Actors With Big Foreheads!

[Cop No. 633]

I'm getting really sick of actors who have huge foreheads. They need to get out of the films I watch. Their foreheads take up 40% of the screen and they distract me from all the other actors. I don't even know if Tom Hanks is a good actor because most of the time his god damn forehead is in the way of his face. It pisses me off that actors with big foreheads keep getting work. Every time I watch a film with Christina Ricci, I always have to remind myself that I'm not watching a sci-fi film and her character isn't an alien. And don't even get me started on Mr. Worf. I'm never going to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation because of him. Fuck him up his ridged ass forehead. And fuck Kelsey Grammer. His head blocked my view at a Dodgers game a few months ago. That guy just loves to show off his head...

[QUENTIN]

One benefit - if the number of theaters declines their foreheads can always be rented as space for their films to be projected.

[The Postmaster General]

Something very few people are aware of is that with Luke Perry, much like finding the age of a chopped down tree, you are able to determine which season of 90210 you are watching by counting lines on his head.

[Frank the Tank]

I'm shocked at the lack of Ted Danson mentions



Look at that thing

[Cop No. 633]

Now this thread is disturbing me! I can't open this thread anymore! God dammit! Actors, you've done it again. But seriously, Quentin, I think you're onto something with that idea. I'm going to contact James Van Der Beek about it. Bubba, that's a hell of a revelation. It's going to change the way I look at that show forever.




Who did that?! Who edited my post?!

[Shinigami]

You bring up an interesting question. How does one define the human condition?

[BadCoverVersion]

If the forehead to actual face ratio isn't less than 2.74 suvaris...I simply refuse to watch. My telebox just cannot cope with compressing and yet retaining the integrity of such malformed noggins.

Fuck these eejits,







It's hard because they star in some of my alltime favourites.

[cloneofkelso]

[Tweek]

Another huge forehead:




But Kelsey Grammer's forehead pisses me off most of all.

[Monotreme]

Daniel Day-Lewis has a big forehead. Therefore, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

[bigred760]

Originally Posted by CosmicPuppet

I'm getting really sick of actors who have huge foreheads. They need to get out of the films I watch.

This has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

[poopontheshoes7]

Originally Posted by bigred760

This has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

You do realize he was joking right?

[bigred760]

Originally Posted by poopontheshoes7

You do realize he was joking right?

It's so hard to tell sometimes.

[Cop No. 633]

Originally Posted by poopontheshoes7

You do realize he was joking right?

The only person joking in this thread is Monotreme. I'm really against actors with big foreheads. Everybody else can treat it as a joke, but it's not a god damn joke.

BigRed, you got a problem with me hating actors who have huge heads? You think it's stupid? Why are you getting all sensitive? What's the matter? You got a big forehead too? Yeah, I bet you do. You're taking this a little personally, volley ball head.

In light of this development, I'd like to extend my rant against people with big heads who go to the movies. We all know them. We all curse God's name whenever they decide to sit in front of us. And yet nobody ever calls em out on their shit. I think it's time we make a law in which people with gargantuan heads need to sit in the back of the movie theater. They get their own special little designated area away from the normal sized heads. The best part is that they won't block each other's heads because they're all roughly about the same size. And there can be order to the system where the biggest sit the farthest and the smaller big headed people can sit a little closer. Think about it.

You want this?



Or this?

[bigred760]

Me and my big ass head will try to stay outta your way.

[bigred760]

Me and my big ass head will try to stay outta your way.

[APzombie]

alison pill. good actress though.

[Tweek]

I think Kiefer Sutherland is such a souse because he can't cope with the size of his forehead.

[The Postmaster General]

I wanted to extend props to actors like Michael J Fox who cover their forehead. Bright Lights, Big City just wouldn't have been the same had he not had the parted hair. In Causalities of War, however, De Palma accentuated his forehead as a metaphor toward middle America's views on the Vietnam war.

[jeo4]

Nicole Kidman wins.

[SS-Block]

Sergei Eisenstein had a brief spell as an actor.

[Monotreme]

Originally Posted by BubbaStrangelove

I wanted to extend props to actors like Michael J Fox who cover their forehead. Bright Lights, Big City just wouldn't have been the same had he not had the parted hair. In Causalities of War, however, De Palma accentuated his forehead as a metaphor toward middle America's views on the Vietnam war.

Best post!

[jaw2929]

Here's some more fun, for everyone's viewing pleasure:

[DaveyJoeG]

Christopher Nolan had to adopt the extra tall IMAX resolution to fit this forehead in The Dark Knight.

[Erroneous]

Vince. Big, big head!

[Brando @$$ Fat]

It's worse when it's a professional athlete.



That hat ain't hiding anything, bub.

[hoojib127]

Granted, a lot of the guys here are here because of receding hairlines. Not all of us are fortunate enough to go through most (if not all) of our lives with a full head of hair. : ?

[Matchbox225]

[jdparker]

Originally Posted by Trail_Blazer

Here's some more fun, for everyone's viewing pleasure:

50% forehead for the win!

[Felkitty]

While this post made me giggle, and even laugh out. I do agree with whats being said. I have a huge(head) problem with Tom Hanks as well. Im guessing its one of the reason i dislike him. I cant watch a film with him without staring at his head, its very distracting.

Now this is not something i normally pay attention to when i meat people, in fact i dont even look at people faces, my eyes wander.. cant help it..
But when your focused on a TV screen for 2 hours, and looking at close-ups showing every little fine line in the skin, you cant help but notice things like this.

Need i not mention Nicolas Cage...

[Anders Rosenkrantz-Brahe-Oxenstierna]

I disagree with you on the point of joking. I really think rather than focusing on who is joking and responding with humor we should pay attention to who is the joke here. And that would be you. Why in the world would you dislike actors with large foreheads? It's a sign of intelligence as the forehead is the skin covered frontal bone. It contains behind it the frontal cortex. The larger the lobe the greater the amount of brain matter and in turn the greater the volume of brain cells that is contained. Now when neurons and glia translate to brain tracts (neurons do not reproduce because they retain skills and memory for your entire life. the more you have the greater the capacity of the network.) then higher cell volumes would mean more tracts and a more complex sense of awareness and humanity.

You imply by hating such actors that you have a highly developed disdain for intelligence and, well, a large number of people on this planet. There are a lot of people with large foreheads along with large scaled sections of the rest of their heads. Is there something wrong with them as well? If I have a large head is there something wrong with me? What drives you to hold people fitting these qualities in contempt?

Is this all about you? Do you have a smaller than average head that you are self-conscious about? I don't know if I am going to get an answer back from you addressing my questions and comments. But, I do know there is something wrong with you if all this is not some kind of extensive joke.

I feel like I've just stepped into a light version of the Twilight Zone. I hope you were high or intoxicated in some way while writing this.

What a waste of time.

[Herald]

[psycheoutsteve]

Glad to see that it's the threads with actual substance, like this one, that generate the most discussion, hehe.



And yeah, I know it's a joke.

[spooky]

superficial thread is... superficial.

[the clever guy]

How the fuck do you watch most any movie when, oh, I don't know, a majority of the actors in Hollywood have huge foreheads? I've been watching the 'Die Hard' trilogy and have noticed that a shit ton of the actors in all three movies have large foreheads. Mentioned earlier was Tom Hanks. I watched 'Saving Private Ryan' earlier nothing about his forehead distracted me, because I can see a good movie and good acting when I see it, regardless of the forehead.

This rant that you can't stand movies that contain actors with large foreheads is nothing short of fucking stupid.

[magjournal]

Can't believe you guys would ignore the guy with the 6,000 foot forehead. C'mon!

[Erroneous]

Is it big head or big forehead?

[DareDevil]

Originally Posted by Anders Rosenkrantz-Brahe-Oxenstierna

I disagree with you on the point of joking. I really think rather than focusing on who is joking and responding with humor we should pay attention to who is the joke here. And that would be you. Why in the world would you dislike actors with large foreheads? It's a sign of intelligence as the forehead is the skin covered frontal bone. It contains behind it the frontal cortex. The larger the lobe the greater the amount of brain matter and in turn the greater the volume of brain cells that is contained. Now when neurons and glia translate to brain tracts (neurons do not reproduce because they retain skills and memory for your entire life. the more you have the greater the capacity of the network.) then higher cell volumes would mean more tracts and a more complex sense of awareness and humanity.

You imply by hating such actors that you have a highly developed disdain for intelligence and, well, a large number of people on this planet. There are a lot of people with large foreheads along with large scaled sections of the rest of their heads. Is there something wrong with them as well? If I have a large head is there something wrong with me? What drives you to hold people fitting these qualities in contempt?

Is this all about you? Do you have a smaller than average head that you are self-conscious about? I don't know if I am going to get an answer back from you addressing my questions and comments. But, I do know there is something wrong with you if all this is not some kind of extensive joke.

I feel like I've just stepped into a light version of the Twilight Zone. I hope you were high or intoxicated in some way while writing this.

What a waste of time.

Well at least we know who has the biggest forehead in the world now, epic 1st post, after years of only reading the forums, one night in the rant section you had to stand up for the big heads everywhere. I've seen a lot of amazing first posts over the years but this might be my favorite.