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Old 08-14-2010, 08:05 PM
Best Fake Porn Movies in Mainstream Films

I am writing a blog post of the Best Fake Porn Movies in Mainstream FIlms and was curious to hear everyone's suggestions. "Logjammin" from "The Big Lebowski" is an obvious choice, but the list can be comedy or drama...or even just a fake porn movie name mentioned in the film.
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Old 08-14-2010, 09:05 PM
Cockchuggers II -- "Southland Tales"
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Old 08-14-2010, 10:10 PM
Star Whores- Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter
Swallow My Cockachinno

Zach and Miri Make A Porno
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Old 08-14-2010, 11:15 PM
Schindler's Fist - Orgazmo
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Old 08-15-2010, 06:05 AM
"Angels Live In My Town" from Boogie Nights, starring Dirk Diggler as action hero Brock Landers. I love the scene in the editing room when Burt Reynolds and his editor are talking, and he tells him, "It's a real film, Jack. This is the best work we've ever done." Awesome.

Also, the films of Danielle in The Girl Next Door.

Although Logjammin takes the top prize as far as I'm concerned
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Old 08-15-2010, 09:51 AM
Cartman's Mom's heard but [thankfully] not seen German Scheisse video in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut makes me laugh every time. Cartman's reaction is simply priceless. When he asks her about it later and she cheerfully denies it before abruptly walking out, it's even funnier.

The eternally warped Billy Walsh seemed to be making a good living for himself after his mainstream career fizzled on Entourage, too, though I guess that doesn't count.
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Old 08-15-2010, 05:07 PM
Was anything on that epic list Randall read into the phone in Clerks real? If not, those are good ones. Cum On Eileen in particular.

There's no title that I remember but that thing they're filming in Hardcore, where Ed Begley is playing the traffic cop, is pretty damned hilarious to contemplate.
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:47 PM
In-Diana Jones from 40 days 40 nights
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:05 PM
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Cartman's Mom's heard but [thankfully] not seen German Scheisse video in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut makes me laugh every time. Cartman's reaction is simply priceless. When he asks her about it later and she cheerfully denies it before abruptly walking out, it's even funnier.
That's one of the most hysterically funny scenes in a brilliant movie filled with them.

Touchdown, which Matthew Broderick secretly views in his basement in Election deserves a mention.

"But what if Coach Henderson walks in?!"
"Oh, don't worry...I already took care of him...you can be quarterback, I'll be tight end". LOL
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:50 PM
"See You Next Wednesday" from An American Werewolf in London.

-walks in on couple having sex-

What are you doing here? You promised that you'd never do this sort of thing again.
I never promised you any such thing.
Not you ya twit, her.
I've never seen you before in my life.
....Oh. Sorry.

David: Good movie.
Jack: Mmmhmm

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