Natalie Portman pregnant

[Mr. Creasy]

http://www.people.com/people/article...453228,00.html

Actress Natalie Portman is engaged to a ballet dancer and choreographer and expecting her first child with him, People magazine reported on Monday.

[Tweek]

Geeks the world over will be wearing black for a week.

[SkyNet]

I guess I am a geek!!

I had planned on bumping into her at the local market in 2011 and wooing her, sadly that dream will never come to fruition!

But, I got my eye on you Kate Mara!

[Gilpesh]

Originally Posted by SkyNet

I guess I am a geek!!

I had planned on bumping into her at the local market in 2011 and wooing her, sadly that dream will never come to fruition!

But, I got my eye on you Kate Mara!

Get in line, jerk!



And my reaction to the news was, "-grumble grumble grumble-", guess that makes me a geek also.

[Cop No. 633]

Eh, don't worry about it. They're gonna break up eventually even if they do have a kid. Actors are stupid when it comes to picking a partner. 99% of them pick somebody either out of their league or another actor. It's hilarious.

[Mr. Creasy]

Originally Posted by CosmicPuppet

Eh, don't worry about it. They're gonna break up eventually even if they do have a kid. Actors are stupid when it comes to picking a partner. 99% of them pick somebody either out of their league or another actor. It's hilarious.

Just the fact that somebody else is putting a baby inside her... is hurting a lot of people (geeks). Not me, I really don't care about her.

[SkyNet]

Originally Posted by Mr. Creasy

Just the fact that somebody else is putting a baby inside her... is hurting a lot of people (geeks). Not me, I really don't care about her.

Woah... "Put a baby inside of her"?? Can you explain that? I thought that when someone gets pregnant that just means that they have been in contact with the Stork and they will drop off their new born baby in 9 months.

Somebody put something inside Natalie Portman? This is news i was not ready for

[Tweek]

I didn't mean what I said as an insult. I love her too!

Originally Posted by SkyNet

Woah... "Put a baby inside of her"?? Can you explain that? I thought that when someone gets pregnant that just means that they have been in contact with the Stork and they will drop off their new born baby in 9 months.

Somebody put something inside Natalie Portman? This is news i was not ready for

Too...easy. [head explodes]

[Tagia_Romero]

HEY GUYS! LET'S BE DIFFERENT!

Why don't we just give the mum to be our congrats and hope she, the baby and prospective hubby do well in the near future. You know, just for a change of pace.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Originally Posted by Tagia_Romero

HEY GUYS! LET'S BE DIFFERENT!

Why don't we just give the mum to be our congrats and hope she, the baby and prospective hubby do well in the near future. You know, just for a change of pace.

Y'aint one of them feministics, is yeh?

We dain't take kindly to your kind unless yeh be on the turn.

Now sympathisticate with us or stay der hell out of its.

[SkyNet]

Originally Posted by Tagia_Romero

HEY GUYS! LET'S BE DIFFERENT!

Why don't we just give the mum to be our congrats and hope she, the baby and prospective hubby do well in the near future. You know, just for a change of pace.

It's just that, this is just another case of me waiting to tell a girl I like her.. and then some other guy goes and gets to her first!

Damnit, if I had just told her sooner... If I had just told her sooner!!

[PBateman]

I could of swore I pulled out in time

[Servo]

I'm actually really excited about this. I can't wait to see her mom-boobs.

[Mr. Creasy]

Originally Posted by SkyNet

Woah... "Put a baby inside of her"?? Can you explain that? I thought that when someone gets pregnant that just means that they have been in contact with the Stork and they will drop off their new born baby in 9 months.

Somebody put something inside Natalie Portman? This is news i was not ready for

Wow... [sarcasm mode/ on] that was funny as hell [sarcasm mode/off]. What part made you angry, the part when I said I didn't care about her?. Wait for it... wait for it...

[SkyNet]

perhaps i should have put that very witty [Sarcasm mode on] [Sarcasm Mode off] over my original post??

I wasn't being a dick towards you ace, I was playfully noting that i dont wanna believe the Ports gets her fuck on with other dudes. (And in that, obviously it is just playful internets banter, as i dont care who, famous or not fucks who, unless it is my girlfriend fuckin another dude. Another girl, im cool with, just not another dude)... reading my post again, i can perhaps see how you misconstrued what i wrote as a dig at you, but i assure you that was not the intent, the intent was humor, which in hindsight was sorely lacking!

[Monotreme]

You know what? I was coming into this thread all ready for a witty, ironic geek response to this.

But fuck that. I'm just going to say that I'm really happy for her, glad to see her life and career going so well right now, and if she tops off the year with an Oscar win, even better. I love Portman, have been a fan for years, and am happy to see her happy and successful. She deserves it!

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally Posted by Reigh Kaufman

Y'aint one of them feministics, is yeh?

We dain't take kindly to your kind unless yeh be on the turn.

Now sympathisticate with us or stay der hell out of its.

Cook mah dinnah, bey-atch!

[BadCoverVersion]

Well done Nat and ballet beau...that childling is going to be quite brilliant.

My friends are currently debating about who would have made the better bebes...Nat and Gael or Nat and Devendra.

I'm firmly in the Nat and Devendra camp...as hawt as Gael is, he's technically a munchkin with petite feet.

[RustyRazor]

And now joining a pretty decent list of Hollywood MILFs....
Congrats to the new mom to be.
She'll be pirouetting into the delivery room very soon.

[echo_bravo]

Congrats to them!

[DaveyJoeG]

I guess this means she's out of the running for The Dark Knight Rises. She was one of the 6 actresses rumored to be auditioning for one of the female leads.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Originally Posted by DaveyJoeG

I guess this means she's out of the running for The Dark Knight Rises. She was one of the 6 actresses rumored to be auditioning for one of the female leads.

My wife said this exact thing when I told her.

She's not a movie fan the way I am, but I felt proud nonetheless.

[Mr. Creasy]

Originally Posted by SkyNet

perhaps i should have put that very witty [Sarcasm mode on] [Sarcasm Mode off] over my original post??

I wasn't being a dick towards you ace, I was playfully noting that i dont wanna believe the Ports gets her fuck on with other dudes. (And in that, obviously it is just playful internets banter, as i dont care who, famous or not fucks who, unless it is my girlfriend fuckin another dude. Another girl, im cool with, just not another dude)... reading my post again, i can perhaps see how you misconstrued what i wrote as a dig at you, but i assure you that was not the intent, the intent was humor, which in hindsight was sorely lacking!

Sorry... maybe I misunderstood your first post.

[SkyNet]

Originally Posted by Mr. Creasy

Sorry... maybe I misunderstood your first post.

sall good, good sir... The internet can never convey context or tone the way a real life convo can!! I read it back and was thinkin "Yup... I def sounded like a dick right there"!

But for everyone who is like "Cant we all just be happy for the Ports".... Honestly, I dont know the chick, so I don't get happy or sad over her personal life! But she always comes across as a real good person and down to earth, which is pry where my love for her originated!

That is how I form my opinions on celebs, through the talk shows like Conan and Letterman and Kimmel and Ferguson (FUCK LENO!!).. that is how Kate Mara came to be my number 1 hotty.


It seems that the week between Xmas and New Years is when a lot of people propose... Greasy Reesey (Witherspoon) also just got engaged.

Perhaps Kwanzaa is the holiday to Propose?