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Old 12-29-2008, 06:15 PM
BEST LINE OF THE YEAR

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CATEGORY: BEST LINE OF THE YEAR
Please specify the quote and the movie as well, for example: "I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" -- There Will be Blood
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:16 AM
"If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't."

and

"They're filming midgets!"

Colin Farrell in In Bruges
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:19 AM
In Bruges -

1. Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.


and


2. Ray:"If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't."



3. "You think it's a Schwinn!"- Brad Pitt- Burn After Reading

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Old 01-23-2009, 12:22 AM
1. "Why so serious?" -The Dark Knight
2. "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -The Dark Knight
3. "Wall-E" -Wall-E
4. "Daddy's girl's a fucking monster!" -Repo! The Genetic Opera
5. "I want my son back!" -The Changling
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:32 AM
1. "If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't." - Colin Farrell - In Bruges
2. "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!" - Ralph Fiennes - In Bruges
3. "Thug Life" - Danny McBride - Pineapple Express
4. "They're Filming Midgets!" - Colin Farrell - In Bruges
5. "You retract that statement about my cunt fucking kids!" - Ralph Fiennes - In Bruges

Last edited by BojacRedleif; 01-23-2009 at 01:39 AM..
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:37 AM
If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, and it doesn't-In Bruges

"Come on! get the weed! food! snacks! fruit roll ups!"-Pineapple express.
  #7  
Old 01-23-2009, 12:38 AM
"'They' say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire ONCE. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it...and it's worked out pretty well so far."
- Iron Man

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
- The Dark Knight

"Okay, cocksucker. Fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk."
- Death Race

"If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the goddamn suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!"
- Eagle Eye

"Waaaa....WaaaaAAAAALLLL-EEEeeee."
– WALL•E
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:39 AM
RESERVED
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:40 AM
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mothafucka!"-Pineapple Express
"Why so serious?"- The Dark Knight
"I know who I am! I'm a dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude!"- Tropic Thunder
"Get off my lawn!"- Gran Torino
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."- Gran Torino

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Old 01-23-2009, 12:44 AM
Best Line

"Ta-da!" Wall-e
"How 'bout a magic trick?" The Dark Knight
"...Russians!" Indiana Jones 4
"They're filming midgets!" In Bruges
"I know who I am! I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude!" Tropic Thunder
  #11  
Old 01-23-2009, 12:47 AM
"You're part of a league of morons"
-Burn After Reading
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:48 AM
"Shoot this motherfucker!" -Morgan Freeman (WANTED)
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:57 AM
"You wanna get shot by a real mother fucker?" (Tropic Thunder)

"Jesus, what a clusterfuck!" (Burn After Reading)

"...Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges..." (In Bruges)


"Shoot this mother fucker!" (Wanted)
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:58 AM
"Did you know I was struck by lightning seven times..."-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
“I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.”-The Dark Knight
“The truth is…I am Iron Man.”-Iron Man
“My name is Harvey Milk and I’m here to recruit you!”-Milk
“You white, then you Ben Affleck.”-Role Model

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Old 01-23-2009, 01:06 AM
Shoot this motherfucker! - Morgan Freeman - Wanted
Shut your mouth before I fuck it! - Justin Long - Zack and Miri Make a Porno
You're fucking Billy Baldwin! - Jason Siegel - Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Skadoosh! - Jack Black - Kung Fu Panda
Everybody knows you never go full retard. - Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:09 AM
"Why so serious?" - TDK
"Never go full retard." - Tropic Thunder
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:11 AM
Best Line

"Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry." -The Incredible Hulk - Edward Norton

"If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, and it doesn't." - In Bruges - Colin Farrell

"The night is the darkest before dawn, and I promise you this the dawn in coming." - The Dark Knight - Aaron Eckhart

"The eyes are the nipples of the face." - House Bunny - Anna Faris

"Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!" - Burn After Reading - Brad Pitt
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:15 AM
"How bout something dark and ominous, like losing your penis is a bad thing."
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Did i ever tell you i was struck by lighting seven times?"
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent!
-The Dark knight
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:16 AM
Collin Farrel, In Bruges - "If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't."

Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight - "I mean, what happened, didja' balls drop off?"

Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading - "We though you might be worried about the security of your shit."
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:21 AM
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mothafucka" - Pineapple Express
"What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War! " - Zack and Miri Make A Porno
"She frosted me like a fucking cake!" - Zack and Miri Make A Porno
"I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I deserve to be all alone, I just don't want you to hate me." - The Wrestler
"If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't." - In Bruges
  #21  
Old 01-23-2009, 01:24 AM
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!" - Ralph Fiennes, In Bruges


"When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

- Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight


"You think it's a Schwinn!" - Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading


"You retract that statement about my cunt fucking kids!"

- Ralph Fiennes, In Bruges


"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal." - Colin Farrell, In Bruges
  #22  
Old 01-23-2009, 01:24 AM
"I'm going to make this pencil disappear." - The Dark Knight
"Are you trying to save my soul?" - The Fall
"A bottle!" - In Bruges
"I'm glad I'm not going to be that kid." - Revolutionary Road
"Die." - Synecdoche, New York
  #23  
Old 01-23-2009, 01:28 AM
You're white so you're Ben Affleck - Role Models
Everyone has been gay once in a while... it's Hollywood - Tropic Thunder
I'm a dog running after cars... - The Dark Knight
Why so serious - The Dark Knight
Never go full retard - Tropic Thunder
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:34 AM
Double post!
  #25  
Old 01-23-2009, 01:36 AM
"If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't." - Ray (In Bruges)

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!" - Harry (In Bruges)

"Shoot This Motherfucker!" - Sloan (Wanted)

My name is Harvey Milk and Im here to recruit you! - Harvey Milk (Milk)

"The night is the darkest before dawn, and I promise you this the dawn in coming." - Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:42 AM
why so serious - the dark knight
you think its a schwinn - burn after reading
i'm a lead farmer, motherfucker - tropic thunder
You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro. It makes me aerodynamic when I fight - pineapple express
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:49 AM
"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't." - In Bruges

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!" - In Bruges

"You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!" - In Bruges

"Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit." - Burn After Reading
  #28  
Old 01-23-2009, 01:52 AM
"I know who I am! I'm a dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude!"- Tropic Thunder

"Dale's girlfriend:why dont you care about anything?
Dale: Because I'm High!" -Pineapple Express

"They're filming midgets!"- In Bruges

"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. ta-da...it's gone" - The Dark Knight

Shoot this motherfucker! - Morgan Freeman - Wanted
  #29  
Old 01-23-2009, 02:10 AM
"Fuck you Miss Daisy" - Role Models
"I think you and I are destined to do this forever" - The Dark Knight
"You know, you remind me of my father" - The Dark Knight
"I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I deserve to be all alone, I just don't want you to hate me." - The Wrestler
" I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!" - Zack and Miri make a Porno
  #30  
Old 01-23-2009, 02:15 AM
In Bruges
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
  #31  
Old 01-23-2009, 02:15 AM
''My life is a parody of a tragedy.'' - hamlet 2
  #32  
Old 01-23-2009, 02:34 AM
1. Why So serious - the dark knight
2. Shoot this motherfucker! - Morgan Freeman - Wanted
3. Never go full retard - Tropic Thunder
4. Wall-e - Wall-e
5. If the President Does it, its not illegal - Frost/Nixon
  #33  
Old 01-23-2009, 02:46 AM
""Why so serious?" - The Dark Knight

"Hey, look. It's like my thumb is my cock." - Pineapple Express

"Everybody knows you never go full retard." - Tropic Thunder

"I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous." - Tropic Thunder

"I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck! You're a Mormon, compared to you we all have a drinking problem!" - Burn After Reading
  #34  
Old 01-23-2009, 02:53 AM
"Thug Life" - Pineapple Express

"John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him! " - The Rocker

"Are you trying to save my soul?" - The Fall

"Shoot this motherfucker!" - Wanted

"I feel guilty smoking it, y'know? It's like killing a unicorn." - Pineapple Express

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Old 01-23-2009, 02:58 AM
"Fuck the police!"- James Franco in Pineapple Express
"You're in the jungle now, Baby"- James Franco in Pineapple Express
"What's it like being stupid?"- Ellen Page in Smart People
"I think he smelled the pot."- Ellen Page in Smart People
"What the fuck have you done lately?"- James McAvoy in Wanted
  #36  
Old 01-23-2009, 03:00 AM
"Let's put a smile on that face!" - The Joker, The Dark Knight

"Get me another beer, Dragon Lady! This one's running on empty." - Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino

"I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver! - Zack Brown, Zack and Miri Make a Porno
  #37  
Old 01-23-2009, 03:12 AM
"Hi" - Joker to Two Face in the Hospitol

"It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb." Saul, Pineapple Express

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker!" Red, Pineapple Express
  #38  
Old 01-23-2009, 03:14 AM
everyone knows you never go full retard. - tropic thunder

[Behold god's mistake! you don't matter much! your mother is constipated?] - RDJ, Tropic thunder
  #39  
Old 01-23-2009, 03:33 AM
"Thug Life"- Pineapple Express

"If you untie me, I will literally suck your dick right now. I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy." Tropic Thunder

"If I grew up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't." In Bruges

"I came here to murder to you." Forgettin Sarah Marshall

"I like her hair, I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes." Forgettin Sarah Marshall
  #40  
Old 01-23-2009, 03:38 AM
The Dark Knight – “Me? I’ve been here the whole time. What did YOUR people do to them?”
Tropic Thunder – “Everyone know you never go FULL retard.”
 

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