Old 02-04-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by darchangel
why doesn't she just make a dress (oh excuse me...have a dress made..."make a dress" would imply paris knows how to do something other than suck cock) [/B]
Hilarious. Sad, but true.
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Old 02-04-2004, 04:19 PM

Nay. The trick needs a sandwich. Talentless bimbo.
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:13 PM
Nay...she's a bag o' bones
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Old 02-14-2004, 03:33 PM
I'd tap that ass anyday
and I saw the video she can sure suck a dick
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Old 04-17-2004, 01:34 AM

I love Paris Hilton. I love her more than the E! program Celebrities Uncensored does. I watch it because she's on it...she's the fuckin hottest party girl out there. I don't care what anyone says, she's hot and adorable as fuck. She was the best thing about The Cat in the Hat and I can't wait to see her in House of Wax. I reckon she even kinda seems like a sweet person and signs a lot of autographs. One of my many celebrity fantasies and a current obsession!

Her sister is WOOF material...ugh. Paris is much hotter.

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Old 06-14-2004, 11:23 PM
I just a couple of minutes on David Letterman and she actually came off as nice and normal. Not nearly the ditz she is on the Simple Life. She even said what you see on The Simple Life is not really her. It's just a character she plays on the show. I respect her more now.

Now it's a solid yay (instead of a mild yay) because she seems nice and is HOT!
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Old 06-27-2004, 04:57 PM
Hahaha, you beleive that? these people have fucking hourdes of people telling them what to say all the time. She's STUPID AS FUCK, UGLY AS FUCK and A SPOILT BITCH. Only virgins would have a "crush" on this bitch.

HUGE fucking NAY!!
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Old 06-28-2004, 03:08 PM
Useta think NAY, but after seeing how well she bounced back from her special appearance on the Rick Salomon show, I'm giving her a YAY. She's not all that hot, but she's tougher than people originally thought.
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Old 06-29-2004, 10:42 AM
She's about as statuesque as they come. But a statue's only function is to be viewed. She should stick to modeling and spending her millions.

Yay on her modeling and her looks.

Nay on anything else she attempts.
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Old 06-29-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by Grebdron

Damned Canadians.
Hey, some of us are on the right side. She's quite possible the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. I give her as big a NAY as possible.
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Old 07-19-2004, 06:48 AM
Nope that would be me...

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Old 05-08-2005, 05:46 PM
I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil, but I'm sure she could shag like a wet dog shaking itself dry.

She's one of those people who are famous just for being famous. If people stopped talking about her she'd just go away... Or make another sex tape.

I don't detest her, per se. To be honest, I'd love to be on the receiving end of one of her blow jobs. It seems like something she really excels at. Let's face it, she's had enough practice.

To quote Jude Law in The Talented Mr Ripley: Everyone's got one talent. What's yours?
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:08 PM

Infiniti nay
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Old 01-30-2007, 06:56 AM
NAY! She's a crackwhore cunt.
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Old 02-12-2007, 06:41 AM
For all the entertainment she's brought into the world (read = the internet), I vote YAY.
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:10 PM
Yeah because nothing is sexier than a woman with a size 11.5 shoe. GROSS!!!

MAJOR Nay on her huge man feet and her lazy eye.
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:09 AM
Paris Hilton is the ugliest guy on the planet.
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Old 03-03-2007, 03:13 AM
I'm not a fan, but I don't hate her either.
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:46 PM
She is a victim of the system if you ask me. She definitely is'nt as stupid as people think she is.

She gets payed hundreds of thousands of dollars JUST TO BE SEEN at new clubs/restaurants. She has her own perfume/clothing lines etc. She may be a typical ditsy blond, but she is smart enough to get paid to do it.

I think she is very attractive too, albeit most of that attraction is ruined by her slutness.

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Old 03-17-2007, 11:54 AM


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Old 04-12-2007, 08:53 PM

i think shes pretty but shes fucking souless ya
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Old 04-13-2007, 02:37 PM

Oh and one more for good measure:


I utterly hate her and everything she is.

*Jeeze, If I puke anymore I'll wind up as thin as she is.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:03 PM
Great oral skills. YAY. Great oral skills.
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Old 08-01-2007, 01:53 AM

FUCK NAY! Fuck her acting and fuck her shitty ass album. Oh and fuck her show too. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.
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Old 08-07-2007, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by therealjohng
Paris Hilton is the ugliest guy on the planet.
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by KillerKlown
NAY! She's a crackwhore cunt.
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:58 PM
I happen to know she is a verrrry sweet person who just got trashed from the start (and I'm talking in school, not town). She's lost and I can't hold that against her. Personally, I think that she has some of thee greatest legs in Hollywood. Her sister is a chub. I thought that her performance in Wax House was a horror in itself, but when she freaked out she really nailed it. She has something there, she just needs the right coach. I'd be happy to vollunteer if she's willing to keep her panties on. I have a hard time focusing around things like that..... unless it's actually on that.
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:58 PM
Originally Posted by grendelmonkey View Post
Her sister is a chub.

Yeah, the girl's a total heifer.

This comment SO better have been a joke. Nikki Hilton seriously weighs like 115 pounds. Just because she doesn't subsist entirely on rock like her cum bucket sister doesn't mean she's a 'chub'.
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