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Old 02-16-2010, 01:26 PM
Robert Pattinson: Half-Man Half-Pillow

And just when you thought the Twilight craze couldn't get any worse:



Yes, it is an Edward Cullen "Manllow". Strong contender for creepiest invention of the year, no?

If anyone really wants one, here's the link to the site advertising them. Although at the moment they're sold out! Sorry, ladies.
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Old 02-16-2010, 01:28 PM
why the fuck does it look like Johnny Cash?
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Old 02-16-2010, 03:49 PM
In the world of twilight, the real guy is whiter than the pillow.
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Old 02-16-2010, 03:55 PM
Does it come with real spooning action?

I'm asking for a friend.
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:25 PM
Why did they put his face on E.T.'s body?
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Old 02-16-2010, 05:12 PM
I hope for the purchasers it doesn't have the same affliction Pattison does or it won't make much for cuddling.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_461448.html

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Originally Posted by Robert Pattison
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina."
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Old 02-16-2010, 05:43 PM
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I hope for the purchasers it doesn't have the same affliction Pattison does or it won't make much for cuddling.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_461448.html
i've defended Pattison before, but thats pretty funny. so after a 12 hour photo shoot with attractive girls done to make him look more mature than the demographic of his fanbase and this is what he has to say? between that statement and his horrible performance as Dali in Little Ashes i'd say he and prebubesent girls were made for each other.
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Old 02-16-2010, 05:59 PM
I bet that pillow is more alive than his acting.
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Old 02-16-2010, 06:01 PM
This is ridiculous.
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:13 AM
I bet if you wash it in the washing machine then hang him out to dry it sparkles.
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:08 AM
That is terrifying.
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:35 AM
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why the fuck does it look like Johnny Cash?
Nah. It looks more like Joaquin Phoenix.



In Walk the Line.
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:47 AM
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Nah. It looks more like Joaquin Phoenix.



In Walk the Line.
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:01 PM
This product just made the Joblo front page!
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:50 PM
Looks like Shane West.
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:06 PM



I'm sorry, but there's something awry about this picture. Why is one of them lying face down and draped over the side of the bed as if exhausted?


It's shit like this that just proves that we as a society...are fucked.


Besides, those pillows are fucking pansies compared to what we 80's kids had:








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