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  #161  
Old 05-13-2011, 03:10 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

British woman beheaded in Tenerife supermarket

Man ran into supermarket on Spanish island, grabbed knife, killed woman then rushed out carrying head.

A man has killed and beheaded a British woman in a supermarket on the Spanish holiday island of Tenerife.

The man attacked the unnamed 60-year-old woman in a Chinese supermarket in the resort town of Los Cristianos, Arona, severing her neck with a knife and then rushing on to the street carrying the head.

Passersby and security guards tried to stop him and he was eventually caught after an Italian man on a motorbike knocked him to the ground by hurling a helmet at him. The man tripped over and fell to the ground, with his pursuers managing to restrain him until police arrived.

The alleged killer is an unemployed Bulgarian apparently well known in the town and occasionally given to loudly proclaiming himself to be God on earth. The 28-year-old man lives in the town...


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011...ermarket-spain
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  #162  
Old 05-13-2011, 03:14 PM
A similar thing happened in Canada when someone beheaded a guy on a bus for no reason. Sorry UK, but looks like you got beaten to the punch on horrifying beheadings!
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  #163  
Old 05-13-2011, 03:39 PM
Brazilian Woman Wins the Right to Watch porn and masturbate at work.

http://jezebel.com/5801655/
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  #164  
Old 05-14-2011, 12:17 AM
Elton John bans school jazz band from playing Bohemian Rhapsody because parent complained it's too gay.
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  #165  
Old 05-15-2011, 09:37 PM
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/viralvacu...y-camel.glance

Geez all the woman was trying to do was film a segment on a camal and she got attacked for it.

Anyway l hope you all will have a look at it
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  #166  
Old 05-17-2011, 12:37 PM
Man Marries 107 Women, Fathers 185 Children

http://www.kpho.com/family/27883569/detail.html

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BIDA, Nigeria -- The phrase "I do" comes once -- maybe twice or thrice -- in most people's lives. For one man in Niger, it comes on a weekly basis.

Bello Maasaba, an Islamic faith healer, has married a grand total of 107 eager women.

In a country with a long tradition of polygamy, the number is still quite, quite high. The number of children fathered by the popular healer also reaches skyward: 185 in all.

But why?

"I get a revelation from God telling me any woman I'm going to marry. If it wasn't from God, I wouldn't have gone beyond two," he explained to Los Angeles Times writer Robyn Dixon.

Maasaba said that he was visited by the archangel Gabriel, who told him to pursue faith healing and marry many, many women.

His religious quest for wives doesn't sit well with everyone. It landed him in jail for 22 days after being arrested under Islamic law; which scholars agree limits men to four wives. After protests from his wives and civil rights lawyers intervened, he was finally granted bail. And after 57 wives testified on his behalf in the country's High Court, Maasaba was freed without charge.

Maasaba, his wives and his faith-healing practice are all housed in a massive four-story, 89-room home in Bida, Nigeria.

He said it's a peaceful life, one without worry. His wives agree, saying they never fight with one another.

When asked about the more intimate details of his life with so many women, and he's asked often, he said everything works just fine.

"In his wisdom, God has given me the power and strength to give them the sexual portion they need," he told Dixon. "If I didn't satisfy them, they would leave."
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  #167  
Old 05-17-2011, 02:59 PM
Having sex would be like a full time job



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  #168  
Old 05-17-2011, 04:19 PM
If he had to have sex with each wife once a week that would be about 15 times a day having sex. P. I. M. P.

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  #169  
Old 05-19-2011, 07:53 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ak-fiance.html

http://newzvideo99.com/2011/05/19/ji...suicide-video/

Poor girl. Though I can't help thinking the silly sausage had bided its time to jump into the frying pan. Satisfied that every emergency service in a ten mile block was giving her full attention, and that help was on hand to rescue her -- if she accidentally slipped -- she placed the back of her hand across her forehead in a swoon even the most seasoned of actresses playing Juliet would be proud of.

Its sort of tragic and funny.

I also like to think the unidentified Chinese man who saved her wasn't even in the country when the jilted bride took to the window ledge. Somewhere in Ecuador a Chinese man's ears twitched sensing a jilted bride in trouble. We all know what happened next.

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  #170  
Old 05-24-2011, 09:34 PM
Reporter Calls Herself Stupid

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/viralvacu...-stupid.glance


Geez we all make mistakes and get frustrated at our selfs for different reasons

But this reporter was making a clip about a school which has a few problems and she got abit tongue tied while explainig the topic

This tape was supposed to be put on the scrap heap and another was supposed to be used.

Well you can see here which one was used
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  #171  
Old 05-24-2011, 10:21 PM
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  #172  
Old 05-25-2011, 02:16 AM
A big LOL at both the link/reporter calling herself "stupid" and Tommy Lee Jones pic.
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  #173  
Old 05-25-2011, 08:46 AM
I wonder who she pissed off that "accidentally played the wrong tape on live tv."

Lesson to all: Don't piss on your minions, they might actually be in a position to make a grand fool out of you.
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  #174  
Old 05-25-2011, 06:05 PM
New Zealand truck driver Steven McCormack nearly pops after getting air hose lodged in buttocks

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl..._hose_lod.html
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  #175  
Old 05-25-2011, 09:13 PM
Well for the reporter she would find it hard to face the cameras after this incident
I wonder if this was done as a joke by fellow workmates
if it was it is not right
I know it is funny to see someone make a fool out of themselves but people do not realize the damage they can do to a person who has to face this after it was aired
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  #176  
Old 05-25-2011, 09:25 PM
Pensioner Losers 100k To Prostitude

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/...e-for-new-home


Geez some old men are very stupid and easily conned.

Plus another thing you can be any age and l think you have to be careful on who you get to know and be careful on waht they are hanging aoround for
I know there are many young women who play on old men if they know there is something they can better there poor lifes on and there are many suckers who get caught

This man was seeing this prostitude for around two years and he was getting a bit on the side and this woman knew she had something good coming as you will see from this link

A man or woman will work for so much to have sometthing which they will have in there old age

Well this man was too trusting and gave away something he shouldnt have
I know on the internet or in reallife you will get people who will play on you if they know you have super or something they can benifit from
This man was 70 yrs old and easy to prey on.
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  #177  
Old 05-25-2011, 09:32 PM


Oh Kim is engaged .


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertain...ngagement-ring

Plus she reveals her 2 million dollar engagement ring to the media

I just hope all works out as the wedding gets closer because l can tell yuo that this man she is marrying will not be getting this ring back
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  #178  
Old 05-25-2011, 10:49 PM
Yup, totally newsworthy.

*cue Tommy Lee Jones pic*
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  #179  
Old 05-26-2011, 02:50 AM
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New Zealand truck driver Steven McCormack nearly pops after getting air hose lodged in buttocks

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl..._hose_lod.html

Ah hell, that's happened to the best of us. I mean, wait... what!?
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  #180  
Old 05-26-2011, 08:58 AM
wow, he really got fucked by that prostitute. Who would of saw that cumming?
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  #181  
Old 05-26-2011, 09:04 AM
Let me guess, he's Australian?
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  #182  
Old 05-26-2011, 09:25 AM
Man addicted to sausages,



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...addiction.html
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  #183  
Old 05-26-2011, 11:02 AM
^^^Off the cuff, I'm skeptical of the prognosis that it's totally mental and not the least bit physical. It's extremely common for the body to lack then crave certain nutrients (any biological mother can attest to this). He's 47 and grey as hell for that age with brittle hair, which is sign of malnutrition. Then, I'm noticing blotches on his arm, which are indicative of B-12 deficiency, as is facial bloating and paleness. I know 47 seems expected to some degree but that's a bit much in comparison to even a barely healthy 47 year old.

Hey, guess what? Sausages are one of the foods highest in B-12 content.

No doubt there's a habit present, but even with that there is still no reason to rule out that our bodies do know what foods provide what we need, and signal our brains to seek them out. I'd be curious to know if they've tested him to ensure he doesn't have a type of anemia (can't remember the name) that results from poor bodily absorption of B-12. (or something similar) It makes a lot more sense than him just being addicted, considering that if he's eaten sausages for the past 42 years, that his body would most likely have more than the mental craving for sausages, and would actually be relying on the sausage as a supplement. I mean, that's really, really standard knowledge, not some rare and odd condition taken from a page out of House MD.

Then again, my version of the article is boring as hell so it all makes sense in that respect. I just have an actual genuine concern that they guy hasn't seen the right doctor and maybe giddy with the attention he's getting for his addiction, instead of having an actual, and life threatening, condition recognized.

I say all of this while still maintaining complete confidence in government provided healthcare, while pointing a finger at patients who look for the easiest answer.


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  #184  
Old 05-26-2011, 01:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5EMiHs5JbM
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  #185  
Old 05-26-2011, 05:32 PM
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^^^Off the cuff, I'm skeptical of the prognosis that it's totally mental and not the least bit physical. It's extremely common for the body to lack then crave certain nutrients (any biological mother can attest to this). He's 47 and grey as hell for that age with brittle hair, which is sign of malnutrition. Then, I'm noticing blotches on his arm, which are indicative of B-12 deficiency, as is facial bloating and paleness. I know 47 seems expected to some degree but that's a bit much in comparison to even a barely healthy 47 year old.

Hey, guess what? Sausages are one of the foods highest in B-12 content.

No doubt there's a habit present, but even with that there is still no reason to rule out that our bodies do know what foods provide what we need, and signal our brains to seek them out. I'd be curious to know if they've tested him to ensure he doesn't have a type of anemia (can't remember the name) that results from poor bodily absorption of B-12. (or something similar) It makes a lot more sense than him just being addicted, considering that if he's eaten sausages for the past 42 years, that his body would most likely have more than the mental craving for sausages, and would actually be relying on the sausage as a supplement. I mean, that's really, really standard knowledge, not some rare and odd condition taken from a page out of House MD.

Then again, my version of the article is boring as hell so it all makes sense in that respect. I just have an actual genuine concern that they guy hasn't seen the right doctor and maybe giddy with the attention he's getting for his addiction, instead of having an actual, and life threatening, condition recognized.

I say all of this while still maintaining complete confidence in government provided healthcare, while pointing a finger at patients who look for the easiest answer.

I heart this post.
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  #186  
Old 05-26-2011, 06:07 PM
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random...ep-with-women/

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Malalane - A trial date is expected to be set on Thursday for 12 people arrested in connection with setting a pastor alight after accusing him of using a magic penis to sleep with women. The nine men and three women, aged between 28 and 50 will appear in the Boschfontein periodical court in Mpumalanga on charges murder and arson. The villagers, among them a community induna (headman), were arrested on February 24 after Albert Malwane, a pastor of the Izwi Zion Christian Church, was burnt to death a day before. Mpumalanga police spokesperson Leonard Hlathi said that Malwane had been dragged from his one-roomed house in the Etitandini informal settlement near Jeppes Reef south of Malalane and taken to a hill, where he was set alight. Malwane’s house was also burnt and his wife and daughter went into hiding. Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement. They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.
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  #187  
Old 05-26-2011, 08:09 PM
Yes there have been a few aussie men who get caught up in this type of thing but l have to say this could easily happen in any country

I just think that older men need to be careful on who they get involved with whether it is a prosittute or a woman out there who is just only after money.

Alot of women go after men who are just about to retire from worklife
Some people can have a huge super which can be worth 200,000 or more

If certain women who have nothing see this they will go for this to better there lifes know the plder amn ther with will only live a few years more
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  #188  
Old 05-26-2011, 08:13 PM
Geez it is amazing how many stories we find over the internet smiles

Geez magic penis pasor
How could so many people beleive this and do such silly things.

But in religion some people can be conned into things easily if they are stupid enough


Oh a stalker has been tracked down after using a pizza website to attract a 14yr old girl from America
Sending her gifts that got her running scared
It goes to show you have to be careful while on the computer

I hate to admit this but this 17yr old boy came from Australia

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technolog...-pizza-website

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  #189  
Old 05-26-2011, 09:01 PM
http://www.npr.org/2011/05/26/136655...view-of-joplin
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  #190  
Old 05-26-2011, 09:35 PM
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Damn, I feel bad for that guy. I had an uncle who went through the same ordeal.





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I've seen some google street shots matched up with current pictures, and it's beyond any variation of horrible.
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  #191  
Old 05-26-2011, 10:17 PM
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double u tee eff.
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  #192  
Old 05-27-2011, 04:36 AM

In other news, my dogs breath smells like dog food.
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  #193  
Old 05-27-2011, 05:16 PM
Ahhh, you've gotta love live television. The tape that aired looked like an outtake or it was just cued up to the wrong starting point - the beginning of the tape looked like it was good. Whoever cued probably didn't check the entire clip.
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  #194  
Old 05-27-2011, 05:40 PM
Okay, that doesn't look like the wrong tape to me. It looks like a live shot the reporter screwed up. I work in news, and it looks like they're doing a LEDE or LOOK LIVE. Reporters go live to introduce the story they worked on that day. They stand on location and talk a bit about it, then they play the tape of the story or PACKAGE.

Now, it's possible that it was a LOOK LIVE, where they pre-record that LEDE, and pass it off as a LIVE SHOT. If that's the case, than an editor screwed up and put her outtake into the system. That outtake should never have been on a tape for the director to play. My station, and many others only use LOOK LIVEs as a last resort, so my first guess is that this is an actual live shot LEDE that the reporter screwed up. Then the anchor back at the desk just blamed the people behind the scenes.

It could be a LOOK LIVE error, but that is extremely rare, LIVE SHOT mistakes happen all the time, because they're live. The whole point of the LOOK LIVE is to make sure they get it right and don't air any mistakes. Somebody really fucked up if that wasn't a LIVE SHOT. If it was live, then the anchor is a douche for blaming the directors for playing the wrong tape.
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  #195  
Old 05-27-2011, 06:38 PM
Jesus, did anyone else notice that every word in the title of this thread is mispelled?
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  #196  
Old 05-27-2011, 06:47 PM
I believe you mean misspelled, or made a funny intentionally.

"Pensioner" and "To" are both spelled correctly even if the latter as a particle shouldn't be capitalized. "100k" is also a commonly accepted abbreviation.

Your a exxagorater.

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wow, he really got fucked by that prostitute.
Heh.
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  #197  
Old 05-27-2011, 07:30 PM
At first I thought it was a male gigolo, aka: a Prostidude.
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  #198  
Old 05-27-2011, 08:55 PM
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At first I thought it was a male gigolo, aka: a Prostidude.
Haha that's awesome.
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  #199  
Old 05-27-2011, 09:45 PM
Could make a good rap song title.

"Pensioner Losers (100k to Prostitude)" by Lil Skeezi ft. Kiwi Crotch McMullen, and the Boomin' Rang Boyz
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  #200  
Old 05-27-2011, 10:18 PM
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/...bane-melbourne


It started off in Canada and now Australia will be following

It is called Slut Walks
This all started in canada because of a policeman who commented that if women and girls dressed in a nicer manner you wouldnt have men wanting to rape them

Well all these women from melbourne and Brisbane will march in fishnet stockings and stilletos saying they have the right to wear what they want and that everyone has the right to walk around day or night without being raped

Well l think that there are some clothes you do see women and girls wearing which only leaves to the imagenation onf what a bloke might think.

But you should have the right to wear what you want to a certaiin exstent

I know a few years ago l wore the dress which was simalar to a mini and l had a fine tan to go with it
I was walking on the nature strip near a bus stop and a bloke stopped in his car and wanted to know if l wanted to get in

Geez he scared me and of cause l ran off and he sped off in his car.not to be seen again
So yeah it might look nice on but you have to be careful these days because some people get the wrong idea
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