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Old 03-31-2010, 01:56 AM
Top 5 things to make your girlfriend happy

Well, well well....in such type of cases we can't lie and can't act
http://www.topyaps.com/top-5-things-...lfriend-happy/

Last edited by diggi; 03-31-2010 at 02:01 AM..
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:13 AM
That list read like a quiet joke against every maudlin cliche condescending to women. I wonder how many girls will read this and roll their eyes. My favorite is the one that advises you to give your girlfriend a cute nickname because "it will make her feel special". Or no, wait, the one that advises you to hold her when she's upset and tell her "you'll always be with her" because clearly when she's upset she's just being insecure about you. It's not like she's a real person or anything.

I'm really not a cynical person, but this isn't about being cynical. Love is great and romance is great. This is just condescending.
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:44 AM
This list only needs one entry:

1 - Find G-spot
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:46 AM
1.Put
2.It
3.In
4.The
5.Butt
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:52 AM
Sex is the big one! I have these two particular relationships in my brain that illustrate this, and I remember them for just these occasions. One relationship was a girl I really clicked with on an intellectual level, but the sex wasn't good at all. Another girl I only clicked with on a physical level.

Guess which relationship lasted longer? You're right. Duh. And it lasted way longer.
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Old 03-31-2010, 04:05 AM
If my boyfriend did any of those I would punch him in the ballbags.
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Old 03-31-2010, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by BadCoverVersion View Post
If my boyfriend did any of those I would punch him in the ballbags.
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:28 PM
If I did any of those things my wife would punch me in the ballbags.
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:52 PM
I just threw up in my mouth just a bit when i read that.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BadCoverVersion View Post
If my boyfriend did any of those I would punch him in the ballbags.

he has more then one?
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Old 03-31-2010, 04:06 PM
1.) Tell her that the pot roast was delicious and cooked to perfection.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:39 PM
If I did any of those things to my hypothetical girlfriend, I would expect her to punch me in the ballbags.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:54 PM
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1.) Tell her that the pot roast was delicious and cooked to perfection.
hahaha!! Well played sir! That shit had me cracking up!
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Old 03-31-2010, 06:05 PM
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That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
I got choked up a little, reading that.
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Old 03-31-2010, 07:22 PM
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