opens his window shutters to greet the day completely in the nude. His major physical talents were there for all to see.
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#39
03-31-2003, 12:18 PM
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