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Old 02-10-2010, 06:58 PM
Australian Farmers Told to Dynamite Rabbits

"That rabbit is dynamite!"




Australian farmers are being urged by authorities to use poison gas and even ammonium nitrate explosive to blow up rabbits, as biological controls fail, The Adelaide Advertiser reported in its Thursday edition.

A warning issued to farmers by the South Australian Environment Department urges them to "overcome the rabbit's tremendous breeding potential" by traditional means such as bulldozers, poison baits, fumigation, dogs and even explosives.

"Explosives are an alternative for follow up control . . . accreditation and training is mandatory," the information bulletin issued by the Arid Lands Natural Resources Management Board (ALNRMB) states.

Invasive animals expert Professor Tony Peacock said the advice reflected the fact that authorities and farmers were resorting to more unusual techniques while scientists searched for the next biological control for the pest.

"Calicivirus is not as effective as it was and the people that have the least problem are those who also destroyed warrens so the rabbits didn't come back," he said.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...amite-rabbits/
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:02 PM
whats up with the aussies lately? first it became illegal for women with small breasts to do porn now they are asking farmers to blow up rabbits?
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:10 PM
Is this guy:



the one calling the shots?
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:24 PM
I say bomb them son of a bunnies before we have another night of the lepus on out hands!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:35 PM
It's the flat-chested Australian rabbit breeders I feel worst for at times like this. They're always hit the hardest.
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:13 PM
Oh lord bless this thy hand grenade....
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Old 02-11-2010, 09:27 AM
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whats up with the aussies lately? first it became illegal for women with small breasts to do porn
say whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt!?!? !
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:18 PM
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say whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt!?!? !
http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135004
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Old 02-11-2010, 03:09 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Small breasts promote pedophilia?!?! Fook'n Aussie politicians
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Old 02-12-2010, 12:39 PM
SCENE: Australian farmer loads a giant bunch of drums with the letters "TNT" on the side into a rabbit hole, runs a detonator back to his house and snickers as he tiptoes away.

Inside of his living room is a freshly dug rabbit hole and the entire bundle of TNT sticking out of it.

This rabbit stands in the background:



The farmer laughs as he presses down on the plunger...

Small pieces of his house rain down around him as he curses in an Australian accent.

MESSAGE: When you deal with rabbits, remember the rules -

You bring knives, they bring guns

You bring plastic rabbit decoys, they dress up in drag to ask you out on a date

You bring inventive ACME rabbit killing devices, they send one of yours to the morgue.

THAT'S the Warner Bros. way.
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