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Old 12-02-2007, 10:31 PM
Worst Movie Ever!!!!

I got bored the other day and tought of some crappy movies I have seen. There are loads of terrible in the genre of horror, but none as bad as Children of the Living Dead. I don't know where to begin or end on this rant. The copy I saw had sound that wasn't synced up with the gun shots. The dialog was horrible, like when the douchebag said the name Abbod Hayes the bimbo got really offended. The story didn't make that much sense either I still don't know why anything in this pile of garbage happened.
To name some other runner-ups that were good enough for this title:
From Dusk Till Dawn 3
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3

Let me know of some others I might not have seen.
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Old 12-03-2007, 02:49 AM
Venus FlyTrap
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Old 12-03-2007, 03:02 AM
Voodoo Woman
Troll 2
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Old 12-03-2007, 03:20 AM
If you can find it, Nightmare Weekend is probably the worst film I've ever seen. Low budget 80's flick; normally I'd lay off simply because it's low-budget and nobody has ever seen it (unlike the truly bad films), but this one is just so wrong, so terrible... It's got Dale Midkiff in it, daddy Creed in Pet Sematary, doing his thing... some little puppet with green hair that controls a computer security system... a flying metal ball with spikes, ala Phantasm, only this ball doesn't really kill you, it sort of turns you into a zombie... somehow... sort of. Lots of (very) gratuitous nudity and sex. It was picked up by Troma back in the day, and as far as I know they've never given it a DVD release- possibly because it's so awful? These are the people who gave Rabid Grannies a special-edition, fer chrissakes...

Theres a movie called Offerings thats so bad its ridiculous, namely because it's the most shameless rip-off I've ever seen. Everything, from the cinematography to the score, is lifted from Halloween. The idea-thievery in Offerings is as blatant and obvious as it gets.

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Old 12-03-2007, 10:54 AM
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If you can find it, Nightmare Weekend is probably the worst film I've ever seen. Low budget 80's flick; normally I'd lay off simply because it's low-budget and nobody has ever seen it (unlike the truly bad films), but this one is just so wrong, so terrible... It's got Dale Midkiff in it, daddy Creed in Pet Sematary, doing his thing... some little puppet with green hair that controls a computer security system... a flying metal ball with spikes, ala Phantasm, only this ball doesn't really kill you, it sort of turns you into a zombie... somehow... sort of. Lots of (very) gratuitous nudity and sex. It was picked up by Troma back in the day, and as far as I know they've never given it a DVD release- possibly because it's so awful? These are the people who gave Rabid Grannies a special-edition, fer chrissakes...

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Nightmare Weekend is on DVD. I have it. Its part of the Toxie Blood Bank box set. I never watched it though.

Worst Movies Ever:

Children of the Living Dead
Night of 1000 Cats
Revenge of the Dead
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:06 AM
Man, you guys are lucky you haven't seen Venus Flytrap - Seriously, aside from Nightmare Weekend, which I haven't seen, these movies are like The Godfather compared to VF -- well, maybe not Godfather, but at least Zucker's Mafia!

Imagine the worst porno you've ever seen, except there's no sex, or nudity; plus the actors, music, sets and lighting are all not as good; and it's a thriller - There you have Venus Flytrap.
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:44 AM
Jeepers Creepers

Clownhouse

Boarding House

Evil Town

Silent Madness
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Old 12-04-2007, 12:06 AM
I'd always heard that Clownhouse was something of an unsung classic... you'd say it's onna the worst? I've always been curious about that one... though everything else I've seen by Salva has been less-than-stellar (the Jeepers Creepers films are just terrible). I bet it's hard to forget about what went on behind-the-scenes of Clownhouse, though... I'd imagine that would make it a somewhat unsettling viewing experience.. but not in a good way...
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:02 AM
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I'd always heard that Clownhouse was something of an unsung classic... you'd say it's onna the worst?
Terrible. 90 minutes of evil clowns skulking around a back yard with exactly one (1) onscreen kill the whole movie gets EXTREMELY monotonous after a while. Salva seemed more concerned with filming his 12-year-old male lead in his tight undies and various shots of little boy extras during the carnival scenes than making a truly scary unsettling horror flick. Avoid...
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:34 AM
exorcist2 the heritic

the howling3 the marsupials

if I remember I think the watchers and all of its sequals sucked pretty bad

rold rave to the grave (just a slap in the face to all series fans )


alot of suckfests out there would take all night to name um all
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:38 AM
bless the child CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-04-2007, 03:40 AM
Santa's Slay (Bill Goldburg Bulls**t)
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Old 12-04-2007, 10:15 AM
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Santa's Slay (Bill Goldburg Bulls**t)
No way!! That movie is great. Stupid funny and violent. Perfect for the holiday season.
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:35 PM
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Nightmare Weekend is on DVD.

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Revenge of the Dead
Nightmare Weekend is actually really, really entertaining (if you smoke weed).

As for revenge of the dead - if you're talking about KISS DADDY GOODNIGHT, starring washed up pop star FABIAN, then yeah - I'd have to agree. The cover art is pretty dammned spiffy, though.
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:55 PM
Lets not forget:


Street Trash

Cheerleader Autopsy

And Quick and The Undead.

just horrible
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Old 12-06-2007, 01:59 AM
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Street Trash
BLASPHEMER!
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Old 12-08-2007, 12:18 PM
come on now....
bloody murder, i know some of you junkies love this movie but its complete trash i can make a better movie of my dog taking a dump than this

scalps

dont mess with my sister

and the mother of them all: woodchipper massacre (unwatchable)
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:35 PM
Nail Gun Massacre is tops on my list.
HM:
-Pigs
-2000 Maniacs
-I Eat Your Skin
-The Lift
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:12 PM
Gonna go with House of 1000 Corpses here...
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:12 PM
Christmas Evil.

I'd honestly rather watch any movie mentioned here (hell i already have and I ENJOYED some of them) over this incredibly annoying fucking movie. ugh, even thinking about it makes me mad.
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:12 PM
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-2000 Maniacs
aww really?



bordello of blood was pretty unwatchable...
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Old 12-09-2007, 03:41 PM
Boy Eats Girl was probably one of the worst films I've seen in a while. Take My Boyfriend's Back, but place it in an Ireland setting. Remove all the comedy that the film supposedly is marketing, and toss in Samanthan Mumba.

Epic fail and no lulz ensue.
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:05 PM
The Root of all Evil (aka Trees)
Rob Zombie's 'Halloween'
Puritan
Cradle of fear

Can't think of any more because my mind is under the influence of Jack Daniels.

P.S I followed The Arrows recipe to the letter, works a treat!
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:40 PM
Flesh for the Beast
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Old 12-09-2007, 07:34 PM
Campfire Tales is the worst straight to DVD flick I've seen and Black Christmas (2006) is by far the worst poece of turd I've seen in the theater.

I was genuinely upset while leaving the theater.

actually even just thinking about it now pisses me off something fierce
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Old 12-09-2007, 07:53 PM

Worst movie ever? Pretty safe bet any movie this guy is in will either be barely tolerable or come straight from the pit of hell itself.



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Old 12-09-2007, 09:41 PM
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Flesh for the Beast
Noway, I think this movie is great. What it lacks in story it makes up for with blood and naked chicks. Did you see the unrated version???
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Old 12-10-2007, 02:09 AM
Scalps is certainly up there.
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:52 PM
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Scalps is certainly up there.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SCALPS. Seriously.. there's something so creepy about the setting and the terrible lighting schemes.
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Old 12-10-2007, 08:25 PM
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Worst movie ever? Pretty safe bet any movie this guy is in will either be barely tolerable or come straight from the pit of hell itself.



You've obviously never seen Leaving Las Vegas, Matchstick Men, Adaptation or Bringing Out the Dead.
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Old 12-10-2007, 08:51 PM

Thats your opinion. You've obviously never seen "The Rock", "Con-Air", "Ghost Rider", "Windtalkers" and "Face/Off". I didn't say they were all bad. Some of them are actually tolerable! We all just have are performers we love to hate for no apparent reason what so ever. For some reason I find Nicolas Cage downright hilarious... in the not so good way.

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Old 12-13-2007, 01:48 AM
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Noway, I think this movie is great. What it lacks in story it makes up for with blood and naked chicks. Did you see the unrated version???
What story?

It was sex, then murder, repeat five times.

Worst acting, directing, lighting etc I've ever seen. Half the movie they're walking around with flashlights, when it's CLEARLY day outside!
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Old 12-15-2007, 04:45 PM
Beast Of Yucca Flats

No one has sat through Manos around here.
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Old 12-17-2007, 02:46 PM
Saw another one. The House of Seven Corpses. I couldn't tell you what the hell happened I fell asleep mid-way through.
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Old 12-17-2007, 05:44 PM

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What story?

It was sex, then murder, repeat five times.

Worst acting, directing, lighting etc I've ever seen. Half the movie they're walking around with flashlights, when it's CLEARLY day outside!

I don't see what the problem is. Sounds like a well done porno to me. They should get some credit.
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:18 AM
Worst ever how?

Movies that just suck are a dime a dozen, but even shitty ones can have a great camp value... Surf Nazi's Must Die anyone? (hell, any Troma film, they're garbage, but so damned good) Hell, even something as bad as Alien Abduction: Incident In Lake County, had a great almost "cool" camp value to it.

For me, I find a movie utter shit, when it COULD or at least should have been sooooo much more, and the list is simple...

Haute Tension - Fucking trash... utter, stupid, mindless (but not in a good way) fucking trash!
Irreversible - Sickening (but not in a good way) fucking garbage! (yea, not really horror but still)
Unbreakable - Man, how far can you fall on your second flick? At least he EVENTUALLY redeemed himself.
House of 1000 Corpses - I'd rather be a corpse, than ever see this again.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:21 PM
Your list saddens me.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:47 PM
I bet you've never seen it- and NO ONE EVER SHOULD!:
Million Dollar Hotel--WORST MOVIE EVERRRRRRR!!!
other movies I absolutly hate are:
Grumpy Old Men
Skin Walkers
The Wicker Man w/ Nick Cage. (like Nick Cage, but hate-hate-HATE that movie)
The Mothman Prophesy (like Richard Gere, hated the movie)
A Christmas Story

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Old 12-19-2007, 07:10 PM
does any one remember a film called "Galaxy of Terror"? the only thing I remeber from that flick (besides being BAD) is it starred Erin Moran..aka "Joanie" from Happy Days.
There's a LOT of BAD horror fiilms--more bad than good......last one I seen I was expecting the worst, but, I was surprised and even though it's not on my top ten list.. it was allright....Rob Zombies' "Halloween"
F Y I--my #1 of all time...still gets the creeps...."the Exorcist"
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:24 AM
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Your list saddens me.
But why?

Oh yea, I should also add the much vaunted, much ballyhooed, much talk about...

Wicker Man - The original of course. Now, I didn't see it until last year, but even back in the 70's, how could this piece of trash be considered scary, disturbing or even good? I haven't laid eyes on the remake, but I can't see it being much worse than the original... okay, it COULD be, and probably is, but still... Wicker Man... more like Shit-ker Man... yea, that sucked, but so did the flick.
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